First Invasion - In which there is one drenched Irken

[zim]

Characters: ZIM and anyone
Location: The plaza
Time: Around noon...?
Style: Any~
Status: OPEN

[If you decide it is a nice day to take a walk around the city and somehow happen to cross the plaza, you may come across an interesting scene. There is a short, green and wet person that seems to be very busy trashing around on the floor, running in circles and, well... Screaming.]

THE BURNING! THE BURNIIING!! Pain, oh horrible PAIN!

[He has not noticed yet, but right at that moment Zim is making a scene out in the open without even wearing his disguise. And that is how the short alien stops his flailing for a bit to point up at nothing in particular and yell on.]

Horrible, Earthen LIQUID! How DARE you do this to ZIM?! YOU WILL PAY HORRIBLY FOR THIS!!

Comments

[heartandsoul]

[This is Maka.

This is Maka throwing a towel at Zim.]

Sheesh, settle down, would you?

[zim]

[And this is Zim almost being knocked over by a towel hitting him in the face. All the flailing and struggling against the fabric goes here.]

GYAAA--HEY!! Who dares to udnerhandedly attack ZIM?!

[He pulls the towel from his face and spots the human girl. Immediately a small, leather-clad alien finger points up at her and the yelling resumes once more.]

YOU!!

[heartandsoul]

...Yes, me.

[APPARENTLY YELLING IS HIS DEFAULT, OKAY.]

You're supposed to dry yourself off with the towel, y'know, not fight with it.

[ninthserenade]

<sub>[wooooooooow.

this has go to be one of the weirdest reactions this Nobody has ever seen.





also probably one of the funniest, but he'd feel like a jerk admitting that.]</sub>

Uh... You okay, dude?

[zim]

[Zim ceases the flailing for a moment to stare.

And stare some more.

What? Staring is rude? Who said that?!]

Hey. Who are you?!

[ninthserenade]

<sub>[It's totally a normal thing, clearly! Because Demyx is staring right back.

Those are some craaaaaazy eyes, little dude.]</sub>

Me? I'm Demyx.

[the_demonmaid]

[Nonplussed troll is nonplussed]

Dare I ask why this was worth making such a fuss over?

[zim]

[AND... He stopps his flailing to stare.]

Now that is one ugly human!

[the_demonmaid]

I admit, if a human looked like me, it would be rather disturbing to see. But I believe you're a bit mistaken.

[mothersunlight]

[Oh, hey, an alien! Ammy runs over, tail wagging. INTERESTING. Maybe he's like Waka?]

[zim]

[And as soon as he spots the wolf running up to him, Zim jumps back.]

WAAAAAAAHHH!! STAY AWAY!! STAY AWAY FROM ZIM!!

[mothersunlight]

[...Nope he's not nearly as level-headed. She stands at a distance, waiting to see what he does next.]

...

LET THE SCREAMFEST BEGIN.

[xtsundereprince]

[ Sorry, alien dude. Seems everyone's throwing towels at you today. So here's another. However, this one isn't exactly thrown at you. More of.. shoved down your throat just to shut you up.

Right in the mouth. ]

SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY! YOU'RE MAKING A RACKET.

[ And he lets off, tapping his foot impatiently. ]

The hell's wrong with you?! It's just a little water, ya wuss!

LATE due to shiny new PC~ 83

[zim]

GRNNNGHH!!

[There goes the flailing. AND he spits that towl out again. RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!]

HEY!!

[All the glaring. Followed by a finger coming up to... POINT IN YOUR FACE!!]

How DARE you shove filthy cloth-thingies into ZIM?!

YAY! 8D

[xtsundereprince]

[ Though he was kinda okay from earlier, the towel right in his face causes him to stagger back. It's only when he manages to rip the towel off his own face does he see the finger. ]

HEY! YOU WERE THE ONE CAUSING THE RACKET!

[ Another shove. ]

Just take the damn towel! If it's gonna make ya stop yelling.

As promised~

[giant_talking_egg]

[This is Eggman walking through the plaza trying to get machine parts. And now he's turning to your direction, looking not so happy.]

...you must be joking.

[Sigh, there goes the intelligent life on other planets theory...]

[zim]

[And he flinches, then turns to you to GLARE.]

SILENCE!

[giant_talking_egg]

Exactly, you should keep silent. There is no need for that kind of ruckus.

[patchworkdoctor]

_{[snort. he's amused, over here, on his chair.]}

Wow. I've never seen anyone allergic to water.

[zim]

Wha-?!

[Aaand stopping the flailing.]

Huh? What did you just say?

[patchworkdoctor]

I said, I've never seen anyone allergic to water before.

Or entirely without any human characteristics at all. _{[oooh he's interested. look at those ruby red eyes!]} Green skin, red eyes, some kind of antennae.. wow. I've never seen anything like you before.

[jokerofcrime]

[GOD, IT'S LIKE PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN NAP AND PLOT HOSTILE TAKEOVERS IN PEACE ANYMORE. The problem with having food readily available, however, means... Fewer hostile takeovers. More naps. And more eating.

And more irritation at being disturbed from his PRECIOUS BEAUTY REST.]

HEY! KEEP IT DOWN, WOULDJA? SOME OF US ARE TRYIN' TO CATNAP HERE.

[Yep. Meowth can flail and scream too. And, you know, he'd be more understanding since he entered Vatheon MUCH THE SAME WAY, but no. He is an idiot and a hypocrite. And, uh... George Bush doesn't like green people. Or something.

Wait.

...Paaause.

...Staaare.

Yep. That is officially the ugliest bug Pokemon EVER. Wow.]

[zim]

[And he stops abruptly to glare, antennae twitching in irritation.]

What?! HOW DARE YOU START YELLING AT ZIm, FUR-BEAST?!

Is this too late? ^^;

[warrior_king]

[With a stern glare in his icy blue eyes and his arms folded over his chest, a much taller, duck-like alien observes the scene from a few steps away.]

It is merely seawater, newcomer. Dihydrogen monoxide, mixed with various other minerals.

Not if you don't mind slowness~

[zim]

[Doesn't change much of the flailing right now, sorry.]

It still burrrnsss!!