Goodies and trinkets and rumpets and bobs!

[stayb100ponyboy]

Who: Equius Zahhak and Gamzee Makara, with possible guest appearances by Darkleer
Location: The Hive of Inappropriate Touching and Hugs
Time: Backdated to Christmas morning
Style: STRONG and cLoWnY
Status: Closed

[Equius has been in Vatheon long enough to know that when the locals insist on you doing something, it's best to just listen and do what they say. So he dutifully hung up a stocking (a long, pin-striped one), although he's still not quite sure why, and made out with his matesprit under some mistletoe, and found some gifts for his friends. Then he curled up in bed like normal and went to sleep.]

[Which he still would be--asleep, that is--were it not for the sudden introduction of a heavy, feathery butt on his head and loud, excited kwehing in his ear. It seems the chocobos are awake and worked up about something.]

Comments

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Darkleer the chocobo is watching those flashing lights intensely, and Equius can feel him tensing up and getting ready to run in there and try to pluck them out of the air. He grabs hold of the chocobo's collar, restraining him, and watches Gamzee, deeply impressed by the flourishes and tricks he's doing. It's like watching him bake; there's something beautiful about watching someone find that zone and be completely in the moment.]

[420]

[It is a good thing Darkleer is being restrained by Equius. Gamzee is so lost to the motion of the clubs, that he would've never seen it coming.

He tries a few more tricks, but it is not until he tries a Mill's mess that his clubs drop again. But that's fine. He hadn't been yet been able to really master that at home either.]

These are so goddamn amazing.

[stayb100ponyboy]

You're really good at that.

[Equius is deeply impressed by his matesprit's skill! Now he wishes he'd made him some clubs sooner.]

[420]

[Gamzee laughs, shaking his head as he kicks the fallen clubs up again, before coming over to sit down by Equius once more.]

Nah. You should all like see the motherfuckers at the circus. They are fuckin' good.

[stayb100ponyboy]

You're the best I've seen.

[Equius lets go of Darkleer, who immediately starts nudging the fallen clubs with his beak.]

You must have practiced a lot to get that good.

[420]

[Gamzee picks up one of the clubs, idly flipping it over and over in his hand.]

Ain't up and much to fuckin' do when you are getting your wicked chill on waiting at a beach.

[stayb100ponyboy]

[... oh. Equius should have known that.]

So... has anyone else ever seen you juggle? You should show other people, I bet they'd like to see it too.

[420]

Huh, maybe? Never all got my thought on for it. Was too busy getting all up on all the fuckin' strife during the game to juggle.

[He looks pondersome.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

You should show people. I bet some of our other friends would like to see it.

[420]

Gotta up and fuckin' show them these bitchtits miracles you all made me anyway.

[Yes, guess who really really loves his christmas present. Best he ever got. Also only.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

Heh... no, I just made some juggling clubs.

[Equius leans in for a kiss.]

They're not miracles until you start using them.

[420]

Nah. I mean, fuck, how did you even all went to getting this things to get to lighting up like that? Miracles is what it is.

[No time for kisses, there are miracles afoot here, Equius!]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[There's always time for kisses, even if it's just on the cheek!]

Centrifugal force. Basically, the battery for the lights inside is powered by the action of throwing them up in the air. I specifically calibrated them so they'd only light up when being tossed and juggled. If you just threw one across the lawn, it wouldn't do anything.

[420]

[Gamzee's brows draw a little, before he presses his fingers against Equius' mouth.]

No, fuck that noise. Miracles.

[stayb100ponyboy]

Heh... okay.

[Equius smiles around the finger on his lips.]

Miracles.

[420]

Exactly. Now you all got it.

[Gamzee pulls away his fingers, replacing them with his lips.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[And kissing Gamzee will always be Equius' favorite miracle.]

[420]

[Good. It is Gamzee's as well.

Dropping the club to his lap, he reaches up to wind his arm loosely around Equius' neck instead, leaning into the kiss with a low, content purr.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Equius leans right back, enjoying the feel and taste of Gamzee on his lips. This is lovely, exactly what he wanted this morning, and he can feel the slippery metal of the necklace with Gamzee's sign against his skin.]

Maybe... maybe we should go inside?

[420]

Hmm? Sure.

[Gamzee reaches for all the clubs, captchalogueing them together on one card in his sylladex. These babies are getting nowhere near his strife deck.]

Wanna leave Darkleer here?

[stayb100ponyboy]

[As if on cue, Darkleer warks loudly and goes charging across the yard, intent on catching something only he and his little chocobo brain can see.]

Definitely.

[Equius stands up, his lips still tingling from Gamzee's kiss, and offers a hand.]

[420]

[Gamzee grabs his hand, using it to pull himself upright --seriously, like pulling himself up by a rock ledge-- leaning into his body.]

Aight. Seems like our lil featherbro is all amusing his wicked self anyway.

[stayb100ponyboy]

[That he is; Darkleer is currently hard at work tearing up one of the flower beds and letting the whole neighborhood know he's doing so at the top of his voice.]

[Equius shivers, just a little, as Gamzee leans against him.]

Maybe... maybe we could... go watch some movies or something?

[And by "watch movies," Equius means "make out on the couch."]

i just want you to know i nearly typed darkleer instead of equius. this dilf is killing me.

[420]

[What a coincidence; Gamzee loves watching movies on the couch.

By which we mean watching motion pictures depicting certain fictional events while seated on a comfortable piece of furniture.

But he also enjoys sticking his tongue down Equius's throat.]

Whatever you all want. Maybe one of your new ones?

incest taboo, you say? what is that?

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Well, Equius was trying to be subtle with his depiction of forecoming events, gosh!]

Mmmmm... no, not one of the new ones.

[He actually wants to watch those!]

How about one of your movies?