party rock fishtrolls

[ex_fintastic398]

Who: Eridan and Feferi and YOU!
What: a definitely pale feelings jam in a public place
Where: The Plaza
When: Midday 5/20
Style: any
Status: open

What happens when you let two fashion-impaired fishtrolls have free reign of of the shops without any supervision?

A lot of regrettable fashion choices. More than usual.

Except there is not a lot of partying and rocking going on as there is feelings and jamming here in the plaza. Feferi sits with her ice cream on a bench, trying to keep it from dripping onto her brand new outfit. (Which she is very proud of!) With her feet crossed at the ankles, she swings them idly, feeling so much more relaxed than she has been. She and Eridan both needed a little retail therapy,now that they had been able to just have some fun and let go of the last week's events, things were definitely going to be right as rain.

She is ready to talk about things now. In public. In hideous fashion. Because that is how she rolls.

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[unconchonable]

[This definitely is refreshing. A good way to get his mind off of the stresses of the week before. Who knew the cure for such things was some silly shopping for some horrid fashion. Well, to other people it's probably horrid, a heart attack for Kanaya really, but Eridan thinks he looks HOT. And who is anyone to say he isn't? Yeah exactly, him and Fef look fan-fucking-tastic and he feels it too! Ice cream and great fashion, that's how to spend your time man!]

I must admit, I'm glad that mess from last week is all done and ower with.

[An idle start to their session really, but he doesn't need to jump right into the feelings right away, better to just lead into this stuff after all. After that, he just silently licks his ice cream to stop it from making a mess of his clothes, can't rightly have that happening now can he!]

[ex_fintastic398]

[ Laughing easily, Feferi nods in agreement, before she reaches over to scoop up a bit of ice cream threatening to drop onto his shirt. Successful save made, she licks her finger clean then goes back to her own. ]

Yeah! And let's hope it's the last time... uh, forever! That it happens. Because I'm really tired of all this dying business.

[unconchonable]

[Oh my god you are a savior!]

Same, especially when idiots think it necessary to prowe a bloody point.

[Grump grump grump! Someone is still buttmad over the Summoner. The Summoner and that situation in general, really. His failure included, but man eating ice cream is so much better than saying that much--at least yet anyways.]

[ex_fintastic398]

You want to talk about those stupid idiots and their stupid points?

[ With another big bite, she gets her cone safely to the no-drip level so she can shift closer and put her hand on his knee. ]

[420]

[Gamzee does a lot of grocery shopping. A, cause he tends to forget half his list and has to go back two, three times to get it all, which he doesn't mind at all, cause like, it's always like there is new people to chat with or new miracles to see and it is just amazing, aight? Also, B, someone keeps drinking all the milk.

So it is on one of these many shopping trips that he spots Feferi. And man, is she ever looking spottable now. It's kinda fuckin' amazing really, all those fuckin' colours tossed together on one troll husk. He's already raising his hand in a wave when out of the corner of his eye, he spots him: actual party troll Eridan Ampora.

Whoops.]

[ex_fintastic398]

[ About the same time, Feferi spots Gamzee and without even thinking, stops to wave him over. ]

Hey! Hey Gamzee over here! We're talking about feelings, want to join us?

[unconchonable]

Wha--

[OH NO YOU DON'T FEF. Eridan's fins flare as he stares over at the clown, scowling dangerously.]

Don't inwite HIM ower, Fef!

[420]

[Wow, eridan! If Gamzee had any feelings that weren't drug addled you might have hurt them with that, gosh.]

Uh. I ain't gotta if it is being too much of a motherfuckin' bother. [And more to Feferi.] You know you can always up and find this motherfucker to jam if you is needing it, sister.

[sylphauxiliatrix]

[Kanaya doesn't normally spend too much time in the bubble during the day, not when it's so nice out up on the surface. But she needed to get some shopping done, and the longer hours of sunlight have started to make it hard to get her sewing supplies at night. She's through he plaza on the way to her shop to drop off her recent purchases when she sees them. A alarm goes of in her mind. What are they... No. This will not do. Every meddlesome bone in her body and ever inch of fashion sense in her mind screams at once. FIX THIS.]

[She approaches the two of them, saying nothing at first.]

[ex_fintastic398]

[ ... that's really creepy. ]

Hello, Kanaya!

[unconchonable]

[Have a stare, Kanaya.]

... Uh? You alright there, Kan?

1/2

[sylphauxiliatrix]

[Kanaya can't quite decide just what should be done. Should she drag them away to her shop? Aren't there laws about this sort of thing? She's pretty sure she heard someone talking about fashion police once, but that's not a real thing, is it? Would she be culpable for letting this go on unabated?]

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[sylphauxiliatrix]

[Calm down. Nothing will be helped by overreacting. Try to be diplomatic.]

