so about that flyer...

[thalassino]

[ there's a bit of a commotion tonight, and many locals are talking about something happening up on the island. anyone curious enough to check it out would first notice a glowing shore to match a starry sky; it seems to be a type of jellyfish causing this.

immediately afterward they would undoubtedly see a very large boat having apparently docked itself on the shore. there's no captain in sight and it appears to be completely inoperable, so it's a full-blown mystery on how it arrived on the shore. it certainly doesn't look like a normal boat though— probably due to the fact that it is utterly decked out for a party.

there are streamers, balloons, and a whole lot of glitter on deck. there's even a large banner that reads:

☆ HAVE FUN!!! ☆

on deck there are speakers blasting a nautical-style party music should dancing be your thing. nearby there's plenty of good food for the eating, along with a gratuitous amount of chapagne (with a non-alcoholic brand for the underage); a champagne tower can also be seen. party games are encouraged, and a few are even already set up (such as the large whale-themed piñata).

have fun, mingle, and enjoy the party! ]

Comments

[longwinded]

[Nope, John is joining you, looking over the railing. He can't leave his best bro hanging or alone! That would be awful of him. But this dancing for irony thing is going to happen

They will dance and it will be glorious.]

Everything okay?

[knightime]

Everything is fine. Peaches. Cookies n' cream. The sun is so fucking happy I'm on a one way, completely paid trip, to looking like a lobster in like the next ten minutes.

[You totes didn't see the conversation with Feferi right? Right. He's not worried about anything. Shush.]

[longwinded]

[that's right, Dave had extremely fair skin.]

Are you sure that's all? Something seems to be bothering you Dave. [So John was a bit worried...]

[knightime]

[Dave is as pale as pale gets without being white. Oh damn, his freckles are stsarting to show up like nuts.]

Not really. You're worrying too much, dude.

[longwinded]

[Chinhanding here. Dave you are not getting by with this shit today.]

I'm not worrying too much. I know you, man. You're not usually like this. Is it the boat? Do you have some crippling fear of boats?

[knightime]

Yes, John. That is exactly it. I am completely terrified of boats. This is exactly why I got on it on my own accord. So I can be terrified. How did you know?

[You are an idiot.]

[longwinded]

Lay off the sarcasm and tell your good ol' pal John the details. You're seriously putting me in suspense right now. You're obviously on edge about something.

[John was serious too. Look at how serious he is.]

[knightime]

Dude, forget about it. It isn't a big deal, holy shit.

[Nope.]

[longwinded]

It's clearly a big deal if you're acting like that!

[John crosses his arms.]

[knightime]

You're the one making a big deal about it! Not me.

[Stubborn.]

[longwinded]

I am not. I'm just being concerned.

[Eve more stubborn.]

[knightime]

There's nothing to be concerned about. So there.

[longwinded]

You're lying to me, but whatever man.

[John is going to be passive aggressive now.]