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[otaku_hitman]

Who: Travis fucking Touchdown and everyone.
Where: By the coral (though anywhere nearby is good)
When: Monday afternoon
Warnings: cursing, lewd behavior, uh. everything. just everything.
Style: starting in prose. Can go for whatever
Status: Open like Travis's pants.

To say Travis was having a bad day was an understatement. Last thing he remembered was fighting that stupid little fucker, Jasper Batt Jr, then falling off the top floor of the Pizza Batt building. And now he woke up sitting in the fountain. He fished for his tinted sunglasses, only to find one of the lenses has completely cracked. "Fuck." Yeah, he died and went to hell. Given his luck, they only showed shounen anime here and there weren't any pretty women.

He stood up, making sure he was still all in one piece, then dug out his cell. Dead and water-logged. "FUCK!" Well, since when would cellphones actually work in hell anyway? Stupid, stupid, stupid. At least he was pretty sure his beam katanas would still work. Whatever Naomi did, she made them work no matter what the hell happened to him, and Travis always took a huge beating. Every time. Guaranteed. He took one of the katana off his belt.

click.

Shit, out of batteries. He took both hands and began shaking it up and down like one of those flashlights that recharge by shaking. Sure enough, the thing recharged and out came a perfect beam katana. "Sweet".

Now that was taken care of. "Where the hell am I?"

[ ooc: tag me up, please? ]

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[yellowglasses]

She's not sure what the really weird shaking of his beam katana was for, or what that weapon even was, but he was a new person to Vatheon and Chie had already decided to help out some newcomers today. Approaching him (though cautiously, I mean the guy has a weapon on him), she held a towel out to the guy.

"Here, you might need this. Er..Welcome to Vatheon!" She still didn't have greeting people to some unfamiliar dome under the sea down yet. Nobody ever took it in a good way no matter how you went about explaining such a bizarre thing.

[otaku_hitman]

Travis looked up. Cute girl, Japanese-looking, school uniform. Sweet. Okay, maybe this place wasn't so bad. She didn't fall into the moe category, but she sure was cute.

He clipped the katana back on his belt and took the towel, rubbing his hair dry before he stopped and stared at Chie, not because she was pretty but because of what she said. "The hell's a Vatheon?"

[yellowglasses]

"This city is Vatheon." Chie put her hands on her hips, thinking about the day she arrived here. It felt so far away now, as if it hadn't been two or so months. Ridiculous how slow time felt like it was moving when you were trapped under the sea without seeing your best friend.

"I know it'll sound crazy, I didn't believe it at first either, but you're sort of...well, trapped under the sea. This place is sort of like a more modern Atlantis." She pointed upward as she explained, and then led her finger to the coral behind the man. "That coral brings people here, so I'm told."

[otaku_hitman]

"Atlantis?" She had to be off her rocker. At least she was cute. He turned to see where she had pointed and sure enough, there was a huge piece of coral there. He turned back to her.

"The coral did this," Travis asked, disbelieving, thumbing at the coral over his shoulder. "I must be dreaming or some shit." Well he did just fall off the top floor of an office building. He was more likely dead than dreaming, though with his luck, he was probably alive and bruised, laying on the street, unconscious.

[yellowglasses]

She didn't like that disbelieving look Travis was giving her. This was yet another reason why Chie had not really greeted many newcomers to Vatheon, they didn't want to believe anything they were told. She sighed, trying to think of a sure way to explain it without sounding even more delusional.

"I wish I could say this was all a dream, but I've been stuck here for two months. If you're still not buying the Atlantis stuff, you're welcome to take the elevator up to the island and see for yourself. We really are under the sea."

[otaku_hitman]

"Two fucking months?" Travis stared again. Great. Well he'd been in weirder situations, and why would a cute Japanese school girl lie to him anyway? The cute ones were the most reliable, of course.

And besides, it was hard to deny the fish swimming around the city. A freaking bubble city. "Well shit." It even had an elevator up to an island. Seriously.

wow i did all my tags but chie's yesterday on accident

[yellowglasses]

"Some of my friends have been here for even longer than that, actually. There seems to be no way out of this place."

Yep, you lucked out getting Chie instead of someone who would lie to you. But even if someone lied about how Vatheon was, it wouldn't do much but give them a short amusement probably until Travis managed to figure out everything. Not much point.

"O-Oh, right I should introduce myself, shouldn't I? I'm Chie Satonaka, nice to meet you."

All The CR Forever!

[booyaka_boom]

Shopping for groceries just had to be done. Kenshin was running out of sake, and Moses was running out of cat food and treats. Meanwhile Selphie was running out of sweet foods, and she'd randomly decided to pick herself up a new colour of lipstick while she was at it. She didn't wear it often, but sometimes she liked to treat herself. And besides, a certain someone might think that was nice.

She was distracted by a flash of light, and she turned swiftly to see where it was coming from. Then she spotted the soaking wet, and slightly confused-looking man. Always happy to help out the newcomers, Selphie lifted a hand full of shopping bags and waved, before trotting over, "Hey!"

