Out and About

[devwocean]

Characters: Orphaner Dualscar and open
Location: Pretty much anywhere you want, including his hive.
Time: During the day
Style: Any
Status: Open

[Dualscar's been mostly staying home for the last couple of days since the Grand Highblood arrived, but he can't stay in forever - for several reasons.

1. He's not a wiggler.

2. The Condesce is there and he doesn't want her to think he's a wiggler.

3. They need groceries.

So he ventures out for the first time in a while, striding purposefully through the streets with an eye out for anything big, purple, and hairy.

Not that he's scared, though. Oh no. Definitely not.]

Comments

[devwocean]

[Wow, this is weird. He keeps on walking, trying to ignore the strange singing insect, until he locates a deserted alley and ducks into it.]

Wwhy are you fuckin' serenading me?

[He whispers to the insect, keeping an eye out all around him. Last thing he wants is for someone to see him talking to himself]

[lyrewings]

[Why not? You look like you could use some music!]

[Also, you are purple. He is also purple. This is an excellent reason to be friends!]

[Butterfly stays quiet, fanning his wings lazily from his perch.]

[devwocean]

[OK, now it's not saying anything. And he's starting to feel like he might be going crazy]

Ugh, just push off!

[lyrewings]

[Oh, Butterfly likes you, crabby guy!]

Jump around, get up and get down,
Jump around, jump around,
Jump up and get down,
Jump up, jump up and get down!

[devwocean]

Shut up! [Oops, that was maybe a little loud. He reaches up to his horn and tries to flick off - or crush - the stupid insect]

[lyrewings]

[WHAT? Gosh, what a jerk! Butterfly retracts his previous statement about liking you, crabby guy, and flutters up onto the alley wall, just out of reach.]

I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job,
I'm your average, white suburbanite slob,
I like football and porno and books about war,
I've got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor

[He can't remember the rest of the song, but it's totally what he thinks of you right now, crabby guy! The other purple giants with horns were much better.]