Imagine, if you will, a clever title.

[thalassino]

[Starting Wednesday morning, the foreigners in Vatheon will start feeling a little... accosted. Why? Well, it seems the locals have some flyers they really want the foreigners to have. Really want them to have. They stop at nothing to push the colourful pieces of papers into waiting --or not so waiting-- hands, the back of shirts, pockets, mailboxes, nothing is spared. Even the notice board is covered, the shop windows, everything.

And every flyer bares the same, cheerful message. The same words over and over and over again.]








[Feel free to use this post as a mingling post for reacting to the native's... very enthusiastic method of flyering.

Comments

[knightime]

Holy crap did they ask Feferi to make this? Can't we get through a day without everyone making a sea pun? There's like fifty in just this flyer.

A for effort I guess. [April Fools scare...good thing he was sleeping.]

[ not here ]

[ex_fintastic398]

[ WOW RUDE!! Feferi would at LEAST use Papyrus, jeez. ]

[heartandsoul]

The April Fools joke was just the beginning, now they're going to finish off with drowning us in puns.

...It's too late for me.

[invoker]

[She is never going to get used to these water puns despite being submerged in them at the hands of the natives. Holding a flyer in her hand, Mitsuru's frowning and wondering whether the surprise was going to be good or bad. Did they know the difference?!]

[tsundyne]

[...Just staring at one of the fliers in her hands, sighing.]

Y'know, if it hadn't been so long since I've seen that dork, I would've thought he wrote this...

[Yes, she's blaming Junpei shut up. She wouldn't have put it above him to give the natives some "tips" ...

Anyway, feel free to bother her while she's thinking to herself.]

[coolerthansora]

[Trying to fish a flyer out of his coat hood.]

Dork?

What is this even supposed to say? [Are these real words??]

[sonlight]

[Chibi approaches slowly, one of the same flyers clamped in his jaws. He looks a little embarrassed.

Hey, um... If possible, could you read this to him?]

[seablaze]

[Approach grumpy pirate with caution. People invading his personal space was generally a do not want.

One of the ever so helpful locals had crammed the flyer any place they could because Faris was refusing to take one.

He was now throwing off his jacket, grumbling as he tried to get the flyer out from the back of his shirt.]

[ex_diplomacy861]

[Caution is for the weak. And she would fall quite neatly into that category, but Shelly has never exercised such common sense.

Approaching from the side, she laughs good-naturedly. She waves a flyer in her hand. Miraculously, she's been left alone for the most part.]

Having a busy day?

[heartandsoul]

[Maka's staring at it.

And staring.

And staring.

Finally she giggles a little.]

I haven't heard "swimply" yet.

[Then she realizes what being held hostage by the bubble has done to her and shakes her head.]

I guess I've gone off the deep end.

[longwinded]

I just got fooled by you guys, you know in a not so pleasant way.

[This paper, LMFAO.] What exactly are you planning...

[unconchonable]

[Eridan really doesn't appreciate having flyers shoved down his shirt and scarf, thanks natives, thanks for that. In a fit of annoyance he does well at flailing and getting them off of him, snatching one of the flyers that dared to ever so gently sway back and forth in the air as it gently glides towards the ground. Of course, it's interrupted by Eridan, he uncrinkles the flyer to read it--what is this font????.]

... Fish puns, really?

[Augh, this looks like something Fef would make, though Eridan has to admit, he has more faith in her artistic abilities and in her to not use this ugly font, who the fuck uses that anyways??? Either way, Eridan's definitely not sure about this, or how excited the locals were. Smells fishy.]

[ex_fintastic398]

Eridan, look at it, it's so bad!

[ Even though he's already seen it she's... just going to push another one in his face. ]

Their fish puns suck!!

[ex_fintastic398]

[ Feferi looks none too happy as she holds this flier up!! ]

Oh my cod, reely? Swimply? Uh, no! Who taught these guys their fish puns? Everyone knows shrimply is a much betta pun there!

Ugh.

[Not Here] BECAUSE I CAN

[knightime]

[Are you actually that angry that their fish puns aren't as good as your imperial puns are? Seriously?]

