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vatheon2012-05-19 09:10 pm
ex_fintastic398) wrote in vatheon2012-05-19 09:10 pm
Entry tags:
party rock fishtrolls
Who: Eridan and Feferi and YOU!
What: a definitely pale feelings jam in a public place
Where: The Plaza
When: Midday 5/20
Style: any
Status: open
What happens when you let two fashion-impaired fishtrolls have free reign of of the shops without any supervision?
A lot of regrettable fashion choices. More than usual.
Except there is not a lot of partying and rocking going on as there is feelings and jamming here in the plaza. Feferi sits with her ice cream on a bench, trying to keep it from dripping onto her brand new outfit. (Which she is very proud of!) With her feet crossed at the ankles, she swings them idly, feeling so much more relaxed than she has been. She and Eridan both needed a little retail therapy,now that they had been able to just have some fun and let go of the last week's events, things were definitely going to be right as rain.
She is ready to talk about things now. In public. In hideous fashion. Because that is how she rolls.
What: a definitely pale feelings jam in a public place
Where: The Plaza
When: Midday 5/20
Style: any
Status: open
What happens when you let two fashion-impaired fishtrolls have free reign of of the shops without any supervision?
A lot of regrettable fashion choices. More than usual.
Except there is not a lot of partying and rocking going on as there is feelings and jamming here in the plaza. Feferi sits with her ice cream on a bench, trying to keep it from dripping onto her brand new outfit. (Which she is very proud of!) With her feet crossed at the ankles, she swings them idly, feeling so much more relaxed than she has been. She and Eridan both needed a little retail therapy,now that they had been able to just have some fun and let go of the last week's events, things were definitely going to be right as rain.
She is ready to talk about things now. In public. In hideous fashion. Because that is how she rolls.
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[Suffice it to say, his regular trip to the Lamufao comes to a halt so sudden he has to flail his arms to keep from falling flat on his face.]
What the most eye-searing hell of fabric and plastic have you two half-blind insults to clothing decided to tout around on your bodies as anything half-way decent to social and visual sense? I feel like I should be offended on Kanaya's behalf, because surely her reanimated form has begun spinning as violently as a turbine somewhere in Vatheon and she doesn't know why. Sequins are a sin and not even the hottest of flames will exorcise the evils of those sunglasses. Eridan, I thought I told you before that shutter shades are an affront to all things worthwhile when you gave John a makeover that one time!
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[ Feferi just sort of... listens through his tirade, where "listening" really means sort of staring blankly through his head until the noise stops. ]
Did you want us to take you shopping with us too?
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Kar if you're that disappointed that we didn't inwite you along, just say so. Also, the fact I'm half-blind has nothin' to do with how awesome we ended up lookin', so you can take that noise and showe it and the comment about the shutter shades, because these are fuckin' great and nothin' you say inwalidates that.
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Fuck no! I would go up to the island and do a trollympic medal worthy quadruple backflip off a cliff before I went along shopping with you guys for the purpose of torturing myself with "clothes" - [He makes airquotes.] - like that. And I'm totally right about the shades!
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Kar you take your borin' clothes too seriously, you honestly should loosen up sometime and just hawe some fun. Also, like Fef said, don't hate on the shades, they're awesome, you just can't handle it.
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What does that even mean?
Also they're not awesome; they're some of the dumbest accessories I've ever seen. And my clothes aren't boring, they're normal, non-garish, and don't seer the eyes of innocent bystanders.
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It means you're booooooooring! Loosen up, have a little fun for once! A little color in your wardrobe would not hurt you at all.
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Listen, if I ever get it in mind to expand my wardrobe and add in color, it will be judicious and restrained, two words apparently foreign to your vocabularies, so let me put it this way: I won't bathe myself in radioactive clown vomit. And on that note, if I need someone to help me in the venture, I will go to Kanaya first, last, and every stop in the middle.
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Karkat you are so extra grouchy today. Sometimes I think you are bound and determined to keep everyone from having fun, like you are the Fun Police or something!
--Hey! That's what we should get you, a police uniform! Eridan, wouldn't he look cute in a little uniform??
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Oh. That would be cute. Fittin' too! What do you think, Kar? That wouldn't be so extravagant to offend your delicate borin' fashion sensibilities, would it?
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[He outright gawks.]
No!
[Cue his own dramatic gestures, hands emphasizing his refusal.]
I'm not going to wear a fucking uniform! The only kind of uniform I ever gave one single squeakbeast's tiny behind about is that of imperial threshecutioners, and I have long since realized that me wearing one of those is never going to happen.
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[ Say no, Karkat. SAY NO. ]
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[This decision is being made for you, Karkat, it's okay. Sit back and enjoy the ride.]
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[He's mostly arguing just to argue now, because really, getting to look like
his hero Troll Will Smith as the lead in Thresh Princea threshecutioner is oddly appealing. If the context were different, he might be better convinced, but oh well.]no subject
Well, as former-future-Empress-to-be, I'm deciding right here and now that former-future-Threshecutioners-in-training should at least own a proper uniform. Just in case duty calls! What do you think, former-future-Fleet-Admiral-in-training?
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[Have a coy smile, Karkat. Maybe your matesprit wants to see you in a nice Threshecutioner uniform, gosh, stop being so difficult.]
That aside, what is Kan makin' you?
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[Sorry, he has principals to hold up. Like being a giant pain in the nook.]
I don't know, something. She's doing this project for all the trolls apparently and I only know because she asked my opinion on part of it. I'm sure she'll bother you both later about it.
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A project? When did this happen? I haven't heard anything!
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Yeah neither hawe I. So what is it?
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I don't know when. She asked me to visit her shop the day I woke up, and considering the plan means making something for each of us, it'll probably take a while. Ask her about it yourselves, or wait for her to ask you, because odds are she will eventually. Something about designing things similarly for ancestors and descendants, and input from matesprits about each other's outfits.
[He angles a stern look at Eridan now.]
But if you tell her something ridiculous I'm going to refuse to wear it even once.
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[ What? Feferi said nothing! You must have been hearing things. ]
I'll ask her next time we see her! Maybe we need to pay her visit after we're done here.