A-questing we will go

[thalassino]

Characters: Carol and all of you people
Location: In front of the castle that was once the Station Master's house
Time: Afternoon!
Style: Up to you lovely people!
Status: OPEN; threadjack and spam at will. Carol will be fluttering around reluctantly.

[If any Vatheonite takes the time today to take a look around the castle, they will find a very, very grumpy fairy godmother fluttering around.

Look, it's Carol, in full-costume and fluttering her wings and looking very sour indeed.]

Play along, he says. Grant wishes, he says. Ugh!

[She looks like she might snap that wand, oops. But she's also fluttering next to a crude, poorly done sign that says Quests for heroes!

...Maybe she'll give you a quest if you go talk to her?


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ooc: let's get some questing going, Vatheonites! No fairy tale is complete without a plot, right? If you have a quest in mind, you're welcome to use this log to play it out and get people in on it; just mark the subject line Title of quest | Location | Open/Closed. If you don't have an idea for a quest or would like to talk to Carol, that's perfectly fine too; just mark those threads with Castle to indicate where your characters are! She'll only be sticking around the castle, so she won't be going on any quests with you guys.]

Comments

[bethehugejerk]

[Actually, it completely does, considering Eridan's half-snake body. But at the question, he can't help but sigh.]

... Yeah. Yeah, I am. I goddamn magical splendor made form, with a tacky dress on top.

[420]

Are you...

[Staaaaare. There is only one question to be asked here, really.]

Are you a fuckin' girl now, bro? Uh. Sis?

[bethehugejerk]

[Gamzee he will murder you in your sleep for that.]

No, I am not a girl! Do I sound like a chick? Have I magically sprouted boobs out of nowhere? No, I have not, and I assure you I am entirely male in all manners. Just because they stuck me in a dress doesn't change my gender, jackass!

[420]

[He could be a very flat girl. In fact, Gamzee imagines that is his best friend were to be a girl, Karkat wouldn't exactly be very top heavy. Nubby horns, nubby tiny boobs.

Not that he spends a lot of time imagining Karkat as a girl.

He probably shouldn't say any of this.]

Get your settle down on, bro. Just getting my check at here. You know this hood got magic what we can't even all get our imagine on for.

[bethehugejerk]

Gamzee, I have magic this week. Hell, if I wanted, I could probably turn myself into a girl right now, and you too, but that is decidedly not what I want.

[420]

Magic? Fuck, you got hella lucky, bro.

[All he has is a tail! It is a really cute one though, so that compensates a little.]

[bethehugejerk]

I'm not lucky; I'm stuck in a dress and I can't make myself a pair of pants. I have tried. Repeatedly. I'd take being a weird goat thing before that any day.

[420]

You get to fuckin' work miracles. That's motherfuckin' amazing being. And you all got yourself a wicked set of flappers. How ain't that lucky?

[bethehugejerk]

... Okay, so the flying is cool. But not the color or the dress or the sparkles or any of the stylistics on this thing. Do you know what I'm supposed to be called? A fairy godmother. Godmother! Not even godfather, which just fucking figures, even though they didn't stick me with tits or anything. Which I am not complaining about, still, so don't even think that for a second. At least the goat thing makes sense for you, but this makes none in the slightest. You could take this whole situation, flip it upside down, and shake it for a solid hour, and not one damn piece of logic would tumble from its pockets.

[420]

[Holy torrent of words, troll batman.

Gamzee just lets is flow over him, though he is paying attention. More or less.]

...godmother? What the fuck is a godmother?

[bethehugejerk]

I don't know! They make dresses or something, I guess? Because I sure as fuck am not an earth human contributor of genetic material towards a child. I haven't even adopted any kids. At all. Taking care of our grub selves was entirely different, especially when John's a trickster spider god this week.

[420]

So...

[Let him think about this. He's got this. He has this shit figured out.]

They all made you to be Kanaya?

1/2

[bethehugejerk]

What? No, they--

[Wait a second. Wait.]

[Dresses sure count as fashion. The motherly thing's not that off the mark, considering her relation to the Dolorosa, and how she looked over the matriorb. He's even wearing something bright and colorful.]

2/2

[bethehugejerk]

Hell, you're right.

[Excuse him while he buries his face.]

[420]

[YES. HE IS A GENIUS. G N I U S.

Ambling over, he reaches up to pat Karkat on the back, careful of his wings.]

It's chill, bro. Could all be worse.

[bethehugejerk]

[There's an E in that word, Gamzee.]

[The back pat doesn't help much, earning only a sulky look his way.]

Worse how?

[420]

[WELL MAYBE IT IS SILENT.

He smiles a little, patting him again.]

Could be Equius.

[Sorry, matesprit. He loves you, but he knows Karkat's feelings on the matter.]

[bethehugejerk]

UGH!

[Most disgusted look ever at that little suggestion.]

Remind me to never ask you that question again, ever.

[420]

[Yep, he can't help it, he's just gonna collapse in a fit of mirth, swaying a little on his hooves. Karkat's face had been hilarious.]

[bethehugejerk]

Shut up, Gamzee! You shut your bleat gash or I swear I will magic you into something dumber than what you already are!

[420]

[Gamzee tries. He goes as far as to clamp his hand down around his snout but the only thing that does is make his bleated laughter sound more like pig snorts as it tries to make itself known anyway.]

[bethehugejerk]

That's it!

[He raises his wand, and... What's dumber than a weird goat creature? After only a short pause he decides well enough, and waves his wand.]

[What's more ridiculous is when that goat thing is in a dress.]

[420]

[No, what is truly the most ridiculous thing is that weird goat thing jumping in surprise at the sudden dress, his legs locking up in the process and him tipping backwards, his arms cartwheeling uselessly.]

Woah.

[bethehugejerk]

[Karkat stands blinking for a good few seconds.]

That is the dumbest way to fall I have ever seen anyone do. Are your legs defective?

[420]

[He just lays there, his legs sticking out ramrod straight from underneath his lovely sparkly ballgown.]

Naw, just all sometimes the motherfuckers done get to turning into sticks. It's cool.