Lets blow this cupcake stand

[420]

Who: Feferi (fintastic) Gamzee (420) and you
Where: The plaza
When: All day on 4/20
Style: Any you wish, we will follow you.
Status: Open



If you visit the plaza today, Vatheon, you may come across an odd stand. It is definitely not the stand of the welcoming committee, but it is certainly inviting! And colourful!

Like, really colourful. A rainbow may or may not have thrown up on it.

The stand itself is covered in what can scientifically be called a metric shitton of cupcakes. Cupcakes. Cupcakes. God, so many cupcakes. They come in all sizes, colours, and smells. Though overall they do smell good. Really good.

A large sign above the stand happily proclaims --in hand-painted, colourful letters, finished with a royal smattering of glitter-- : CUPCAK-ES OnLy 420 BoOnBuCkS FR--E------E !!!

And the two young trolls attending the stand are ready to take your order. Cupcake anyone?


[OOC: To celebrate 4/20 --cause how could I not?-- Feferi and Gamzee have baked some cupcakes! All in the interest of cross-cultural friendship building and cause baking is kinda aces. They've got four kinds of cupcakes, and you are free to choose whichever your character will get.

Regular cupcakes: These are, well, regular cupcakes! The delicious kind. Lovely frosting, very nice taste, certainly a good thing to eat.

Faygo cupcakes: Oh god who put Faygo in these? Sorta shitty. But not as shitty as--

Oh god what is in these cupcakes: In the interests of catering to everyone's unique dietary needs, and also cause they got kinda silly and wanted to know if they could, Gamzee and Feferi have prepared an array of odd flavoured cupcakes. Ever had a fish cupcakes --is that tuna? dolphin? whale? who can say???-- A meat one? Is that catnip? Oh god what is in these?

Just go wild with whatever might be in these cupcakes. Feferi and Gamzee are very creative.

Sopor cupcakes: Oh no. Gamzee made these for his own private consumption, but somehow they ended up amongst the other cupcakes. Anyway, get one of these bad boys, and you'll be a little more mentally elevated than normal. That is to say high off your frigging rocker. Enjoy. The effects last for no more than three hours, and apart from a mild headache after, they leave no weird side-effects.

Feel absolutely free to threadjack or have multiple cupcakes. Replies can come from either Gamzee or Feferi or both.]

Comments

[ex_fintastic398]

[ It's a good thing they aren't trying to make any money too, because Feferi keeps eating them herself... oops. ]

I think we are oh-fish-ially geniuses.

[420]

Fuck yeah! Gimme five, sister.

[And he holds up his hand for a high-five. A really high-five. Man, Feferi, you are kinda short, you know that?]

[lyrewings]

[Wow, that sure is a purple butterfly landing on one of the Faygo cupcakes and licking it with his long black tongue.]

[420]

[Gamzee crouches down by the stand, his chin on the wood so he is more or less level with Butterfly.]

Hey lil' bugbro. Been an ill fuckin' minute since I all laid gandderbulb on you.

[ex_fintastic398]

[ Oh hey. A thing Feferi has never seen before in her life! ]

Woah, look at you!

[devwocean]

[Dualscar likes sweet things - especially ice cream, but the colourful sign attracts his curiosity and the frosting his appetite.

He drifts over to the stand only to then realize what and who are standing behind it]

...Wwhat is this?

[ex_fintastic398]

[ Bluh bluh huge jerk! Definitely the last troll Feferi wanted to see. ]

I dunno. What's it look like?

[thekidsare0kay]

Hey guys! [He looks over the cupcakes warily] What's with the cupcakes?

[ex_fintastic398]

Hi Sollux! This is cupcakes! For cultural awareness or something! We really just wanted to make a lot of sweets, I think, but hopefully we can get some people to talk to us too, and we'll all learn more about each other. Want one? I think I made some honey-flavored cupcakes here somewhere-- don't worry though, it's normal honey!

[alrighty]

[There's a shy little voice coming from nearby, and when you look over you'll see Vivi, not quite five feet tall even with his hat and staring curiously at the stand.]

Excuse me... Do you think I could have one?

[ex_fintastic398]

[ Short people unite! Feferi, as usual, just beams. ]

Of course you can! That's why we made them! You can pick whichever looks yummiest.

[savemegermany]

[ Ah! Look! It's Feferi and someone he doesn't know. But that doesn't deter Italy. of course not.

There are cupcakes involved. He approaches excitedly. ]

Cupcakes! Did you both make these?

[420]

[Never anything wrong with meeting new people! Especially ones that got all excitable about cupcakes. Fuck yeah, cupcakes.]

Yeah. Want one?

[bestestfurrend]

[The enticing smell of catnip has lured out a sneaky little pouncebeast! BUT WHY IS THE SMELL COMING FROM CUPCAKES okay she doesn't really care...]

