Goodies and trinkets and rumpets and bobs!

[stayb100ponyboy]

Who: Equius Zahhak and Gamzee Makara, with possible guest appearances by Darkleer
Location: The Hive of Inappropriate Touching and Hugs
Time: Backdated to Christmas morning
Style: STRONG and cLoWnY
Status: Closed

[Equius has been in Vatheon long enough to know that when the locals insist on you doing something, it's best to just listen and do what they say. So he dutifully hung up a stocking (a long, pin-striped one), although he's still not quite sure why, and made out with his matesprit under some mistletoe, and found some gifts for his friends. Then he curled up in bed like normal and went to sleep.]

[Which he still would be--asleep, that is--were it not for the sudden introduction of a heavy, feathery butt on his head and loud, excited kwehing in his ear. It seems the chocobos are awake and worked up about something.]

Comments

you should change that /chinhands

[aim_exorable]

[Thank god.]

[Darkleer doesn't say that aloud, however.]

The only reason I mention it is because we are now missing one pillow and I doubt we will see Gamzee for another few hours at least. If this is the sort of thing you need, don't hesitate to tell me of it.

[stayb100ponyboy]

... uh huh. I mean, yes sir.

[Equius will never ask Darkleer to get him a pail. Ever.]

Can we... just eat breakfast now? Or something?

[Anything?]

[aim_exorable]

Of course.

[And then they never spoke of this ever again.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Oh, did Darkleer think it would be that easy? Because Equius has another question. He just needs to distraction of eating while he mulls over how to ask it.]

Darkleer?

[aim_exorable]

[Having sons is a horrible and fantastic experience. Right now mostly the former. Darkleer looks up.]

Yes?

[stayb100ponyboy]

[There's no way to ask this except to just blurt it out. Which is exactly what Equius does.]

How old were you when you got enough control over your STRENGTH that it stopped being an issue and you could pail someone?

[Why yes, Darkleer, Equius just did basically ask you when you lost your virginity.]

1/2

[aim_exorable]

2/3 I lied

[aim_exorable]

[WELP]

[IT'S HIS DESCENDENT ALRIGHT]

[LACK OF SOCIAL TACT JUST LIKE DA'.]

[aim_exorable]

I would say... around eight sweeps, or nearing that. Then again, it was more circumstances that decided it than when I had any control over myself.

[It was also something of a disaster. Oh, his first flushed romance... Wasn't that just a perfect disaster?]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Oh, of course, the drones. Equius should have known.]

Well, when did you get enough control that you could... make it good for the other troll?

[Wow, that sure is an interesting piece of toast! Better examine it with all the intensity of a burning sun!]

[aim_exorable]

...Equius, eat your breakfast.

[NOT EVER ANSWERING THAT.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

... yes, sir.