The Helmsman (
p2iioniicii2t) wrote in
vatheon2012-02-25 10:40 pm
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Characters: trolls, trolls, trolls!
Location: up on the island
Time: dusk
Style: mingle! post a thread and play amongst yourselves!
Status:inevitably murdering my inbox and making me cry
[ Twilight fades into the darkness of evening, and a whole gaggle of trolls are up on the island to camp out for one very big reason.
One big, angry, honking reason.
But general terror of the Grand Highblood aside, they're still fairly functional in-so-much as trolls ever are. And that's where the shenanigans come in. ]
Location: up on the island
Time: dusk
Style: mingle! post a thread and play amongst yourselves!
Status:
[ Twilight fades into the darkness of evening, and a whole gaggle of trolls are up on the island to camp out for one very big reason.
One big, angry, honking reason.
But general terror of the Grand Highblood aside, they're still fairly functional in-so-much as trolls ever are. And that's where the shenanigans come in. ]

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I'm glad you agree that you are quite adorable, then.
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I do not agree. Perhaps I can be w-when 'cute' is what I'm aiming for. But certainly not, uh, 'quite'.
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As of right now? 'Extraordinarily' is what's really proper.
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[What... say...even.]
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I believe I've won this round.
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' be different if I wa-was there.
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[Like last time. Kissing him to shut him up. Goodness. Not that he is. necessarily complaining.]
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And, uh, pretty sure you and I'd both be fine with that, uh, if that, w-was happening right now.
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I'm not so sure. [A pause, and it's obvious he's a bit more hesitant when this isn't over text. Nipping his lower lip, the tilt of his head is the only sign that he's looking away briefly.] I... may have to be persuaded on that matter.
[Definitely a quiet, slightly hesitant tone now, wanting to do right.]
[private] They are all fucking over the place. I feel bad for poppy.
[His expression changes completely once he realizes what's happening here, tilting his head down a little and starting to slowly smile.]
Perhaps I'll have to start persuading you then?
[private] Poppy you love us still right? 0A0
Perhaps you might have to, yes. I... do not suppose you have any ideas on how to... start this endeavor?
[private] She betta'
Are you trying to imply that I don't know how to start dirty talking? Is that a thing you are currently saying to me?
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I certainly did not say a thing. The only thing I implied was an inquiry if you knew how to... persuade me.
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[He very nearly trips over his own tongue, nearly says 'sir' at the end of that. No, too far, at least right now.]
You simply said that we'd both appreciate certain... underhanded methods of yours.
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Oh well then I remember, I was going to prove that you'd be fine with my methods. Unfortunately I'm not there to get you worked up by hand so uh, pretty sure I'll have to resort to words.
But then again, we both know I've never had a problem in that department either, uh, heh, once I get going.
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[His heart is fluttering in his chest and Darkleer nearly wonders... Hmm, something for another time.]
You do have quite an abundance of and affection for vast quantities of words.
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I think I'll stick to some of the, uh, nicer ones right now. I mean, I have to let you know how much I like ya, right?
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[private] NO REGRETS, POPPY
[private] ...HEH.
[private] it is complimentary almost porn for the inbox flooding
[private] Just for Poppy!
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[private] ...Done.
[private] SUMMONER PLS...
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[private] My cat keeps pawing at the screen when Sum's icon pops up
[private] Awww....kitty. Hi cat!
[private] Stop communing with the cat!
[private] Sorry! I couldn't help myself.
[private] He nearly sat right on the keys, kitty ass everywhere
[private] He wants to play too. Let him write a tag, I'm sure he has talent.
[private] Ass! All over the keys!
[private] Good starting point!
[private] Now it's his face, stop encouraging him!
[private] Come on cat! PAWS. Use them paws!
[private] Stop encouraging the cat to write porn!
[private] YOU CAN'T SILENCE HIM.
[private] HE IS A CAT HE MEOWS
[private] IT'S NOT HIS FAULT YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND HIM!
[private] WHO EVEN WANTS TO SEE CAT WRITTEN PORN ANYWAY
[private] My gmail app read the tag title you put out load and I DIED.
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[private] It was fucking silly.
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[private] 2/4, I lied
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[private] torturing Darkleer has become the thing to do in Vatheon, it seems
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