Gamzeee! Fefurry!!

[420]

[Gamzee plants his hands on the stand, leaning over it, to get closer to Nepeta.]

Hey chica! Want one?

[needsmoregreen]

[As Bianca was scrolling along minding her own business, she couldn't help but see the mountain load of cupcakes. She just had to see what was going on!]

It must have taken you two a long time to make all of them!

[420]

Don't feel long if you all be spending it with a good homie doing some shit you love.

[He fuckin' loves baking, ok. He just. Feelings. About baking.]

[accumula]

[ okay, she'll bite. it's no secret that Hilda has a bit of a sweet tooth, and those cupcakes are hard to miss. the Whimsicott hitching a ride on her head isn't disagreeing either. ]

Oh man, these look great! What kind are they?

[420]

[Gamzee would answer but That Thing. The thing on her head. Holy fuck, what is that. He just stares and man, it looks like fuckin' like cotton candy stuff.]

Woah.

[bountyofthesun]

[Oh look, a new variety of food! Hideyoshi is always and forever up for trying new varieties of food. He beams at the young trolls at he picks one out at random, takes a nicely sized bite -

- and oh good heavens why is his tongue on fire what is wrong with you.]

GAHH! It's full of chili peppers!

[420]

It be pimpin' to your motherfuckin' style, bro? We did all like to be figuring some of us motherfuckers might all be digging for shit to be spicy.


[Also, they had had left over chili peppers.]

[imaginarytides]

[Xion is typically and ice-cream bar kind of girl, but the array of sweets catches her attention. She seems to be just standing by the stall mulling over all the bizarre options.]

[420]

[Gamzee leans down over the stall a little. Funny bro all keep his hood on like that. But hey, maybe that were all how a motherfucker rolls, and you can't be changing that.]

You done can be taking more if you want. Ain't no fuckin' limits here.

oh man i was hoping someone would celebrate today XD

[sorcery_fledgling]

[Rinoa can't help it; she smelled the cupcakes and she just had to stop over.]

I knew I smelled these...

[And OH HEY THEY'RE FREE YAY.]

You're really not charging anything, even for how much you made?

With this account name, I just hadda

[420]

Yeah. All for like to be makin' new bros. I were gonna ask for some boonies but then my fish sister up over here all did get to be getting my fuckin' remind on for you motherfuckers ain't gotting any of that.

[hypervision]

[Cupcakes? This little kid--he's pretty short so it's possible that they might see a handpuppet coming into view first when he holds a hand up on the other side of the table and waves it around.]

Hey! Can I have a cupcake too?

[420]

[Gamzee leans down over the display part of the stand so he can get a peek at that little bro over on the other side. Even for a teenager his age, roughyl 15 in human years, Gamzee is ridiculously tall.]

Woah, hey there lil' dude. Almost all didn't fuckin' see you there at. You got you any motherfuckin' preference when it comes to this pimping slices of miracle cake I all got me here?

[behind_my_smile]

[Did someone say cupcakes? Cue one vampire with a sweet tooth.]

Ah! What an amazingly colorful display! And all the cupcakes look so good too!

[420]

Good to got some fuckin' colour, yeah? Makes stuff look all sorts of fuckin' beautiful.

[He holds out a cupcake to Fai.]

Want one?

[luminance]

[Here's one of the new faces! As Hiro explores this bubbly city more today, he can't help but stop by at the colorful setup. A smile fleets over to the two.]

Free cupcakes? Is there an occasion today?

[420]

There gotta be one? We just all were wanting to make new bros here.

[fullofspirits]

T-They're free?! I'll take one! Please!

[ Maya was never the type of person to reject anything free, especially if it was food.. ]

[420]

[Gamzee holds out one of the cupcakes.]

There ya go, sister.

It had to be done.

[saiyan_prince]

[When Vegeta sees free food, he simply snags one of the cupcakes without paying attention to what he's grabbing, exactly. Of course he's lucky enough to get one of the special cupcakes! He pops it right in his mouth, then makes a face at how sweet it is, chewing and swallowing quickly.]

What did you even put in these?!

[420]

[Gamzee just gives him a mellow as fuck smile.]

Can't all best be getting my fuckin' remember on for that, but I'm betting it was good.

[mylittledoormat]

[There is a small white rabbit sitting up on one of the buffet tables, going at a pile of cupcakes like there's no tomorrow. His kind, four legged friend is nowhere in sight yet. Disturb at your own risk.]

[420]

[Gamzee didn't even know hopbeasts liked cupcakes. He crouches down a little, so he can be level with the white beast, peering at it.]

You liking that?

[donotcomprehend]

[Gale is just going to be standing here, observing the entire stand a bit suspiciously.]

What is a 'cupcake?'

[420]

[Gamzee holds out a cupcake on the flat of his hands.]

This is a motherfuckin' cupcake, bro.