Lets blow this cupcake stand

[420]

Who: Feferi (fintastic) Gamzee (420) and you
Where: The plaza
When: All day on 4/20
Style: Any you wish, we will follow you.
Status: Open



If you visit the plaza today, Vatheon, you may come across an odd stand. It is definitely not the stand of the welcoming committee, but it is certainly inviting! And colourful!

Like, really colourful. A rainbow may or may not have thrown up on it.

The stand itself is covered in what can scientifically be called a metric shitton of cupcakes. Cupcakes. Cupcakes. God, so many cupcakes. They come in all sizes, colours, and smells. Though overall they do smell good. Really good.

A large sign above the stand happily proclaims --in hand-painted, colourful letters, finished with a royal smattering of glitter-- : CUPCAK-ES OnLy 420 BoOnBuCkS FR--E------E !!!

And the two young trolls attending the stand are ready to take your order. Cupcake anyone?


[OOC: To celebrate 4/20 --cause how could I not?-- Feferi and Gamzee have baked some cupcakes! All in the interest of cross-cultural friendship building and cause baking is kinda aces. They've got four kinds of cupcakes, and you are free to choose whichever your character will get.

Regular cupcakes: These are, well, regular cupcakes! The delicious kind. Lovely frosting, very nice taste, certainly a good thing to eat.

Faygo cupcakes: Oh god who put Faygo in these? Sorta shitty. But not as shitty as--

Oh god what is in these cupcakes: In the interests of catering to everyone's unique dietary needs, and also cause they got kinda silly and wanted to know if they could, Gamzee and Feferi have prepared an array of odd flavoured cupcakes. Ever had a fish cupcakes --is that tuna? dolphin? whale? who can say???-- A meat one? Is that catnip? Oh god what is in these?

Just go wild with whatever might be in these cupcakes. Feferi and Gamzee are very creative.

Sopor cupcakes: Oh no. Gamzee made these for his own private consumption, but somehow they ended up amongst the other cupcakes. Anyway, get one of these bad boys, and you'll be a little more mentally elevated than normal. That is to say high off your frigging rocker. Enjoy. The effects last for no more than three hours, and apart from a mild headache after, they leave no weird side-effects.

Feel absolutely free to threadjack or have multiple cupcakes. Replies can come from either Gamzee or Feferi or both.]

Comments

[420]

[about to explain that the nesting material is more for his sorta dad who is actually an older clone of his boyfriend send further backwards in time but then--]

See what?

[needsmoregreen]

That horse with a horn! It was riding through a rainbow and there were a bunch of fish too!

[What was going on?]

....And now there's a blue cat with him!

[420]

[oh shit he is going blind he can't see any of this shit. But he wants to. Oh god how he wants to.]

Ain't seeing it.

[needsmoregreen]

Are you sure? They're still there just walking around in circl-

[And then she looked down at the ground.]

Gamzee, what else did you put in this cupcake? I'm starting to see dancing bananas now!

[420]

[He leans over to break off a piece of her cupcake, popping it into his mouth. His eyes bliss out almost instantly, and it takes a few moments before he can focus on her again.]

Nothing but the most amazing motherfuckin' miracles. But, uh, these ain't weren't supposed to be amongst the motherfuckin' selling batch.

[needsmoregreen]

What do you mean? [She looked at him before looking at a smaller thing on his shoulder. ...Was that a dancing ant too?]

Were these cupcakes suppose to be for you?

[420]

Means these lil' miracle were all made of the illest wonderstuff what a motherfucker needs to be eating every day to be helping him up in his chill.

But it's cool. I can always fuckin' make more. Sharing this shit with my homies is motherfuckin' beautiful as well.

[needsmoregreen]

You mean you eat these to relax? I guess I can see why? It is pretty cool is see these things from time to time!

[Meanwhile Bianca can't help but move a bit closer to Gamzee to see if that ant was there or not. Nevermind the dancing bananas on the ground too]

[420]

Yeah! Real fuckin' amazing trip, yeah?

[Well, Gamzee doesn't see much no more on account of having quite the tolerance by now, but it is still nice.

And keeps him from murdering everybody.]

[needsmoregreen]

Mhmm and I never really seen things like these before so it's kind of fun!

[She pokes at Gamzee's shoulder.] Is that ant really there?

[420]

[He peers at his shoulder. He can't see it, but that doesn't mean shit.]

Dunno. Even fakey-fake stuff can be motherfuckin' real.

[needsmoregreen]

Huh? What do you mean by that?

[And she keeps staring at it before looking at the even smaller dancing ants surrounding him]

[420]

Like, just cause I can't all be getting my fuckin' seeing on for that ant, ain't gotta mean it ain't there, you get? We all got our own motherfuckin' vision-worlds and shit we believe.

[needsmoregreen]

Ahhh, that makes sense!

[And now she's poking it] There are some things in worlds that can't really been seen with our eyes! We need special things to see them...like ghosts!

[420]

[He nods.]

Like ghosts. And miracles sometimes.

[needsmoregreen]

What kind of miracles?

Oh, oh I know! Like rescuing a kitten from a tree right? That's kind of like a miracle!

[420]

Anything can be a fuckin' miracle. You just gotta motherfuckin' feel that belief up in your faith sponge at.

[needsmoregreen]

[Then there was a pause]

Y-Yeah, I guess so! I guess I really do got to believe, huh? [She started poking two of her fingers to each other before seeing polka dots on her hands. They were also changing colors too!]

Uh... how long do these um...muffins last?

[420]

It'll be over when it's over.

[How long does that take? Who knows. These weren't a full dose, but then again, she is smaller than him and not a sopor addict. One the other hand, she hadn't had a full cupcake right? And yet on another hands --god how many hands has he by now-- she is human, how the fuck do they even react to sopor?]

[needsmoregreen]

Well, hopefully not too long! Because I need to take care of my pokemon, Musharna needs a bath today!

[Not to mention that it would be difficult to get back home with all these affects]