That's certainly an... interesting choice of clothing you two are wearing today. A very [twitch] intense color pallet.

[bethehugejerk]

[In the vast majority of circumstances, Karkat does not give a shit about fashion. Wear whatever, so long as it serves its purpose, and isn't too ridiculous. This, decidedly, crosses that latter expectation with the force of a rocket-powered freight train hurtling into a black hole.]

[Suffice it to say, his regular trip to the Lamufao comes to a halt so sudden he has to flail his arms to keep from falling flat on his face.]

What the most eye-searing hell of fabric and plastic have you two half-blind insults to clothing decided to tout around on your bodies as anything half-way decent to social and visual sense? I feel like I should be offended on Kanaya's behalf, because surely her reanimated form has begun spinning as violently as a turbine somewhere in Vatheon and she doesn't know why. Sequins are a sin and not even the hottest of flames will exorcise the evils of those sunglasses. Eridan, I thought I told you before that shutter shades are an affront to all things worthwhile when you gave John a makeover that one time!

[ex_fintastic398]

Oh, Karkat!

[ Feferi just sort of... listens through his tirade, where "listening" really means sort of staring blankly through his head until the noise stops. ]

Did you want us to take you shopping with us too?

[unconchonable]

[Wow rude Karkat, way to be sensitive towards your literally half-blind matesprit. You can have a flat look for that one.]

Kar if you're that disappointed that we didn't inwite you along, just say so. Also, the fact I'm half-blind has nothin' to do with how awesome we ended up lookin', so you can take that noise and showe it and the comment about the shutter shades, because these are fuckin' great and nothin' you say inwalidates that.

[bethehugejerk]

[Karkat could make further argument about Eridan's visual state, but he's not that mean, particularly when the injury wasn't earned or any ire besides. The rest of their response provides a much more pressing angle to pursue, anyhow.]

Fuck no! I would go up to the island and do a trollympic medal worthy quadruple backflip off a cliff before I went along shopping with you guys for the purpose of torturing myself with "clothes" - [He makes airquotes.] - like that. And I'm totally right about the shades!

[p2iioniicii2t]

[ Though the Psiioniic doesn't like coming out during the day all that much, he's in the plaza on his trip to visit the coral as was his usually nightly habit that he'd managed to skip over accidentally. He floats, of course, and stops midair when he sees the two children.

They were brightly colored today.

That isn't his problem, however. The problem was that there was the Heiress and he should probably go see if there was anything she required. On the other hand, she looked busy with Eridan Ampora.

And so he froze up in midair indecision rather awkwardly instead. ]

[ex_fintastic398]

[ Yay Uncle Psii! The second she sees him, she turns and waves at him, like seeing him is the most exciting thing that could ever happen in her day. ]

Hey, over here!

[unconchonable]

[Oh! That sure is Psii. Huh, it's kinda odd, Eridan mainly only talks to him over the network, and it isn't like he's never seen him before, just still a bit strange when he does see him face to face.]

I'm surprised they let him off his leash.

[Not.. Meaning for it to sound as bad as that could possibly come across, but hey, Eridan tends to not always think.]

[p2iioniicii2t]

[ Oh, well, that solves that brief dilemma he was facing. The Psiioniic drifts down towards the pair, stopping a few feet away as he looks to them. ]

Hello, Heiresth and Eridan Ampora.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Sollux is just out for a walk, maybe to get some ice cream, though he hasn't really decided yet.

When he sees Feferi, he smiles and trots towards her, raising his hand in a half-wave - only to stop an instant later when he sees that Eridan is sitting on her other side.

Now he's sort of stuck. His matesprit is there, and in a moment she's going to see him. But she's obviously with her moirail, and her moirail is someone he's got black feelings for, so it's pretty awkward.

And also...]

Holy shit, what are you wearing?

[ex_fintastic398]

[ Feferi waves back at Sollux, but tilts her head when he stops. It's not awkward in the least! ]

Sollux! What? What do you mean, what am I wearing? I'm wearing clothes! Do you like them?

[unconchonable]

Good fashion. I know it's a concept that's far too grand for your inferior pan to fully grasp and all, but do try to keep your slackened jaw off the ground.

[A look to Fef.]

And who cares if he does or not? Hawe you not taken a look at your own matesprit? He's hardly one to consult for good taste.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Sollux hesitates at Feferi's question, shooting Eridan a scowl. Damnit, now it's really awkward, because he might be inclined say he likes what Feferi's wearing, but then there's Eridan...

Oh who are we kidding? They both look ridiculous.]

I think you both look like weirdos, but at least in Eridan's case that's pretty normal. [He fakes an exaggerated look of horror and extends a hand to Feferi] FF, he's a terrible influence on you. Please come away before he corrupts you more!