♑ | Gamzee and beach parties!

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[The first part of this post is a network text, backdated slightly to yesterday.]

AiGhT, lIkE, i hAd mE SoMe hElLa sWeEt pLaN AlL FoRmInG In mY PaN HeRe wHaT I WaNnA PuT To yOu pEePs, So iF YoU CoUlD Be aS To lEnD Me yOuR MoThErFuCkIn hEaRdUcTs tHaT'D Be cOoL.
So
A MoThErFuCkEr cOuLdN'T HeLp bUt gEt hIs nOtIcE On fOr wHaT SoRt oF BiTcHtItS WeAtHeR We'vE BeEn bLeSsEd wItH.
GeTs a bRoThEr aLl sOrTs oF In tHe rIgHt fUcKiN MoOd fOr cHiLlIn oN ThE BeAcH AnD FiNdInG HiS WiCkEd zOnE, yOu gEt mE, cAuSe sHiT If tHeRe aIn't aLl bEiNg nO PlAcE BeTtEr tHaN ThE MoThErFuCkIn bEaCh fOr sPeNdInG YoU TiMe aT
BuT ThEn i wAs tHiNkInG LiKe, MoThErFuCk, I CoUlD Up aNd bE SpEnDiNg tHaT SwEeT TiMe oN My mOtHeRfUcKiN LoNeSoMe, FeElInG LiKe sOmE KiNdA GrEeDyTiTtIeD NiNa sTeAlInG Up aLl a tHoSe bEaUtIfUl mIrAcLeS FoR MySeLf.
Or i cOuLd iNvItE YoU BrOs aLoNg
So, ToMoRrOw i'm gOnNa fUcKiN ChIlL AlL DaY On tHe bEaCh aNd aNy oF YoU MoThErFuCkErS WhAt wAnTs tO BuIlD SoMe sIcKnAsTy pArTy wItH A BrO ShOuLd dRoP On bY AnD ThEn mAyBe wE CaN AlL HaVe sOmE FuCkIn fUn tOgEtHeR.
:o)


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[True to Gamzee's word, on Sunday afternoon, there is indeed stuff on the beach fit for a beach party. Which, lets all be honest here, is something we should congratulate him on cause the chances of him forgetting a party he suggested in the first place are about 42.0% .

It is very clearly not a strictly organized beach party however. A variety of beach related things (seriously, the shopkeepers were hella awesome here and had gladly helped Gamzee bring up a whole load of shit he hadn't even known existed) lay strewn on the sand, everything from beach balls to small, colourful shovels for sand castle building (no buckets, wow, what was he, some kinda perv?) to various drink coolers stocked with faygo, faygo, some more faygo, and just for the people wanting something different, some faygo too.

Hope you like faygo.

Or brought your own drinks.

But seriously, anything you might need to have fun at a beach party is there (except, as mentioned, tiny plastic buckets, please this is a very culturally sensitive beach party) up to a few surf boards, even. So grab whatever you want, find a friend or make a new one, and have some fun.]



[ooc: Please treat this post as your general mingle log! Gamzee invited everybody, so come on up, grab a cold faygo and have fun.]

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[heeenk]

[Seeing his bro wheeze made Gamzee heenk again. He was aiming for apologetic here, but flipperbeasts were not masters of emoting. What he did do however was jam his snout into Leo's armpit, trying to help him keep afloat.]

[fundemetal]

[Once again, Leo thinks the dolphin is trying to attack him, but when it settles in place, helping to hold him afloat he starts to wonder if he's been reading the situation all wrong.

After a couple minutes he catches his breath and pulls back from the dolphin to get a closer look at it.]

Uh... thanks? Even though it's kind of your fault in the first place.

[Why he was talking to dolphin, he wasn't sure, but it couldn't be anything different than talking to a cat or a dog. People did that all the time without getting weird looks.]

[heeenk]

Heeeeeenk.

[:o(

Sorry bro, he really hadn't all meant to do none of that. Being a dolphin was weird and hard.]

[fundemetal]

[Well, that seemed like a reply... but maybe it was just a noisy dolphin. He didn't know a whole lot about dolphins, but he was pretty sure that they could do things like nod.]

Can you understand me? Nod if you can?

[heeenk]

[Gamzee gave a nod, and then, a complete underwater flip.

He can most definitely get to understanding Leo here.]

[fundemetal]

I'll take that as a yes. [Well, there was only one other logical question to ask at this point.] Did you mean to run into me like that?

[heeenk]

[Gamzee the Dolphin looks half uncertain, half apolagetic. In as far as dolphins can emote these things. Which is not really much at all.]

Heeeenk

[Shit, I didn't really all mean to, bro, just got to forgoting I went and got this husk from that one bitchtits motherfucker.

The heeenk really doesn't properly convey the thoughts.]

[fundemetal]

[He frowns.] Yeah... I don't know what you're saying. I don't speak dolphin.

[heeenk]

[Shit, where is Tavros when you need him.

Actually that is an excellent thought he just went an' had there, if they'd just go and find Tavros, the bro could be translating for them and then he could apologize to Leo, fuck Gamzee you are a genius today it is you, you are the fuckin' star.

Swimming in circles around Leo, he then grabbed onto his tunic, giving it a little tug. Come on, man, off to find the magic beast understanding troll.]

[fundemetal]

[When the dolphin tugs on his tunic, Leo gets that he wants him to follow. He wraps one arm over the dolphin's back so that he doesn't have to struggle to keep up. Dolphins are known to swim pretty fast.]

Where we going?

[heeenk]

[Tavros]

Heeenk!

[Not very useful of an answer. Maybe when they find Tavros, Tavros can tell Leo that they were looking for Tavros, yeah, Gamzee thinks that would be a good thing if that could happen.

Though, he is already getting distracted by the way Leo is leaning on him. What if he could just... carry him. Like his ol' goat had all carried him all that time.

Gamzee releases Leo's shirt to swim around him and underneath him, trying to come up between his legs. Hopefully not unexpected and at top speed, cause else ow. Very much ow.]

[fundemetal]

[It took him a moment to catch on to what the dolphin was doing, but it became obvious when it started to surface between his legs. He held onto the fin, not wanting to go flying off. At least with the tunic on, he didn't have to worry about breathing if the dolphin took a dive.]

[heeenk]

[Success! He can carry Leo like his goat used to carry him. Well, not exactly, of course, his goat had been many times more massive than he is now and infinite times more furry, but still a thing was a thing.

Feeling rather proud of himself, he just swims in loose circles, carrying around Leo like the finest pony of the sea.]

[fundemetal]

[Leo laughs. Riding around on the dolphin is fun even if they are just going around in circles.]