♑ | Gamzee and beach parties!

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[The first part of this post is a network text, backdated slightly to yesterday.]

AiGhT, lIkE, i hAd mE SoMe hElLa sWeEt pLaN AlL FoRmInG In mY PaN HeRe wHaT I WaNnA PuT To yOu pEePs, So iF YoU CoUlD Be aS To lEnD Me yOuR MoThErFuCkIn hEaRdUcTs tHaT'D Be cOoL.
So
A MoThErFuCkEr cOuLdN'T HeLp bUt gEt hIs nOtIcE On fOr wHaT SoRt oF BiTcHtItS WeAtHeR We'vE BeEn bLeSsEd wItH.
GeTs a bRoThEr aLl sOrTs oF In tHe rIgHt fUcKiN MoOd fOr cHiLlIn oN ThE BeAcH AnD FiNdInG HiS WiCkEd zOnE, yOu gEt mE, cAuSe sHiT If tHeRe aIn't aLl bEiNg nO PlAcE BeTtEr tHaN ThE MoThErFuCkIn bEaCh fOr sPeNdInG YoU TiMe aT
BuT ThEn i wAs tHiNkInG LiKe, MoThErFuCk, I CoUlD Up aNd bE SpEnDiNg tHaT SwEeT TiMe oN My mOtHeRfUcKiN LoNeSoMe, FeElInG LiKe sOmE KiNdA GrEeDyTiTtIeD NiNa sTeAlInG Up aLl a tHoSe bEaUtIfUl mIrAcLeS FoR MySeLf.
Or i cOuLd iNvItE YoU BrOs aLoNg
So, ToMoRrOw i'm gOnNa fUcKiN ChIlL AlL DaY On tHe bEaCh aNd aNy oF YoU MoThErFuCkErS WhAt wAnTs tO BuIlD SoMe sIcKnAsTy pArTy wItH A BrO ShOuLd dRoP On bY AnD ThEn mAyBe wE CaN AlL HaVe sOmE FuCkIn fUn tOgEtHeR.
:o)


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[True to Gamzee's word, on Sunday afternoon, there is indeed stuff on the beach fit for a beach party. Which, lets all be honest here, is something we should congratulate him on cause the chances of him forgetting a party he suggested in the first place are about 42.0% .

It is very clearly not a strictly organized beach party however. A variety of beach related things (seriously, the shopkeepers were hella awesome here and had gladly helped Gamzee bring up a whole load of shit he hadn't even known existed) lay strewn on the sand, everything from beach balls to small, colourful shovels for sand castle building (no buckets, wow, what was he, some kinda perv?) to various drink coolers stocked with faygo, faygo, some more faygo, and just for the people wanting something different, some faygo too.

Hope you like faygo.

Or brought your own drinks.

But seriously, anything you might need to have fun at a beach party is there (except, as mentioned, tiny plastic buckets, please this is a very culturally sensitive beach party) up to a few surf boards, even. So grab whatever you want, find a friend or make a new one, and have some fun.]



[ooc: Please treat this post as your general mingle log! Gamzee invited everybody, so come on up, grab a cold faygo and have fun.]

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[Just in case anyone feels a burning need to comment to the text portion of this shinding.]

AUDIO

[persea]

[Just because Percy and Gamzee haven't spoken yet.]

[Unfortunately, Percy is severely dyslexic and he can't read the post at all. But he has met Kurloz, and this guy looks exactly like him.]

Hey, are you Karlos' brother or something?

AUDIO

[420]

Can't all say like I know a motherfucker like that.

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[bethehugejerk]

GAMZEE, EDUCATE ME
WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO STAND AROUND IN THE SAND STARING AT THE OCEAN NOW WHEN I DIDN'T EVEN GO TO THAT CARNIVAL LAST WEEK.

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AwW, bEsT BrOtHeR, yOu dIdN'T Go?
ShIt, If i wOuLd'vE AlL BeEn iNfOrMeD Of tHaT, i wOuLd'vE TaKeN YoU ThErE.
We cOuLd'vE GoTtEn oUr hAnG OuT On.
:o(

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[savemegermany]

A beach party! That sounds like lots of fun, Gamzee~! Do you need me to bring some food?

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HeLl yEaH ThAt'd bE CoOl.
ThAnKs, MaN!
YoU CoMiN ToO?

ACTION

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[Anything going down on the beach will go here. Feel free to put up anything you can think off. Just gimme a moment to put up some set things.]

BEACH

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[Shit going down on the beach? Put it here.]

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[Being the host (but not a very excellent one) Gamzee is here too, of course. He's wearing an eyesearing pair of rainbow trunks and currently thoughtfully staring at some of the propped up surf boards.

Or maybe he just zoned out-- No, wait, he's still with it. Awesome.

Perhaps he needs someone to teach him the basics of surfing. Or just to chat with him. Or at the very least to tell him to stop wearing those god aweful trunks that shit just ain't pretty.]

