First Invasion - In which there is one drenched Irken

[zim]

Characters: ZIM and anyone
Location: The plaza
Time: Around noon...?
Style: Any~
Status: OPEN

[If you decide it is a nice day to take a walk around the city and somehow happen to cross the plaza, you may come across an interesting scene. There is a short, green and wet person that seems to be very busy trashing around on the floor, running in circles and, well... Screaming.]

THE BURNING! THE BURNIIING!! Pain, oh horrible PAIN!

[He has not noticed yet, but right at that moment Zim is making a scene out in the open without even wearing his disguise. And that is how the short alien stops his flailing for a bit to point up at nothing in particular and yell on.]

Horrible, Earthen LIQUID! How DARE you do this to ZIM?! YOU WILL PAY HORRIBLY FOR THIS!!

Comments

[the_demonmaid]

[Her hand swiped down to grab his antennae] Tell me, little alien, which human aliens have you seen with gray skin and horns? Which have you seen with eyes as red as mine? Teeth as sharp and claws as ready?

[zim]

[Going for his antennae? Yepp, that hurts. Plenty. Too bad he didn't hear a single word from that moment onwards, right?]

I-YAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!!
LET GO! LET GO!! LETGOLETGOLETGOLETGOOFZIMNOW!! HORRIBLE HUMAN STINK BEAST! LET GOOO

[And while he's flailing and screaming, those lids on his PAK open up and his four mechanic spider legs unfold, lasers charging up within a single moment and firing wildly like... Everywhhere. Hopefully she is good at dosging those.]

[the_demonmaid]

[It's the Handmaid. She's been trained for moments like these. She dropped Zim immediately and pulled out her wands, her arms starting to glow as she watched his pattern or lack there of for attacking]

[zim]

[So he just keeps missing. But it's not like Zim cares. He is ZIM after all.

However. The frantic attack stopps soon after he is dropped anyway and all he does is staaaaare again.]

[the_demonmaid]

I will say it only once, little alien child. If you do that again, to a human or another troll, I will kill you. It doesn't matter if you injure them or not. I will calm you down for a few days by killing you.

[zim]

[Yepp. You keep talking, lady. Too bad this Irken has already stopped paying attention as his solid-colored eyes may keep staring, but they have long since moved onto a different target. So he stares right past you, head tilted slightly to the right.

And somewhere during his oblivious staring, Zim scratches his butt, then simply marches past you.]

Hey! Those look like snacks!

[the_demonmaid]

... [She just shook her head, laughing lightly] Strange alien.