vatheon | It's an Age-Old Tale...

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[Welcome to the curse, Vatheonites. Welcome to the fairy tale.

And with the tale, the world has changed. Nothing remains of the city that once was; now there are fantastical and crazy things, things that would be only found in books--and yet here they are.

There are a few places of note, however. A few places that might draw the intrepid adventurer, the curious.

To begin--

The Forest-- here can be found...well, trees. But other than trees, there are fairies, and curious shadows and eyes and things hiding where you do not want things to hide. Overall, it's not very safe anymore! Wolves might be on the prowl, mystical creatures that think that you sure do look a lot like lunch. And hidden deep within the forest in a system of sprawling caves lurks a dragon. Sitting on a pile of golden treasure.

The princess can be found there. Sure hope the dragon isn't sitting on her, whoops.

The Pirate Ship-- this one is much more straightforward. Namely, that there are pirates and they're out for your blood. But the ship itself is winding and filled with (empty) treasure chests and nasty sea critters that are, surprise surprise, also out for your blood. You might have to fight a pirate chief to save the princess in this labyrinth.

The Briar Patch/Towers-- where the carnival once stood there are now a couple of ominous towers, empty or filled with scuttling, skittery creatures or perhaps an unlucky slumbering foreigner. There are nasty thorns growing all over, but maybe if you're careful you can break through and find the one tower that houses the witch. Be careful--she has spells to throw at you. But she's also guarding another princess, so maybe it's worth the fight and...the flying monkeys.

The meadow-- deep in the lower district there is now a large meadow. Looks harmless, right? Only if you venture too far in, you will come across what look to be...monsters? Monsters of all shapes and sizes, vicious and ready to kill...except they're just illusions. The illusions get more and more real the closer you get to the center of the meadow, however. Some of them might even be able to actually bite, so be careful. Deep in the meadow there is a unicorn who is holding a poor princess captive. Can anyone rescue them?

Anyone is welcome to make a thread--princesses or princes or average Vatheonite pixie! Threadjack, have fun, be creative! Just remember that only the princesses' ~one true love~ will succeed...but everyone is welcome to give it a shot.]

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[ well, this was a new one. mostly because masamune's not used to being kidnapped. or a princess. in any way.

so just give him a second to adjust. and by "adjusting" it's really just tugging at a certain tiara and wondering why he can't bust himself out. ah, right, because he's a princess. ]

... Tch. Waiting around's not my style. [ obviously the best princess. ]

[Well, Train's no prince—or anything, actually. But hey, he figured he might as well find a good vantage point. So he's making his way up to the highest point of one of the towers, sitting on the window sill, and... well, not exactly admiring the view, but you get the point.

But eff yeah ridiculously good eyesight. Staring at the window of another tower—]

Hey... isn't that—

[ yes, he is sitting here grumping. mainly because if this wasn't magical time, he would be out of here faster than you could say "crazy party"! but alas, it is magical time.

also he's in a dress.

and he doesn't notice losers like train because. again. too busy sitting here grumping. ]

[LAUGHING.]

[ why does he feels a disturbance in the force.

looking up through the window. ]

[WAVING.]

Hey, Princess~!

[ . . . wow way to scream. train this sucks. ]

What?

[Snickeriiiiiiiing.]

Nice weather we're having, don't you think?

[Mitsuru lifts up her red hood to take a look at Masamune. She's got a basket under her arm and will peer curiously at the man, his tiara and the fact that he seems to be waiting to be rescued strikes her as odd. But no matter.]

Hello. Are you doing alright today?

[ what a question. ... how did she even get in here. but whatever, give him a second to cross his arms and give her a look. ]

It's boring. [ which is simultaneously yes and no. ] This isn't a royal party at all.

[ his tiara catches a bit of light and ~glints~. ]

[She sits down next to him and takes out a dango stick, offering it to the tiara'd one eyed dragon.]

Do you have to wait for your prince then?

[ ever so kind, mitsuru. he will take that. ]

If I had a choice in it, I wouldn't need to. Uncool.

[ Hey guess who was paying no real attention to what was going on because he had learned he could jump on things and run really fast.

A big, fluffy... tiger.

It does have a crown on its head, however, which seems to be sticking no matter what it does. It bounces over a wall of thorns just because it can and then pauses.

... something smells familiar...

... it reeks like dragon in here. ]

[ . . . and what is this sudden rush?

it does indeed smell like dragon, young tiger prince. thing. failure prince thing. how the heck do you not even know your dragon princess got kidnapped, sheesh? I mean.

come get your princess, sanada yukimura! before he beats you up for being late.

oh yeah and watch out for the witch, I guess. ]

[ HEY HEY HE WAS DISTRACTED ALL RIGHT?

...and Masamune doesn't seem like the type to get himself kidnapped...

He uses one of the new-found, ever so fun skills he has to turn himself back into a man (...if one with an extra set of ears and a tail). Yep, still smelled like dragon... Yukimura lifts his hands to his mouth and calls: ]

Masamune-dono?!

[ Hey, a window opened-! ]

[ ... Masamune-dono definitely does not have that many wrinkles --

AAAH!

Yukimura dodges what looks to be a very nasty spell. ]

MY LADY!! THERE IS NO NEED FOR --

[ Okay, diving behind a wall of brambles now. ]

*Yukimura has been happily looking around this seemingly new surrounding with interest. Then he hears an outcry - both curious and alarmed he rushes to the source, to find a strange battle unfolding. A lady (??) fighting a talking tiger.

While he observes from distance, his eyes meet the tiger's. They seem familiar somehow.

- Little Brother?

But he doesn't have a chance to confirm it as a rush of ... something (birds? butterflies) swarms around him and carries him in most whimsical fashion away from all of this.*

[ to say masamune is completely oblivious to these happenings would be a lie, for he can hear the sounds of ~battle~ in the distance. that and he could recognize Princenada Yukimura's voice from China, probably.

either way, yukimura, you're on your own. masamune can't help you out of this one, so have fun with the fact the witch is conjuring up...

... a monkey, to throw in your face. ]

[ A monkey. Oh god why is this happening --

He dodges but. Hey. A monkey. Like Sasuke! That is a good idea!

Yukimura shapeshifts again, and soon there is a tiger-striped monkey clambering up the tower the witch it in. He will get up there and talk sense into this woman!!! ]

It's an Age-Old Tale...

p... princess...

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SHHH

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IHU

ILU TOO

WHATEVER I DON'T NEED THAT

... o-oh...

/POINTING AND LAUGHING

/SITS HERE AND TAKES IT

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