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01 - Detharrival
Who: Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Sufferer, and anybody else
What: A new arrival has come to the city
Where: Plaza
When: June 29th
Style: Action, but I can match.
Status: Open!
Gaaaaah! Oh, what now.
[It had not bee a good few hours. Skwisgaar nearly died. Again. Instead, it was Ofdensen. He probably saved them all, yet again, and this time he died. He was attending the funeral, watching the flames claim the body of his manager, when suddenly everything jumped around and he landed in this totally different place, soaking wet.]
Oh-kay guys, dis isn't funny.
[It's obvious he's somewhere else, but where? And what's this star shaped thing? and there's a pamphlet with it? This is all too weird. And wet. Welp, there's only one thing to do when you have no idea what to do. Skwisgaar picks up his Gibson Explorer, sits down, and starts running through some speed scales.]
What: A new arrival has come to the city
Where: Plaza
When: June 29th
Style: Action, but I can match.
Status: Open!
Gaaaaah! Oh, what now.
[It had not bee a good few hours. Skwisgaar nearly died. Again. Instead, it was Ofdensen. He probably saved them all, yet again, and this time he died. He was attending the funeral, watching the flames claim the body of his manager, when suddenly everything jumped around and he landed in this totally different place, soaking wet.]
Oh-kay guys, dis isn't funny.
[It's obvious he's somewhere else, but where? And what's this star shaped thing? and there's a pamphlet with it? This is all too weird. And wet. Welp, there's only one thing to do when you have no idea what to do. Skwisgaar picks up his Gibson Explorer, sits down, and starts running through some speed scales.]
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Scales has like, a hundred billion keys. And modes. You know what, I'll just have you play for me sometime and I'll see what you know.
If you can do two scales though I guess you're better than Tokis. Dat guy can't play for sh♪t.
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A hundred billion?
[Sufferer is pretty sure that's nonsense, but he can't say for sure.]
Sure, I'd be happy to play for you sometime. And who is Toki? Is he a friend of yours?
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[He responds far too quickly to that. Way to keep it from being obvious, Skwisgaar.]
I have no friends. Can't affords to have friends this days. He's my band mate. He is the rhythm guitar, and he SUCKS at it.
stop making me want to app Toki, dammit
You can't have friends if you're in a band? That sounds very sad.
But Ayzee, skandinavian bros.
[Skandinavian Brroooosss]
hnnng
[Seriously, he doesn't get it.]
And if you have so much money, can't you give some of it away to try and find who your real friends are, or make friends with people who have just as much?
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[Not even going to touch the volcano accident thing.]
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Agch, no. Our manager hired him to be a celebrities double. So he and the doubles went out pretending to be me and my band, and sos if someone tried to kills us then our doubles would be the ones that got killed instead. And then we became friends. Doubles is are the bests friends a guy could have, becuase they's you.
[Ahh, good memories. Except for the lava burns, the accidental shotgun blast...]
haha, now I remember the episode he's talking about!
Heh. Just rewatched that one with xenguin last night.
[Just staring for a moment, attempting to follow the logic there.]
Well... maybe I's needs to reevaluate some things then.
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[But with that admittance, Sufferer is going to leave the subject of friendship alone for now.]
Have you found a place to stay yet?
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[He... hasn't read the welcome brochure, okay?]
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That would normally be a good idea, but I don't think anyone is coming for you. That's not how things work around here.
The best part about this accent is disguiseing typos!
it's great
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So how does we gets back?
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That's the thing, Skwisgaar... you can't.
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[How many ladies, is more like it. He's got some math to do. He can sit around and practice guitar pretty much indefinitely without much of an issue, but he has some, uh, hobbies. Hobbies that might not be sustainable with his usual habit of not revisiting certain... beds.]
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[He... still hasn't figured out that Sufferer isn't wearing makeup and prosthetics...]
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[Sufferer just assumed Skwisgaar knew!]
I'm a troll.
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[It's nothing personal, you know, it's just that the only troll he's met was the hundred feet tall Mustakrakish. Maybe lake trolls are just a bigger type of troll?]
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I'm pretty short for a troll, but we come in all sizes. You'll meet other, bigger ones soon, I'm sure.
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[Priorites.]
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It's Metal. Is music? Like... wait. Youse a troll, so youse don't knows what metals is, right? I mena, they have to has metal in this place.
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It's just somethink I'll have to fix den! Thanksa for your help Suffer-or.
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