Lets blow this cupcake stand

[420]

Who: Feferi (fintastic) Gamzee (420) and you
Where: The plaza
When: All day on 4/20
Style: Any you wish, we will follow you.
Status: Open



If you visit the plaza today, Vatheon, you may come across an odd stand. It is definitely not the stand of the welcoming committee, but it is certainly inviting! And colourful!

Like, really colourful. A rainbow may or may not have thrown up on it.

The stand itself is covered in what can scientifically be called a metric shitton of cupcakes. Cupcakes. Cupcakes. God, so many cupcakes. They come in all sizes, colours, and smells. Though overall they do smell good. Really good.

A large sign above the stand happily proclaims --in hand-painted, colourful letters, finished with a royal smattering of glitter-- : CUPCAK-ES OnLy 420 BoOnBuCkS FR--E------E !!!

And the two young trolls attending the stand are ready to take your order. Cupcake anyone?


[OOC: To celebrate 4/20 --cause how could I not?-- Feferi and Gamzee have baked some cupcakes! All in the interest of cross-cultural friendship building and cause baking is kinda aces. They've got four kinds of cupcakes, and you are free to choose whichever your character will get.

Regular cupcakes: These are, well, regular cupcakes! The delicious kind. Lovely frosting, very nice taste, certainly a good thing to eat.

Faygo cupcakes: Oh god who put Faygo in these? Sorta shitty. But not as shitty as--

Oh god what is in these cupcakes: In the interests of catering to everyone's unique dietary needs, and also cause they got kinda silly and wanted to know if they could, Gamzee and Feferi have prepared an array of odd flavoured cupcakes. Ever had a fish cupcakes --is that tuna? dolphin? whale? who can say???-- A meat one? Is that catnip? Oh god what is in these?

Just go wild with whatever might be in these cupcakes. Feferi and Gamzee are very creative.

Sopor cupcakes: Oh no. Gamzee made these for his own private consumption, but somehow they ended up amongst the other cupcakes. Anyway, get one of these bad boys, and you'll be a little more mentally elevated than normal. That is to say high off your frigging rocker. Enjoy. The effects last for no more than three hours, and apart from a mild headache after, they leave no weird side-effects.

Feel absolutely free to threadjack or have multiple cupcakes. Replies can come from either Gamzee or Feferi or both.]

Comments

[savemegermany]

Si, si. I'd love one~!

[420]

[Gamzee plucks up a random one, holding it out to Italy.]

One motherfuckin' bite of paradise all coming right the fuck up.

[savemegermany]

[ Italy takes the cupcake. He does like pastries and hopes maybe he could get the recipe for it.

Then he takes a bite and starts sweating beads. ]

V-ve is this a jalapeno cupcake.....?

[420]

You dig it? We figured some motherfuckers may all be wanting for a ill slice of cake what all got it some motherfuckin' kick, you get?

[savemegermany]

I-it's kind of bad, but not as bad as England's cooking....

[420]

England your bro?

[He does not know about human countries and things!]

You wanna be trying another one? We got other shit too.

[savemegermany]

He's one of the other countries. His cooking is horrible!

[ he sets the half-eaten cupcake back down on the table. another one wouldn't be a bad idea. ]

Ve, do you have any that taste like pasta?

[420]

I dunno. Here, like, try this one.

[He presses another one into Italy's hand.]

Hey, what are like those fuckin' things what you all did mention... countries?

[savemegermany]

[ Italy looks at the cupcake, which looks normal enough, then looks back up to Gamzee. He'd never had to explain what a country was, just that he was one. ]

Ve~~~ [ incoming poor explanation ] The worlds divided up into countries and each country, like me, has land and people! And I'm Italy Veneziano, so North Italy's my home, the people my people.

[420]

... countries are people?

[savemegermany]

Where I'm from. Ve, I guess you could call me an avatar of one?

[420]

I don't all fuckin' get what this avatar shit is but if you say you are the motherfuckin' avatar, I believe you, brother.

[savemegermany]

[ Italy's face lights up. Another person who doesn't think he's crazy for saying he's a country! Though chances are, this 'avatar' business may be a misinterpretation, thanks to a fire bender running around here ]

Great! Because I'm telling the truth. What's your name then?

[420]

[Gamzee buys anything.]

Gamzee. Just call me Gamzee, yeah?

[savemegermany]

[ that works too. ]

Gamzee. I like that. Let's be friends~

[420]

You ain't got no idea how down I am with that. Fuckin' friendship miracles all happening up in this bitch.

[savemegermany]

[ all Italy heard from that was "Friendship" and "Yes". ]

Ve, that's great! A new friend!

[ yes, this is very exciting! ]

[420]

Fuck yeah!

[He holds out a fist. Come on, man. Bro-bunp.]

[savemegermany]

[ total brofist. ]

Ve, ve~~~