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♑ | Gamzee and beach parties!
[The first part of this post is a network text, backdated slightly to yesterday.]
AiGhT, lIkE, i hAd mE SoMe hElLa sWeEt pLaN AlL FoRmInG In mY PaN HeRe wHaT I WaNnA PuT To yOu pEePs, So iF YoU CoUlD Be aS To lEnD Me yOuR MoThErFuCkIn hEaRdUcTs tHaT'D Be cOoL.
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A MoThErFuCkEr cOuLdN'T HeLp bUt gEt hIs nOtIcE On fOr wHaT SoRt oF BiTcHtItS WeAtHeR We'vE BeEn bLeSsEd wItH.
GeTs a bRoThEr aLl sOrTs oF In tHe rIgHt fUcKiN MoOd fOr cHiLlIn oN ThE BeAcH AnD FiNdInG HiS WiCkEd zOnE, yOu gEt mE, cAuSe sHiT If tHeRe aIn't aLl bEiNg nO PlAcE BeTtEr tHaN ThE MoThErFuCkIn bEaCh fOr sPeNdInG YoU TiMe aT
BuT ThEn i wAs tHiNkInG LiKe, MoThErFuCk, I CoUlD Up aNd bE SpEnDiNg tHaT SwEeT TiMe oN My mOtHeRfUcKiN LoNeSoMe, FeElInG LiKe sOmE KiNdA GrEeDyTiTtIeD NiNa sTeAlInG Up aLl a tHoSe bEaUtIfUl mIrAcLeS FoR MySeLf.
Or i cOuLd iNvItE YoU BrOs aLoNg
So, ToMoRrOw i'm gOnNa fUcKiN ChIlL AlL DaY On tHe bEaCh aNd aNy oF YoU MoThErFuCkErS WhAt wAnTs tO BuIlD SoMe sIcKnAsTy pArTy wItH A BrO ShOuLd dRoP On bY AnD ThEn mAyBe wE CaN AlL HaVe sOmE FuCkIn fUn tOgEtHeR.
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[True to Gamzee's word, on Sunday afternoon, there is indeed stuff on the beach fit for a beach party. Which, lets all be honest here, is something we should congratulate him on cause the chances of him forgetting a party he suggested in the first place are about 42.0% .
It is very clearly not a strictly organized beach party however. A variety of beach related things (seriously, the shopkeepers were hella awesome here and had gladly helped Gamzee bring up a whole load of shit he hadn't even known existed) lay strewn on the sand, everything from beach balls to small, colourful shovels for sand castle building (no buckets, wow, what was he, some kinda perv?) to various drink coolers stocked with faygo, faygo, some more faygo, and just for the people wanting something different, some faygo too.
Hope you like faygo.
Or brought your own drinks.
But seriously, anything you might need to have fun at a beach party is there (except, as mentioned, tiny plastic buckets, please this is a very culturally sensitive beach party) up to a few surf boards, even. So grab whatever you want, find a friend or make a new one, and have some fun.]
[ooc: Please treat this post as your general mingle log! Gamzee invited everybody, so come on up, grab a cold faygo and have fun.]
AiGhT, lIkE, i hAd mE SoMe hElLa sWeEt pLaN AlL FoRmInG In mY PaN HeRe wHaT I WaNnA PuT To yOu pEePs, So iF YoU CoUlD Be aS To lEnD Me yOuR MoThErFuCkIn hEaRdUcTs tHaT'D Be cOoL.
So
A MoThErFuCkEr cOuLdN'T HeLp bUt gEt hIs nOtIcE On fOr wHaT SoRt oF BiTcHtItS WeAtHeR We'vE BeEn bLeSsEd wItH.
GeTs a bRoThEr aLl sOrTs oF In tHe rIgHt fUcKiN MoOd fOr cHiLlIn oN ThE BeAcH AnD FiNdInG HiS WiCkEd zOnE, yOu gEt mE, cAuSe sHiT If tHeRe aIn't aLl bEiNg nO PlAcE BeTtEr tHaN ThE MoThErFuCkIn bEaCh fOr sPeNdInG YoU TiMe aT
BuT ThEn i wAs tHiNkInG LiKe, MoThErFuCk, I CoUlD Up aNd bE SpEnDiNg tHaT SwEeT TiMe oN My mOtHeRfUcKiN LoNeSoMe, FeElInG LiKe sOmE KiNdA GrEeDyTiTtIeD NiNa sTeAlInG Up aLl a tHoSe bEaUtIfUl mIrAcLeS FoR MySeLf.
Or i cOuLd iNvItE YoU BrOs aLoNg
So, ToMoRrOw i'm gOnNa fUcKiN ChIlL AlL DaY On tHe bEaCh aNd aNy oF YoU MoThErFuCkErS WhAt wAnTs tO BuIlD SoMe sIcKnAsTy pArTy wItH A BrO ShOuLd dRoP On bY AnD ThEn mAyBe wE CaN AlL HaVe sOmE FuCkIn fUn tOgEtHeR.
:o)
[True to Gamzee's word, on Sunday afternoon, there is indeed stuff on the beach fit for a beach party. Which, lets all be honest here, is something we should congratulate him on cause the chances of him forgetting a party he suggested in the first place are about 42.0% .