[redcladidealist]

[That bit about the lack of buckets isn't entirely true. Apparently someone didn't get that memo and came to the beach with his own. There it is, sitting in the sand, scandalously half filled with water and sand. There's no apparent sign of the owner, though. At least not until-]

Demon Fang!

[Uh oh! Incoming wave! Sure hope there aren't any innocent passersby on the beach while Lloyd's slashing at starfish in the water with a plastic shovel and enough mana to make a small tidal wave.]

Open!

[bestestfurrend]

[Nepeta is on her knees in the sand, patting away at it with a spade and trying to shape something that at least looks like a castle. Or perhaps it's a cave. Who knows? She's willing to say if anyone bothers to ask!]

[zipperlips]

[The beach is a busy place to be, today! Everyone is out and about, ready to have fun or go in the water. Even Kurloz seems to have taken off his normal full-body skeleton suit in favor of something more comfortable. He's still got the facepaint, though. And his swim trunks are... well. purple and bones. He's really dedicated to his themes, apparently, but it's not as bad as Gamzee's.

He seems content to stay away from the water, in favor of lounging around on the beach. Maybe you'll come across him with a bottle of faygo in hand. Or maybe you'll find him making sand-animals. Most of the ones he's doing seem to be some kind of mergoat.]

OPEN :D

[savemegermany]

[ sure enough, Italy shows up with an impressive amount of cookies. ]

Open!

[unconchonable]

[And here is Eridan, with a towel placed down on the warm sand for him to lay belly-down on, just enjoying himself reading a book as he relaxes. Swimming he can do later(when no one else is around), he's got the swim shorts for it though, black with purple seahorses, however he's still got a shirt on too. And he's not really feeling up to any activities or the like either, from the looks of it. Nothing but sweet and silent solitude for this book worm as he tries to ignore everyone else and just get some reading done.]

[Who cares if it's a party, Eridan doesn't have to participate if he doesn't want to! He's fucking Eridan Ampora, so piss off you peasants!]

OCEAN

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[Lets put our in the water activities right over here, wow this is almost like some sort of organization.]

OCEAN

[devwocean]

[As if Dualscar could possibly pass up an opportunity to be half-naked and in the water for the enjoyment of those who might be watching. He surfaces, water streaming off his skin, and pauses with his head out of the water to watch someone surfing with a thoughtful expression on his face.]

Re: OCEAN

[onlyasign]

[Sufferer is standing out in the water, up to his hips (which is basically up to mid-thigh for most people). He's wearing his Zora tunic and heavy rubber gloves over his hands, and watching the proceedings in the water with a thoughtful look on his face.]

Open

[fundemetal]

[After he's done setting up the fireworks for that night, Leo decides to get his swim on in the water.

He can be seen doing a dead man's float in a pair of black and flame board shorts and one of the tunics. Since the tunic helps him breathe underwater, he's able to spend a long time pretending to be dead.]

Re: OCEAN

[heeenk]

[Follow up to this thread.]


[So. Gamzee was a flipperbeast. That's... Actually, that's pretty fuckin' sweet. Aight, so it wasn't anything he had all been expecting, but shit, he could roll with it.

Literally!

He had always enjoyed swimming for sure, but ain't nothing what was as cool as swimming like this. Whatever Mirthful Maker had gone and thought up flipperbeasts was a genius, putting this whole thing together like something what was perfect for swimming with. That sure wasn't anything that just happened on accident. That was some kinda sciency bullshit what ain't no faithful motherfucker went and paid heed at. Nope. Flipperbeasts were fucking miracles plucked outta the great circus tent beyond.

That was exactly the truth for sure.

Swimming in lazy circles, Gamzee occasionally surfaced to breath and heeenk into the open air. Shit, when he stopped being a flipperbeast, he hadda go find that motherfucker what made this miracle happen for him and get to thanking the bro. He wasn't none to sure on why he had done it, but it was probably cause he was just that kinda cool dude what wanted peeps to have great times.

That was definitely exactly the truth for sure.]

BONFIRE

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[This will start towards the end of the night. Right when dusk starts to set in, a big bonfire will be lit where people can chill, exchange stories and roast food on sticks.

Like hot dogs. And smores! And... wait who brought these giant bugs???]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Sollux sticks one of the big beetles on his pointed stick and shoves it into the flames, sighing with contentment at the sound of the carapace popping.

Holy shit, Gamzee, you actually had a good idea.

Once he's sure the bug is roasted properly, he offers it to his companion.]

Want a bite?

[stayb100ponyboy]

[For the health conscious and vegetarian amongst the partygoers, Equius has brought a supply of vegetables and soy-based "meat" items, for anyone who wants them. It's bad form to use them as a dare, though, so don't do that!]

[zipperlips]

[Food on sticks? Sounds delicious... for the people who can actually eat it. Kurloz isn't one of those. But he's got a stick for himself anyway, and he's apparently content to just let the food cook on it. And keep cooking. And light into flames.]

FIREWORKS

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[I dunno, man, some little birdie told me there'd be some fucking fireworks.]