[asea]

[A couple minutes in the lower district nets Walter a flyer. He walks away, of course, but the native thrusts it into his hand and runs off. Albeit peeved, he takes the paper with him. At the base of the stairway leading up to the middle district, someone else offers, then gets too close and shoves it over the clasps of his cape and, as well, runs off before he can throw it back.

He gets another offer at the top of the stairs, and that's the end of it for him. Walter turns to head back down, but the persistent native scuttles around him and quite literally smashes the paper in his face.

She takes off, giggling.

One hand clenching a flyer and the other rigidly jerking the paper off his face, Walter seethes.]

[zelda_hylia]

I see that you're being subjected to them as well, Sir Walter.

[The princess looks considerably less cordial than she did the last time they met. She's had flyers jammed into every window and door of her household and routinely into her face all morning long.]

[twiceinhabited]

[Amane will just stare at the flyer.]

...That's a lot of puns.

[Not sure if want.]

[sonlight]

[Oh man, puns? He was just about to approach and (with awkwardness abound) ask her to read it to him, but if this flyer has that many bad puns on it, maybe he doesn't want to know.]

[0_0]

[See Aradia.

See Aradia read this flyer that was shoved so delightfully into her hands.

... Look at those fishpuns. ... ... ...

...

She's laughing. Oh no.]

[ex_fintastic398]

What's so funny?? Put that down!

[blessedbyfarore]

Sea for yourself... reely great... swimply... fintastic...

[What.]

[Link's just going to stare at the flyer (flyers - they're accumulating) in some bewilderment, carefully mouthing the words.]

[Well. He thinks they're words.]

[zelda_hylia]

[That sure is Zelda being pushed to the ground at Link's feet as an over-enthusiastic local slaps a flyer on her back!]

[takesyoubytheheart]

... Well... this doesn't sound like it could do anyone any bad. Maybe they're havin' a beach party or somethin'.

[sorcery_fledgling]

They murdered someone to pull off an April Fool's joke. I wouldn't put it past these guys to do something else as ridiculous. [Rinoa has a flyer in hand, if only to use it to beat off the other people trying to push them on her.]

[blupelt]

Fintastic... event... April Fools scare...??

[You can practically see the question marks spouting out of the Digimon's head. A flyer was shoved onto his person and he can't even understand a single word. Then again, did anyone?]

[ex_fintastic398]

[ Woah. What the heck is that. Don't mind her just kind of gawking a little bit! ]

[destroytheworld]

_{[those puns... are... horrible.]}

Oh, great. Wonder what's it gonna be this time.

[gun_symphony]

Something silly, if these flyers have anything to say about it.

[Hi Morte, have a Rhia pulling those stupid flyers out of her collar, pulling them off her arms, etc.]

[quakega]

[Someone is staring at the flyer and looking decidedly unamused.] Was this supposed to be funny?

[Lamest. Puns. Ever.]

[faithqueen]

[Sup Terra. Have a queen looking amused.] Oh I do think they tried their hardest though.

[Even if she is :| about the April Fools thing ok.]

[selenia]

[Rude people chasing her down and shoving flyers into her hands aside...]

[Tear stares at the paper, completely absorbed in it. It's so amateurish it's adorable and the puns are the cutest things...]

The starfish...

[rainbowarch]

[Someone here does not like being reminded of the April Fool's joke, but Cielo's getting over it. The locals were...trying? He guessed. He overhears Tear.]

What about the starfish?

[kid_in_disguise]

[ After the reading the flyer he just shudders. Anything to do with the ocean is evil. ]

[oneechan]

[Ran had a flyer in hand too, and she's seen running up to Shinichi.]

Shinichi! Look! I found a clue!! [See? She could be helpful--! She slowed when she saw he, too, had a flyer in hand. Well, damn.]

...do you think the same person who...did that...did this?

[brbstealingpknm]

Get them out of my fucking face before I punch you! [three guesses as to how is being harassed into taking another flyer after he threw his away.] Arceus damned natives. Go Away.

[littledoctor]

[Somewhere in the city, there's a flyer that seems to be scrambling about by itself. A very pointy little flyer.]

[blupelt]

...? What is...

[The Digimon kneels down and tries to pick up the odd moving flyer.]