The Helmsman (
p2iioniicii2t) wrote in
vatheon2012-02-25 10:40 pm
(no subject)
Characters: trolls, trolls, trolls!
Location: up on the island
Time: dusk
Style: mingle! post a thread and play amongst yourselves!
Status:inevitably murdering my inbox and making me cry
[ Twilight fades into the darkness of evening, and a whole gaggle of trolls are up on the island to camp out for one very big reason.
One big, angry, honking reason.
But general terror of the Grand Highblood aside, they're still fairly functional in-so-much as trolls ever are. And that's where the shenanigans come in. ]
Location: up on the island
Time: dusk
Style: mingle! post a thread and play amongst yourselves!
Status:
[ Twilight fades into the darkness of evening, and a whole gaggle of trolls are up on the island to camp out for one very big reason.
One big, angry, honking reason.
But general terror of the Grand Highblood aside, they're still fairly functional in-so-much as trolls ever are. And that's where the shenanigans come in. ]

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[Just double checking to make sure this line is secure...]
D --> Well
D --> I imagine you will simply have to wait and see
D --> You strike me as the type to like a pleasant surprise now and then
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[And wow still very.. uh, strange coming from Darkleer.]
oH,
1, uH...
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D --> I am an adult you know
D --> Certainly no 'nymph'
D --> I find it amusing how surprised you get during these sort of things
D --> Or perhaps you preferred the poetry instead?
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nO,
1,
1 TH1NK 1 AM ALL R1GHT W1THOUT THE POETRY.
[Wow, shut up?!!?]
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[Sorry nope.]
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1 AM NOT REALLY SEE1NG HOW 1 AM BE1NG CUTE,
aT TH1S CURRENT MOMENT.
1 AM JUST EXPRESS1NG MY LACK OF WANT FOR YOUR M1NSTRELSY.
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D --> Which I find endearing
D --> Along with your tendency to stutter when caught off guard
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1T'S,
1 JUST HAVE A D1FF1CULT T1ME W1TH,
cERTA1N TH1NGS.
l1KE, uH, aBOUT TH1S, aND QUADRANTS.
aND JUST,
uGH,
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tHANKS, dARKLEER.
[Choosing the one that makes him embarrassed... ass hole.]
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uH,
pROBABLY.
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D -> E%%cuse
D -- I
[Fingers! Fingers fumbling everywhere!]
D --> Lewd!
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cALM YOURSELF, g1RL.
cAN'T GET TOO EXC1TED!
yOU M1GHT SCARE AWAY THE OTHER L1VESTOCK!
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D --> You
D --> are a wretch
D --> A horrible wretch to tease me so
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bUT YOU'RE REALLY NOT ONE TO TALK,
uH,
cONS1DER1NG YOUR NEED TO TEASE ME R1GHT BACK.
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D --> I hope you realize
D --> This means
D --> In a less literal and physically fatal sense
D --> War
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aND UH,
tHE LANCE 1S MY BULGE.
[Just for clarification.]
[Incase you didn't get that.]
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[Why.]
[How is this a thing that happened???]
D --> That's it
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You brought this on yourself, you know.
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..Uh...
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A sweet disorder in the dress
Kindles in clothes a wantonness:
A lawn about the shoulders thrown
Into a fine distraction --
An erring lace, which here and there
Enthrals the crimson stomacher --
A cuff neglectful, and thereby
Ribbands to flow confusedly --
A winning wave, deserving note,
In the tempestuous petticoat --
A careless shoe-string, in whose tie
I see a wild civility --
Do more bewitch me than when art
Is too precise in every part.
[private] Video -> Text
Uhhhh.
UHHH.
YOU CAN, stop now, dear screaming prophet, you can stop!
[Fuck video, fuck this, quickly turning video off before he fumbles and blushes too much.]
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[And looks so.]
[Darn.]
[Smug.]
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[private] They are all fucking over the place. I feel bad for poppy.
[private] Poppy you love us still right? 0A0
[private] She betta'
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[private] NO REGRETS, POPPY
[private] ...HEH.
[private] it is complimentary almost porn for the inbox flooding
[private] Just for Poppy!
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[private] ...Done.
[private] SUMMONER PLS...
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[private] My cat keeps pawing at the screen when Sum's icon pops up
[private] Awww....kitty. Hi cat!
[private] Stop communing with the cat!
[private] Sorry! I couldn't help myself.
[private] He nearly sat right on the keys, kitty ass everywhere
[private] He wants to play too. Let him write a tag, I'm sure he has talent.
[private] Ass! All over the keys!
[private] Good starting point!
[private] Now it's his face, stop encouraging him!
[private] Come on cat! PAWS. Use them paws!
[private] Stop encouraging the cat to write porn!
[private] YOU CAN'T SILENCE HIM.
[private] HE IS A CAT HE MEOWS
[private] IT'S NOT HIS FAULT YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND HIM!
[private] WHO EVEN WANTS TO SEE CAT WRITTEN PORN ANYWAY
[private] My gmail app read the tag title you put out load and I DIED.
[private] kdfjlakfafas
[private] It was fucking silly.
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[private] torturing Darkleer has become the thing to do in Vatheon, it seems
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