♑ | Gamzee and beach parties!

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[The first part of this post is a network text, backdated slightly to yesterday.]

AiGhT, lIkE, i hAd mE SoMe hElLa sWeEt pLaN AlL FoRmInG In mY PaN HeRe wHaT I WaNnA PuT To yOu pEePs, So iF YoU CoUlD Be aS To lEnD Me yOuR MoThErFuCkIn hEaRdUcTs tHaT'D Be cOoL.
So
A MoThErFuCkEr cOuLdN'T HeLp bUt gEt hIs nOtIcE On fOr wHaT SoRt oF BiTcHtItS WeAtHeR We'vE BeEn bLeSsEd wItH.
GeTs a bRoThEr aLl sOrTs oF In tHe rIgHt fUcKiN MoOd fOr cHiLlIn oN ThE BeAcH AnD FiNdInG HiS WiCkEd zOnE, yOu gEt mE, cAuSe sHiT If tHeRe aIn't aLl bEiNg nO PlAcE BeTtEr tHaN ThE MoThErFuCkIn bEaCh fOr sPeNdInG YoU TiMe aT
BuT ThEn i wAs tHiNkInG LiKe, MoThErFuCk, I CoUlD Up aNd bE SpEnDiNg tHaT SwEeT TiMe oN My mOtHeRfUcKiN LoNeSoMe, FeElInG LiKe sOmE KiNdA GrEeDyTiTtIeD NiNa sTeAlInG Up aLl a tHoSe bEaUtIfUl mIrAcLeS FoR MySeLf.
Or i cOuLd iNvItE YoU BrOs aLoNg
So, ToMoRrOw i'm gOnNa fUcKiN ChIlL AlL DaY On tHe bEaCh aNd aNy oF YoU MoThErFuCkErS WhAt wAnTs tO BuIlD SoMe sIcKnAsTy pArTy wItH A BrO ShOuLd dRoP On bY AnD ThEn mAyBe wE CaN AlL HaVe sOmE FuCkIn fUn tOgEtHeR.
:o)


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[True to Gamzee's word, on Sunday afternoon, there is indeed stuff on the beach fit for a beach party. Which, lets all be honest here, is something we should congratulate him on cause the chances of him forgetting a party he suggested in the first place are about 42.0% .

It is very clearly not a strictly organized beach party however. A variety of beach related things (seriously, the shopkeepers were hella awesome here and had gladly helped Gamzee bring up a whole load of shit he hadn't even known existed) lay strewn on the sand, everything from beach balls to small, colourful shovels for sand castle building (no buckets, wow, what was he, some kinda perv?) to various drink coolers stocked with faygo, faygo, some more faygo, and just for the people wanting something different, some faygo too.

Hope you like faygo.

Or brought your own drinks.

But seriously, anything you might need to have fun at a beach party is there (except, as mentioned, tiny plastic buckets, please this is a very culturally sensitive beach party) up to a few surf boards, even. So grab whatever you want, find a friend or make a new one, and have some fun.]



[ooc: Please treat this post as your general mingle log! Gamzee invited everybody, so come on up, grab a cold faygo and have fun.]

Comments

[bestestfurrend]

That sounds so cool! So you're good at some of those things too then, right? That's how Annabeth said it works.

[Whoops, Nepeta knows not of this awkwardness. She's just glad to hear her moirail has made a 'friend'.] That's right! That's him!!

[fundemetal]

Yeah pretty much all of them. I don't think I can do anything with volcanoes, but I've never tried. And hope I never have to.

[Probably because Equius doesn't want to talk about it.] Yeah, he introduced me to RoboEquius after we talked about machines for a bit.

[bestestfurrend]

He did?! Isn't RoboEquius great? He comes over to play with me and Tavros all the time! Equius grumbles about it, but it's his own fault for sending him over in the first place to keep an eye on us.

[fundemetal]

RoboEquius is... something else. That's for sure. [RoboEquius is the cause for the awkward.]

[bestestfurrend]

He's pretty nice, even if he doesn't talk. He lets me decorate him! But Equius always cleans it off after... [This is quite a bone of contention between her and her moirail, in fact.]

[fundemetal]

[Leo has no comment on the decorating part.]

He's not capable of speech, but that doesn't mean he can't talk. One of my demigod abilities lets me kind of understand machines in ways other people can't.

[bestestfurrend]

[At that Nepeta gives him the most awed, impressed look ever.]

You know what he's saying?! Really? I always wanted to be able to talk to him, but he only ever communicates with Equius! Oh, oh, what did he tell you?

[fundemetal]

[Leo blushes a little. not because of the awed look, but because of the question.]

Uh... It was kind of... inappropriate.

[bestestfurrend]

Oh no...

[Apparently RoboEquius is just as bad as her moirail can be at times.]

What did he say?!

[fundemetal]

[Leo buries his face in his hand because, gods. this is embarrassing to talk about.]

He told me about a certain part of his anatomy.

[Leo hopes she's not gonna ask him to elaborate.]

[bestestfurrend]

[Now there are two of them with their face buried in their hands.]

Oh my paws. I'll need to ask Equius to have a word with him.

[fundemetal]

You don't have to do that. He probably already had that talk. I don't think Equius wants to think about that conversation again.

[Face still in his hand.]

[bestestfurrend]

...it must have been a really, really awkward conversation then.

[If even Equius won't want to think about it!]

[fundemetal]

Yeah... how about we finish this sandhive?

[Leo turns his attention back to the magnificent sand sculpture in front of them.]

[bestestfurrend]

Okay! We have to take lots and lots of pictures of it when it's done!

[It's a good change of subject.

And also Nepeta might be considering having a real catcave built for her now...]

[fundemetal]

Of course!

[An incredibly good one.

If that happens, she better invite Leo over to check it out.

Anyway, he gets back to carving in the features.]

[bestestfurrend]

[And Nepeta also makes herself very busy! ...by watching him work intently, hoping to learn how he can create such fine detail.]

[fundemetal]

[When the details are finished he sits back and looks to Nepeta.]

So, whatcha think?

[bestestfurrend]

It's purrfect! It's like my two favourite places in all the worlds put together!! I love it, thank you so much!

[She is trying very hard not to flail about in happiness. She doesn't want to knock over a single grain of sand of this most marvellous creation.]

[fundemetal]

Hey, you did a good job on it, too! You said you wanted to take pics of it, right?

[He grins at how excited she is over it.]

[bestestfurrend]

Yes please! Can I take pictures of it with you too? You made most of it after all!

[fundemetal]

Yeah, sure.

[He gets up and strikes a pose next to the sandhive, totally hamming it up.]

[bestestfurrend]

[Well, now he's done it. Nepeta was getting her SFC out to start snapping away, and instead she falls onto her side laughing at the way he's posing.]

Oh, oh, purrtend you're a giant monster about to attack it!

[fundemetal]

[Leo starts laughing, too.]

Sure thing. If we step away enough we can make it look like I'm stepping on it without being near it.

[He sets to figuring out the right distance for it and then gets into a pose like he's Godzilla on a rampage, one leg lifted like it's about to smash down into the sandhive.]

[bestestfurrend]

Okay!

[She starts taking photos, one after another from a bunch of different angles - this much she's pretty good at, since her drawings have helped her a bit with her perspective. The results look impressive.]

Ooh, come and see them!