First Invasion - In which there is one drenched Irken

[zim]

Characters: ZIM and anyone
Location: The plaza
Time: Around noon...?
Style: Any~
Status: OPEN

[If you decide it is a nice day to take a walk around the city and somehow happen to cross the plaza, you may come across an interesting scene. There is a short, green and wet person that seems to be very busy trashing around on the floor, running in circles and, well... Screaming.]

THE BURNING! THE BURNIIING!! Pain, oh horrible PAIN!

[He has not noticed yet, but right at that moment Zim is making a scene out in the open without even wearing his disguise. And that is how the short alien stops his flailing for a bit to point up at nothing in particular and yell on.]

Horrible, Earthen LIQUID! How DARE you do this to ZIM?! YOU WILL PAY HORRIBLY FOR THIS!!

Comments

Is this too late? ^^;

[warrior_king]

[With a stern glare in his icy blue eyes and his arms folded over his chest, a much taller, duck-like alien observes the scene from a few steps away.]

It is merely seawater, newcomer. Dihydrogen monoxide, mixed with various other minerals.

Not if you don't mind slowness~

[zim]

[Doesn't change much of the flailing right now, sorry.]

It still burrrnsss!!

[warrior_king]

[The violet duck is still impassive and completely unsympathetic to Zim's situation.]

You are not from Earth, either, are you.

[zim]

[He stops for a moment the just, well... Stare.]

Whaaat... Makes you think that, bird-monster?

[warrior_king]

You've already given me plenty of reasons to suspect so, newcomer. Don't waste my time, answer me. What remote corner of the galaxy are you from, to not be able to recognize an Evronian?

[Seriously. How are you not terrorized yet. >: ]

[zim]

[Nah, sorry. Zim is too dumb to be terrorized.]

Evronian?

[Like, totally dumbfounded now.]

Nope. Never heard of you guys.

[Thinking over it once more.]

UNLESS you happen to be those we annihilated to make room for another garbage dump planet. You know, no one remembers those.

[warrior_king]

[Gorthan hisses menacingly, showing lines of large, white teeth. Yes, beak + teeth.]

Such insolence! How dare you even imply that the mighty Evronian army could ever be defeated? We are destined to rule over all living beings in the universe! The extension and power of our Empire, my empire, knows no equal.