The Helmsman (
p2iioniicii2t) wrote in
vatheon2012-02-25 10:40 pm
(no subject)
Characters: trolls, trolls, trolls!
Location: up on the island
Time: dusk
Style: mingle! post a thread and play amongst yourselves!
Status:inevitably murdering my inbox and making me cry
[ Twilight fades into the darkness of evening, and a whole gaggle of trolls are up on the island to camp out for one very big reason.
One big, angry, honking reason.
But general terror of the Grand Highblood aside, they're still fairly functional in-so-much as trolls ever are. And that's where the shenanigans come in. ]
Location: up on the island
Time: dusk
Style: mingle! post a thread and play amongst yourselves!
Status:
[ Twilight fades into the darkness of evening, and a whole gaggle of trolls are up on the island to camp out for one very big reason.
One big, angry, honking reason.
But general terror of the Grand Highblood aside, they're still fairly functional in-so-much as trolls ever are. And that's where the shenanigans come in. ]

[private] ...HEH.
[A wide smile, eyes slits, both hands under his chin as he rests his elbows on the table.]
[There has never been an expression more smug.]
[private] it is complimentary almost porn for the inbox flooding
May I ask... what position you were thinking of... General?
[Just saying that title is going to make him break his desk with his erection soon. Are we clear on this? Okay.]
[private] Just for Poppy!
But tell me, what do you have going on, uh, up in your think pan? And what's that hand doing? [Gr-in.]
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[...]
[Oh.]
[A bead of sweat drips down along the side of his face and to his jawline. Definitely aroused.]
I... I believe I need a moment to myself. That is what I am thinking.
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[His expression darkens a bit, hands slowly going to cover his mouth.]
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[It's soft, low, and ever so brief, but it's there. Just... that tone. It makes his heart pound and his lungs feel empty.]
General, I... I'm merely touching my leg. That's all.
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[He does his best not to smile when he hears the moans, glaring up as his head tilts down, hands with fingers woven together infront of his mouth.
Don't bullshit me, Darkleer.
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It is. Oh goodness. Yes. That's all, General, sir, I'm... I'm attempting to show some restraint.
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Move your hand just a bit more...
[Good to know Darkleer really likes this stuff... Good. To. Know.]
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[Sorry, he's just imagining Summoner restraining him personally...]
Move my hand where? Where it is or... further... General?
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Do it. [His voice hardens there, deepening as his eyes glare more, closed as much as they can be without actually blocking out the image of the other.]
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General...
[private] 1/?
[This is unbelievably hot.]
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Darkleer...
[Summoner lets out a gasped breath, hands lowering slowly.]
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It was a long game, we... we weren't sure, but oh,
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[Flings up his hands, mimicking his already existent goal post horns.]
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[private] ...Done.
[private] SUMMONER PLS...
I am going to kill you.
[Just... calmly reaching over and laying the SFC flat on its face. Enjoy a cameraful of table, Summoner. You made him horny as hell and now you're pulling this? Ass. He has important issues to take care of!]
[And that important issue involves his bulge. Shut up. He has the house to himself, alright, it's fine! Kind of!]
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Come on babe, don't be like that.
You know I needed to get a laugh in there, heh heh, some where. Better now before you really started to get hot and heavy.
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[Rustling noises are coming, like cloth and metal being fiddled with.]
Or at the very least go talk to a squirrel instead of tormenting me. Ah. Immature jester, sometimes, can't believe you...
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[Might be able to hear the sly smile on his face.]
I can still enjoy the show, even only hearing you, Tink... And you want that, don't ya?
[private] My cat keeps pawing at the screen when Sum's icon pops up
[private] Awww....kitty. Hi cat!
[private] Stop communing with the cat!
[private] Sorry! I couldn't help myself.
[private] He nearly sat right on the keys, kitty ass everywhere
[private] He wants to play too. Let him write a tag, I'm sure he has talent.
[private] Ass! All over the keys!
[private] Good starting point!
[private] Now it's his face, stop encouraging him!
[private] Come on cat! PAWS. Use them paws!
[private] Stop encouraging the cat to write porn!
[private] YOU CAN'T SILENCE HIM.
[private] HE IS A CAT HE MEOWS
[private] IT'S NOT HIS FAULT YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND HIM!
[private] WHO EVEN WANTS TO SEE CAT WRITTEN PORN ANYWAY
[private] My gmail app read the tag title you put out load and I DIED.
[private] kdfjlakfafas
[private] It was fucking silly.
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[private] 1/3
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[private] 2/4, I lied
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[private]1/2
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[private] torturing Darkleer has become the thing to do in Vatheon, it seems
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