Lets blow this cupcake stand

[420]

Who: Feferi (fintastic) Gamzee (420) and you
Where: The plaza
When: All day on 4/20
Style: Any you wish, we will follow you.
Status: Open



If you visit the plaza today, Vatheon, you may come across an odd stand. It is definitely not the stand of the welcoming committee, but it is certainly inviting! And colourful!

Like, really colourful. A rainbow may or may not have thrown up on it.

The stand itself is covered in what can scientifically be called a metric shitton of cupcakes. Cupcakes. Cupcakes. God, so many cupcakes. They come in all sizes, colours, and smells. Though overall they do smell good. Really good.

A large sign above the stand happily proclaims --in hand-painted, colourful letters, finished with a royal smattering of glitter-- : CUPCAK-ES OnLy 420 BoOnBuCkS FR--E------E !!!

And the two young trolls attending the stand are ready to take your order. Cupcake anyone?


[OOC: To celebrate 4/20 --cause how could I not?-- Feferi and Gamzee have baked some cupcakes! All in the interest of cross-cultural friendship building and cause baking is kinda aces. They've got four kinds of cupcakes, and you are free to choose whichever your character will get.

Regular cupcakes: These are, well, regular cupcakes! The delicious kind. Lovely frosting, very nice taste, certainly a good thing to eat.

Faygo cupcakes: Oh god who put Faygo in these? Sorta shitty. But not as shitty as--

Oh god what is in these cupcakes: In the interests of catering to everyone's unique dietary needs, and also cause they got kinda silly and wanted to know if they could, Gamzee and Feferi have prepared an array of odd flavoured cupcakes. Ever had a fish cupcakes --is that tuna? dolphin? whale? who can say???-- A meat one? Is that catnip? Oh god what is in these?

Just go wild with whatever might be in these cupcakes. Feferi and Gamzee are very creative.

Sopor cupcakes: Oh no. Gamzee made these for his own private consumption, but somehow they ended up amongst the other cupcakes. Anyway, get one of these bad boys, and you'll be a little more mentally elevated than normal. That is to say high off your frigging rocker. Enjoy. The effects last for no more than three hours, and apart from a mild headache after, they leave no weird side-effects.

Feel absolutely free to threadjack or have multiple cupcakes. Replies can come from either Gamzee or Feferi or both.]

Comments

[accumula]

[ the Pokemon reaches it's stubby arms forward, trying in vain to reach the cupcakes. ] Whimsicott, behave! You'll get one soon.

[ and she smiles at Gamzee. ] Guess you've never seen a Pokemon before, right?

[420]

Is... is that lil' bro all fuckin' like a motherfuckin' chocobo?

[He knows about Chocobos! But nope, Pokemon are still special and weird to him.]

Shit, it all fuckin' be looking like... like some motherfuckin' cotton-candy-beast here. It's amazing.

[accumula]

Um... no! It's a Whimsicott. [ she looks up. ] Say hello!

[ and the ball of fluff gives a happy cry of it's name, raising an arm to mimic a wave. ]

[420]

Oh shit, it fuckin' speaks. Hey, lil' bro. Hey.

[Omg today is offical miracles.]

[accumula]

[ and watch the living cotton candy take A LEAP OF FATH TOWARDS THE TABLE... before Hilda catches him. he just wants cupcakes, man. ]

Woah, you're not going anywhere. Hey, do you think we could get a cupcake before she manages to eat the whole table?

[420]

Totally. Ain't no biggie.

[He picks up a cupcake, holding it out for the cute as fuckin' buttons cotton-candy-beast.]

There ya go, lil' bro.

[accumula]

[ and the Whimsicott digs in as Hilda puts her back on her head. ] Thanks! So you're really just giving these out for free? No catch?

[420]

[He thinks for a moment, and then his smile almost turns impish.]

Might be a motherfuckin' catch.

[accumula]

[ ...eyebrow raise... ] Okay, what is it? I mean, I have a bit of money if that's what you want.

[420]

[He shakes his head, holding out a cupcake.]

You gotta give me your name so we can all start being fuckin' bros.

[accumula]

[ oh! then have a smile as she takes the cupcake. ]

I'm Hilda! I just got here a few days ago. And who are you?

[420]

Gamzee. Been here for like all one of your human years.

[accumula]

A whole year? They really keep people for that long, huh... [ well. this sure is a detour from her goal, but okay. ]

So... hang on. You're not human?

[420]

[He reaches up, giving his long, goat-like horns a short tap.]

Nope. Ain't even all ever met any of you star monkies til I got to being here.

[accumula]

I guess that does explain the horns. [ a laugh. ] But I've never met someone that wasn't from Earth before!

[420]

I'm a troll. Bunch of us motherfuckers all being here now. It's good. This be a good hood.

[accumula]

Trolls... huh. You guys look a lot like humans- other than from the horns and skin, I mean! But yeah, this place is pretty nice.

How many of you are here?

[420]

Uuh.

[Rather than count out the number, he starts listing them on his fingers. Easier that way than abstract numbers. Well, for him, at least.]

Karkat, Equius, Tavbro, Nepeta, Vriska, Aradia, uh, Sollux, Feferi, -- fuck almost all forgot about my fine fishter -- Eridan, Kanaya and uh. Right. Me.

And for the adults, uh. Darkleer, Dualscar, Signless, -- you gotta meet that motherfucker, he's cool -- Summoner, Mindfang, Disciple, Helmsman, ugh him [his voice drops for a moment with sheer disgust before he continues on again.] And uh. Oh right. Aradia's ancestor. That were it I think.

[accumula]

[ blink blink. ] Wow. And I thought a lot of people from my world were here! That's pretty lucky.

[420]

Just all done got one sweet sister of mine to all be getting here when she will be fuckin' getting here. I'm sure she will some motherfuckin' day.