First Invasion - In which there is one drenched Irken

[zim]

Characters: ZIM and anyone
Location: The plaza
Time: Around noon...?
Style: Any~
Status: OPEN

[If you decide it is a nice day to take a walk around the city and somehow happen to cross the plaza, you may come across an interesting scene. There is a short, green and wet person that seems to be very busy trashing around on the floor, running in circles and, well... Screaming.]

THE BURNING! THE BURNIIING!! Pain, oh horrible PAIN!

[He has not noticed yet, but right at that moment Zim is making a scene out in the open without even wearing his disguise. And that is how the short alien stops his flailing for a bit to point up at nothing in particular and yell on.]

Horrible, Earthen LIQUID! How DARE you do this to ZIM?! YOU WILL PAY HORRIBLY FOR THIS!!

Comments

[jokerofcrime]

[GOD, IT'S LIKE PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN NAP AND PLOT HOSTILE TAKEOVERS IN PEACE ANYMORE. The problem with having food readily available, however, means... Fewer hostile takeovers. More naps. And more eating.

And more irritation at being disturbed from his PRECIOUS BEAUTY REST.]

HEY! KEEP IT DOWN, WOULDJA? SOME OF US ARE TRYIN' TO CATNAP HERE.

[Yep. Meowth can flail and scream too. And, you know, he'd be more understanding since he entered Vatheon MUCH THE SAME WAY, but no. He is an idiot and a hypocrite. And, uh... George Bush doesn't like green people. Or something.

Wait.

...Paaause.

...Staaare.

Yep. That is officially the ugliest bug Pokemon EVER. Wow.]

[zim]

[And he stops abruptly to glare, antennae twitching in irritation.]

What?! HOW DARE YOU START YELLING AT ZIm, FUR-BEAST?!

[jokerofcrime]

[BITCH, YOU DID NOT JUST... That's an insult? Really? Wow. Still, Meowth is going to take GREAT OFFENSE TO THIS.]

WHY DON'TCHA WATCH WHO YOU'RE YELLIN' AT, YOU LITTLE WORM. THIS JOINT AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO TALKIN' POKEMON. [He stops yelling and preens.] And between you 'n me, I got more commercial appeal anyway.

[That poor, poor fourth wall.]

[zim]

[Still glaring. But clearly looking confused.]

Poke-eye-man? What sort of silly species is that supposed to be even? Are you from planet Blorch?

[jokerofcrime]

[Dumbass stare of dumbassery. HEY, THAT ALSO SOUNDS LIKE AN INSULT.]

Heh! I'm from earth, wise guy. The only one 'round here who looks like he oughta be from another planet is you. [Occasionally, Meowth hits the nail on the head! Too bad he's too stupid to realize he's talking to an alien. MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A REALLY CONFUSED TALKING POKEMON. HE FORGETS HE'S A POKEMON SOMETIMES TOO.]

[zim]

[And that glaring turns into a frown.]

But of course I'm not from that turning pile of dirt called Earth!

[jokerofcrime]

[....] Huh? [WOW. WHAT A CRAZY RANDOM HAPPENSTANCE... This is Meowth. This is Meowth flailing.] What the- You mean you really are an alien? [Yeah, Meowth. You are officially THE MOST STUPID.

But man, those gears in his head sure are turning now. And suddenly he's all nice. Because he's a manipulative bastard.] Well, now you're stuck in a turnin' pile o' water. Tough break, huh? Good thing I know my way around here. [No, he doesn't.]

[zim]

[Back to glaring. Zim may be a moron himselfm but he is an Irken moron. But then again, what was that about how one can never have enough evil minions...?

Have a smallish green alien cross his arms.]

You want to work for Zim?

[jokerofcrime]

[...Sure.

Let's go with that.]

More like an equal partnership. You scratch my back and I scratch yours. Bet if we put our heads together, there ain't nothin' in this underwater dump we can't do.