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[secondcoolest]

Who: VILLA PEEPS AND YOU
When: Curse 42 week shenanigans really
Where: the Villa
Style: whatever you want
Status: open!!

[ It's about that time again! More open log stuff at the Villa. Residents, friends of residents, and random passers by are all more than welcome to join in on the shenanigans. Go nuts kids. ]

Comments

[heartandsoul]

Um...okay!

[God, Miss Marie, why does it always have to be about sex?]

[goodlifechoices]

[ Really, mostly because the initial scare. The rest of it is motivated by Marie's biological clock because it has been going off for a while now. ]

Ah, once last thing? I know people are from different variations of events, so...

[ Marie, you can handle this. You can do it. Go, fight, win. ]

If you haven't had sex ed yet, you could talk to either Stein or myself about those things. There would be nothing to be embarrassed about. Any subject is okay.

[heartandsoul]

...[Dammit. So close to having a conversation without--]

We're not having sex. I'm not ready for that, Rin knows I'm not, and Kid...he's Kid! Just because we're in a relationship doesn't mean we're doing things like that.

...[And no, no no no no no, she's never telling Stein. She's never talking to Stein about this thing.]

[goodlifechoices]

I'm not saying that you are! Or that it would be wrong if you were!

[ Honestly, she's less worried about Kid because he will probably reproduce by budding or something rather than anything else. ]

It's perfectly normal either way.

[ HELP, SHE CAN'T DO THIS. Stein would actually be the better one of them to handle this. It wouldn't be nearly as mortifying. ]

But that part of education is important, particularly for a young woman.

[heartandsoul]

If you mean the possibility of getting pregnant, I've known about that for a long time. I mean, look at my parents, don't you think I've always known they were a bit young to have me? Mom was the same age I am now when she was pregnant...

[Wow, nostalgia.]

I've never heard of a case of pregnancy here in Vatheon either, and some have been here upwards of three years now.

[goodlifechoices]

There's more than just pregnancy to be concerned about. There's more reasons than that to learn, like STDs. Even if you are--

[ TRYING SO HARD NOT TO FLUSTER. She just has to keep telling herself that it's not a weird subject to talk to with Maka. Also, Maka is pretty much an adult now, just a young one and that's harder to process.

She's powering on through, though. ]

Even if you're virgins, that can be a very real issue. There's just a lot there to discuss.

[ Marie might set Stein after Maka with charts and something he helpfully dissected eventually because she's horrible at this. ]

[heartandsoul]

Rin doesn't have any diseases!

[Unless you consider being part demon an STD. But in that case, it was Yuri's infection.]

[goodlifechoices]

[ Help, help. She is failing. ]

I'm not saying that he does, but there are some that don't always affect the person that has them. And that could be an issue with any kind of intimate contact, too.

[heartandsoul]

...[Yep, good mood is soured.]

Miss Marie...none of this is making any sense.

hydok's zombie sex ed headcanon: ADOPTED

[goodlifechoices]

I was never the one in charge of that lesson plan.

It's not my field. Ohhh, where is Sid when you need him?

[heartandsoul]

We don't need him, I'm not having doing things like that with anybody, we don't have diseases of any type.

And--Miss Marie, why are we even talking about this? I'm almost an adult, it's none of your business what I'm doing with my boyfriend, even if you--[think you are]--are married to my dad. I'm responsible! I've been living without adult supervision for over a year now!

[And with these completely mature and adult rebuttal, Maka's going to take her leave.]