Lets blow this cupcake stand

[420]

Who: Feferi (fintastic) Gamzee (420) and you
Where: The plaza
When: All day on 4/20
Style: Any you wish, we will follow you.
Status: Open



If you visit the plaza today, Vatheon, you may come across an odd stand. It is definitely not the stand of the welcoming committee, but it is certainly inviting! And colourful!

Like, really colourful. A rainbow may or may not have thrown up on it.

The stand itself is covered in what can scientifically be called a metric shitton of cupcakes. Cupcakes. Cupcakes. God, so many cupcakes. They come in all sizes, colours, and smells. Though overall they do smell good. Really good.

A large sign above the stand happily proclaims --in hand-painted, colourful letters, finished with a royal smattering of glitter-- : CUPCAK-ES OnLy 420 BoOnBuCkS FR--E------E !!!

And the two young trolls attending the stand are ready to take your order. Cupcake anyone?


[OOC: To celebrate 4/20 --cause how could I not?-- Feferi and Gamzee have baked some cupcakes! All in the interest of cross-cultural friendship building and cause baking is kinda aces. They've got four kinds of cupcakes, and you are free to choose whichever your character will get.

Regular cupcakes: These are, well, regular cupcakes! The delicious kind. Lovely frosting, very nice taste, certainly a good thing to eat.

Faygo cupcakes: Oh god who put Faygo in these? Sorta shitty. But not as shitty as--

Oh god what is in these cupcakes: In the interests of catering to everyone's unique dietary needs, and also cause they got kinda silly and wanted to know if they could, Gamzee and Feferi have prepared an array of odd flavoured cupcakes. Ever had a fish cupcakes --is that tuna? dolphin? whale? who can say???-- A meat one? Is that catnip? Oh god what is in these?

Just go wild with whatever might be in these cupcakes. Feferi and Gamzee are very creative.

Sopor cupcakes: Oh no. Gamzee made these for his own private consumption, but somehow they ended up amongst the other cupcakes. Anyway, get one of these bad boys, and you'll be a little more mentally elevated than normal. That is to say high off your frigging rocker. Enjoy. The effects last for no more than three hours, and apart from a mild headache after, they leave no weird side-effects.

Feel absolutely free to threadjack or have multiple cupcakes. Replies can come from either Gamzee or Feferi or both.]

Comments

[hypervision]

Wow... [Though really, he's more impressed by the sylladex thing that just happened more than the faygo.] That's so cool...

[420]

You mean this?

[He points one clawed finger at the bottle.

Oh god, could it be? Could this be someone who sees faygo for the instant miracle it is?]

[hypervision]

[Sorry Gamzee, he's still not sure if this faygo is really as good as you say, but he does nod.] I've never heard of a soda being that good...oh, and there were really pretty colors that were flickering around when you were taking it out too! How did you make it appear like that?

[420]

Oh! That were just my motherfuckin' sylladex, lil' bro. It's were I fuckin' keep my shit. You ain't ever seen one?

[hypervision]

[headshakes] No, I've never seen anything like that before!

[420]

Here, watch.

[he digs around for one of the trays they used to bring the cupcakes here, holds it out all important link, and then flash! it is gone in a rainbow of colour, safely locked away in his sylladex.]

[hypervision]

Oh, wow! [He gives a happy applause--or rather, his handpuppets that he's wearing do so, at that awesome demonstration.]

[420]

I can get it out too. Here. You fuckin' watch.

[he digs into his sylladex once more, trying to remove the tray again, before it suddenly jets out, an innocent victim of the capricious whims of his sylladex system. Luckily the kid in front of him is tiny that he is in no danger of getting his by the flying death tray as it sails across the plaza.]

...

Whoops.

[hypervision]

Whoa! [Yikes that was close. Being tiny really does come in handy sometimes.] Does that happen a lot?

[420]

[He just laughs it off.]

Haha, sometimes. Sometimes shit just won't all come out like that fuckin' miracle ain't ready to happen yet. Sometimes it tosses all my stuff out at once. Then you all got a brother suddenly finding hisself covered in his ol' hornpile.

[hypervision]

Oh... [That just sounds really inconvenient.] ...What's a "hornpile"?

[420]

It's like a the sweetest, chillest spot for a brother to all get his cool down and thought over on at.

[hypervision]

Oh...I've never heard of anything like that before...

[420]

See, I'm starting to get my motherfuckin' realizing on here for the fuckin' fact being that you pinkie bros ain't all in the know about the motherfuckin' miracle that be a real good pile up.

[hypervision]

I guess so... [Must be an alien thing, then. :|a]

[420]

You wanna give it a fuckin' go?

[Sometimes the magic just has to be felt, you know?]

[hypervision]

[Well you've gotten him pretty curious about it now, so...]

Yeah, okay! Please show me!

[420]

[He nods, before stepping away from the stand. He needs a little room for this.

He reaches into his sylladex, for the flashing card containing all his horns. He withdraws it and--

TADA! With a great flash of colour the hornpile appears at his feet. It is literally a pile. Of horns.]

There, just all be getting your fuckin' gander on for that.

[hypervision]

Oh! [Now he gets what you mean by "hornpile". He leans over and tries to pick up one of the horns with curiosity.] Why do you have so many of these?

[420]

Cause what you all gotta be doing with these funny lil' bros is this.

[His hands shoot out, catching his new little friend before dumping him onto a prominent seat a top of the hornpile. And one that is done, he flops down on it too with a cacophony of honks and noise, stretching out.]

See. you chill.

[hypervision]

O-oh, I see... [...Sort of. He was not expecting to be picked up and placed on top of the pile, but there's so many of them that it's weird, but not completely impossible to sit here. He looks over to where Gamzee is stretched out on the pile by him, as if trying to figure out how in the world anyone would be able to find it that comfortable trying to lay on these things. Aliens sure are weird...]

[420]

[No, that is mostly Gamzee being weird.

But really, he looks incredibly chill laying there like that, soothed by each errant honk rather than annoyed.]

Ain't it the motherfuckin' best?

[hypervision]

I guess so... [Still not sold on if he can like it as much as you can, but at least this is still kind of fun as he picks up a horn by him and squeezes it once or twice. No way he would have been able to get away with making that much honking noise at home, that's for sure. ^^;;]