Sweet

[otaku_hitman]

Travis looked over at the voice, clipping his beam katana back on his belt. Oh well look at that. A cute chick in a very very short dress (jumper, whatever). She looked a bit too young for him. While he thought high school girls were cute, he had his limits. He didn't want to be that old man in the pornos, getting it on with kids half his age.

And she wasn't exactly the moe type, either. That really got him going.

And even more so, she was out shopping. Well at least that was a rather normal thing to do. "Hey," he said back.

<3!

[booyaka_boom]

Selphie noted just what it was that had made that bright light, and she was glad when he put it away. She wasn't ready for a fight, nor did she think there should even be any kind of fight. Selphie's height was always a confusion in terms of her age. That, and her personality. Some people had mistaken her to be only 15 at times, and she wasn't sure if that was always a good thing or not. At 19, she certainly felt more mature than all that, especially given what she'd been through.

But here she was, apparently not considered a threat by the man, and she waved, "Hi! Welcome to Vatheon!" Selphie looked down at her hands, trying to figure out how to juggle her bags so that she could shake his hand.

:)

[otaku_hitman]

Well if he knew that, things might change. Maybe not. She still looked 15, and he certainly wasn't the pedo next door in those pornos.

He stared at her for a moment. Well this wasn't Santa Destroy anymore. That place was a hell-hole anyway. But here? "The hell's a Vatheon? Is this even near California?" She was kidding, right?

:)~

[booyaka_boom]

Selphie tilted her head at him, and mimicked him a little, "The hell's a California?" Yes, she's deadly serious, because she's never heard of that in all her life. He's as alien to her as Vatheon and she is to him.

:3

[otaku_hitman]

"You fucking serious?" he asked back. How could she not know about California. Hot California girls. Good weather. So close to Japan for all the anime babes he could want. Oh, right, and that hell-hole he called a home. He could leave that last one out. True that people simply left Santa Destroy and never looked back, but this seemed a bit extreme.

"Shit, I must be dead."

C:

[sandvich_good]

[Hi Mr. Assassin, meet Mr. Mercenary.]

You are in city called Vatheon.

[Also, have a towel being thrown at you, Travis.]

:)

[otaku_hitman]

[ he catches the towel pretty easily with rather sharp reflexes. He notes the action, remembering the last Russian he fought was trying to kill him with a laser on a satellite in space. At least this one doesn't look that crazy. ]

Where the hell is Vatheon?

<3

[sandvich_good]

[The giant Russian shrugs.]

All I know is that is under sea. Not even sure if this is our world.

<3!

[otaku_hitman]

You're shitting me. So what, we're in one of those shitty sci-fi movies SyFy shows Saturday afternoon?

[ he looks up. there are fish up there. how did they get up there? ]

Or some bad movie about Atlantis?

<3!

[sandvich_good]

I do not know. However, everything you would want to know about city should be here.

[And Heavy hands him the brochure with all the information on the city.]

Might be a bit old, but covers most of the things here.

:3

[otaku_hitman]

Reading's for children. [ takes it anyway, maybe for later.

Okay, so maybe he's a bit curious. He opens up the pamphlet and the first thing he sees is... ]

'City in a bubble under water'... who writes this shit?

[heartandsoul]

[........Right, that was quite a display. Definitely not a Demon Weapon if he was shaking it, but still, kind of nifty. Maka wants to get a closer look...and also notes that the new arrival is a bit annoyed about losing some of his things.]

Hey, don't worry about it, you can replace your glasses easily here. [Screw tossing a towel, she's going to walk right up and present it to him.] You, um, might need this.

[otaku_hitman]

[ Travis does like to put on a show. Quite a showman he is, though he doesn't have the manners to match. He twirls the katana surprisingly gracefully in his hand before re-clipping it to his belt. He looks up at the girl. Young and pretty. Sweet. Not moe, but very very cute. ]

Too bad I'm fucking broke. [ she looks a bit like Kimmy, but Kimmy was dead and this is definitely not Santa Destroy. He takes the towel with a grin and rubs his hair. ]

[heartandsoul]

[Oh fun, this one has a foul mouth too. Perhaps he should befriend Karkat...wait, Karkat hates everyone. Instead she smiles back and shakes her head.]

No, no, everything's free here! At least, it's free if you present the tattoo you've got.

[otaku_hitman]

[ this doesn't even begin to show his bad mouth. ]

You fucking serious? Free?

[heartandsoul]

Yup! Housing, food, clothes--anything and everything! You see, you get a tattoo somewhere on your body when you arrive here--[she then pulls up her shirt slightly to show the mark on her stomach]--it signifies that you're a foreigner, and the natives will give you completely free services when they see it.

...Do you need another towel?

[otaku_hitman]

[ he's still stuck on the free stuff--- and that she just pulled up her shirt (even if slightly) ] Sweet. [ free is like his best friend.

wait a second.... ]

What's the catch? There's always a catch.