It is very clearly not a strictly organized beach party however. A variety of beach related things (seriously, the shopkeepers were hella awesome here and had gladly helped Gamzee bring up a whole load of shit he hadn't even known existed) lay strewn on the sand, everything from beach balls to small, colourful shovels for sand castle building (no buckets, wow, what was he, some kinda perv?) to various drink coolers stocked with faygo, faygo, some more faygo, and just for the people wanting something different, some faygo too.
Hope you like faygo.
Or brought your own drinks.
But seriously, anything you might need to have fun at a beach party is there (except, as mentioned, tiny plastic buckets, please this is a very culturally sensitive beach party) up to a few surf boards, even. So grab whatever you want, find a friend or make a new one, and have some fun.]
[ooc: Please treat this post as your general mingle log! Gamzee invited everybody, so come on up, grab a cold faygo and have fun.]
ACTION
BEACH
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Or maybe he just zoned out-- No, wait, he's still with it. Awesome.
Perhaps he needs someone to teach him the basics of surfing. Or just to chat with him. Or at the very least to tell him to stop wearing those god aweful trunks that shit just ain't pretty.]
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[Gamzee's trunks certainly catch his eye, and he approaches the troll, smiling.]
Hey. Gamzee, right?
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Hi. ...hi, uh... are you Gamzee? [ She's not sure if he's with it or not. ]
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He'll give Gamzee a moment to actually notice who it is.]
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Thinking of giving it a try?
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[1/fuck you, man]
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[i will call it done]
done with you dees
we ain't even started yet
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Demon Fang!
[Uh oh! Incoming wave! Sure hope there aren't any innocent passersby on the beach while Lloyd's slashing at starfish in the water with a plastic shovel and enough mana to make a small tidal wave.]
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Open!
Re: Open!
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you're* whoops
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[not here]
ignore the equius behind the curtain
as we always try to
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He seems content to stay away from the water, in favor of lounging around on the beach. Maybe you'll come across him with a bottle of faygo in hand. Or maybe you'll find him making sand-animals. Most of the ones he's doing seem to be some kind of mergoat.]
OPEN :D
Open!
[Who cares if it's a party, Eridan doesn't have to participate if he doesn't want to! He's fucking Eridan Ampora, so piss off you peasants!]
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OCEAN
OCEAN
imagine the Jaws theme playing very, very quietly
Heeee
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Re: OCEAN
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I finally get to use this icon!
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Open
He can be seen doing a dead man's float in a pair of black and flame board shorts and one of the tunics. Since the tunic helps him breathe underwater, he's able to spend a long time pretending to be dead.]
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Re: OCEAN
[So. Gamzee was a flipperbeast. That's... Actually, that's pretty fuckin' sweet. Aight, so it wasn't anything he had all been expecting, but shit, he could roll with it.
Literally!
He had always enjoyed swimming for sure, but ain't nothing what was as cool as swimming like this. Whatever Mirthful Maker had gone and thought up flipperbeasts was a genius, putting this whole thing together like something what was perfect for swimming with. That sure wasn't anything that just happened on accident. That was some kinda sciency bullshit what ain't no faithful motherfucker went and paid heed at. Nope. Flipperbeasts were fucking miracles plucked outta the great circus tent beyond.
That was exactly the truth for sure.
Swimming in lazy circles, Gamzee occasionally surfaced to breath and heeenk into the open air. Shit, when he stopped being a flipperbeast, he hadda go find that motherfucker what made this miracle happen for him and get to thanking the bro. He wasn't none to sure on why he had done it, but it was probably cause he was just that kinda cool dude what wanted peeps to have great times.
That was definitely exactly the truth for sure.]
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/insert jaws theme here
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BONFIRE
Like hot dogs. And smores! And... wait who brought these giant bugs???]
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Holy shit, Gamzee, you actually had a good idea.
Once he's sure the bug is roasted properly, he offers it to his companion.]
Want a bite?
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kinda maybe no, what are you talking aboutmiss the bonfire times at the Camp. Not that he'll ever admit to it. And not that he regularly attended them. That must be someone's imagination.Why is he even here then, sitting at the very edge of the firelight and ruining all these kids' fun with that sour look in his face? Well, someone has to make sure these idiots don't light themselves on fire. That goes doubly for the fireworks later. He still wasn't sure how the demigods and himself fit into this little corner of Tartarus, but observation was a good way to find out.]
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FIREWORKS
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Early in the afternoon he sets up the fireworks with perfectly orchestrated timers at one end of the beach. The area is roped off and a few locals are guarding the area so Leo can enjoy the party.
Once the sun has set and the sky is dark enough, he announces that the fireworks are about to begin. Everyone is free to set up wherever on the beach they want with chairs or towels, or they can even go out on one of the boats at the dock. The fireworks can probably be seen from just about anywhere on the island where a clear view of the sky is possible.
Leo can be found standing just outside of the roped off area with a remote/timer in his hand making sure everything goes off as planned.
The first set of fireworks goes off, one after another in hundreds of colors that rain down like confetti.
The second set displays a giant bubble with a city inside of it.
The third set gos off and this time there appears to be a school of fish swimming across the sky in a few different formations.
The grand finale shows a giant ferris wheel in motion with standard everyday fireworks going off to the sides and above it. There even seems to be people riding on the ferris wheel and waving at the audience. One of the carts has a generic couple kissing when the wheel stops at the top. The ferris wheel disappears and standard fireworks fill the sky.]
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