♑ | Gamzee and beach parties!

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[The first part of this post is a network text, backdated slightly to yesterday.]

AiGhT, lIkE, i hAd mE SoMe hElLa sWeEt pLaN AlL FoRmInG In mY PaN HeRe wHaT I WaNnA PuT To yOu pEePs, So iF YoU CoUlD Be aS To lEnD Me yOuR MoThErFuCkIn hEaRdUcTs tHaT'D Be cOoL.
So
A MoThErFuCkEr cOuLdN'T HeLp bUt gEt hIs nOtIcE On fOr wHaT SoRt oF BiTcHtItS WeAtHeR We'vE BeEn bLeSsEd wItH.
GeTs a bRoThEr aLl sOrTs oF In tHe rIgHt fUcKiN MoOd fOr cHiLlIn oN ThE BeAcH AnD FiNdInG HiS WiCkEd zOnE, yOu gEt mE, cAuSe sHiT If tHeRe aIn't aLl bEiNg nO PlAcE BeTtEr tHaN ThE MoThErFuCkIn bEaCh fOr sPeNdInG YoU TiMe aT
BuT ThEn i wAs tHiNkInG LiKe, MoThErFuCk, I CoUlD Up aNd bE SpEnDiNg tHaT SwEeT TiMe oN My mOtHeRfUcKiN LoNeSoMe, FeElInG LiKe sOmE KiNdA GrEeDyTiTtIeD NiNa sTeAlInG Up aLl a tHoSe bEaUtIfUl mIrAcLeS FoR MySeLf.
Or i cOuLd iNvItE YoU BrOs aLoNg
So, ToMoRrOw i'm gOnNa fUcKiN ChIlL AlL DaY On tHe bEaCh aNd aNy oF YoU MoThErFuCkErS WhAt wAnTs tO BuIlD SoMe sIcKnAsTy pArTy wItH A BrO ShOuLd dRoP On bY AnD ThEn mAyBe wE CaN AlL HaVe sOmE FuCkIn fUn tOgEtHeR.
:o)


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[True to Gamzee's word, on Sunday afternoon, there is indeed stuff on the beach fit for a beach party. Which, lets all be honest here, is something we should congratulate him on cause the chances of him forgetting a party he suggested in the first place are about 42.0% .

It is very clearly not a strictly organized beach party however. A variety of beach related things (seriously, the shopkeepers were hella awesome here and had gladly helped Gamzee bring up a whole load of shit he hadn't even known existed) lay strewn on the sand, everything from beach balls to small, colourful shovels for sand castle building (no buckets, wow, what was he, some kinda perv?) to various drink coolers stocked with faygo, faygo, some more faygo, and just for the people wanting something different, some faygo too.

Hope you like faygo.

Or brought your own drinks.

But seriously, anything you might need to have fun at a beach party is there (except, as mentioned, tiny plastic buckets, please this is a very culturally sensitive beach party) up to a few surf boards, even. So grab whatever you want, find a friend or make a new one, and have some fun.]



[ooc: Please treat this post as your general mingle log! Gamzee invited everybody, so come on up, grab a cold faygo and have fun.]

Comments

[terribubbly]

[ The crab clacks its claws menacingly, and she takes another step forward. ]

They're tasty!

[stayb100ponyboy]

[That crab is totally going to pinch him if it gets the chance, isn't it? It's almost as though they've met before, in a different time, in a different place, where murderous crabs and roboseagulls fought for dominance...]

Then it would be rude of me to take it from you, wouldn't it?

[terribubbly]

[ In another world, maybe this could have gone just as horribly awry.

But as it was, Feferi was kind of hungry so his suggestion struck a chord with her. She waves it about carelessly anyway. ]

Maybe you're right, but then I'd just leave you adrift with nothing good to snack on.

[stayb100ponyboy]

I have my tofu hotbarkbeasts!

[Why is everyone so down on the tofu?]

[terribubbly]

[ Because with fangs like these, tofu is clearly a waste. ]

Well, I guess it's better than nothing. Maybe.

[stayb100ponyboy]

It's definitely better than nothing! It's delicious!

[He rather aggressively offers her a tofudog.]

Here, try one!

[terribubbly]

Bluh, no way! Don't be so gross, Equius. I'm not eating your fake food.

[stayb100ponyboy]

It's not fake!

[Equius flexes one arm for her.]

Do you think I ended up like this by eating fake food?

[terribubbly]

Maybe that's why you're all muscle-y, just because of all the fake stuff you eat.

[stayb100ponyboy]

Maybe I like being muscley.

[The STRONG thing is one of his personal motifs, after all.]

[terribubbly]

It doesn't make it any less silly.

[stayb100ponyboy]

You're silly.

[Oh yes, the height of maturity here.]

[terribubbly]

[ Equally maturely, she sticks out her tongue briefly. ]

Your face is silly.

[stayb100ponyboy]

Your hair is silly.

[terribubbly]

So rude! My hair is fintastic!

[stayb100ponyboy]

You have plants and crabs in it. It will look nice again once you've washed it and brushed it out.

[STRONG opinions about haircare.]

[terribubbly]

Wash my hair? Why would I do that when I can just go swimming? I mean, ugh, could you imagine trying to wash all of this right now?

[ She grabs a fistful of wet hair and shakes it at him. A bit of jellyfish flops out with a splat. ]

[stayb100ponyboy]

Yes.

[He's itching to wash it, actually.]

I have a conditioner that would get it nice and soft, and get the... aquatic life... out of it.

[terribubbly]

You're serious about this, aren't you? Ugh, that's so weird.

[stayb100ponyboy]

If you don't want to have nice hair, that's your choice. You're wrong, but it's your choice.

[terribubbly]

[ Rude, Equius.

The appropriate response is, of course, to be more rude. ]

As if you could even wash my hair if you wanted to!

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Is that a challenge? That sounds like a challenge.]

I could easily wash your hair.

[terribubbly]

Pff, prove it. You don't have the gills to.

[ No, this is a challenge. ]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Oh, it's on now. Gamzee, hold his gloves, he's got something to take care of!]

[Equius gets out his sylladex and pulls out an extra super sized bottle of shampoo and another of conditioner.]

Find me a sink.

[terribubbly]

[ She makes a pufferfish sort of face at him before turning on her heel and stomping off. YOU MAY WASH HER HAIR, EQUIUS, BUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO LIKE IT.

Except when she probably will like it.

And they probably have to go back into the bubble for a sink, so onward march. ]