[Good, because it would be hard to explain why they were using the volcano to brew 50,000 gallons of coffee.]

Agch, no. Our manager hired him to be a celebrities double. So he and the doubles went out pretending to be me and my band, and sos if someone tried to kills us then our doubles would be the ones that got killed instead. And then we became friends. Doubles is are the bests friends a guy could have, becuase they's you.

[Ahh, good memories. Except for the lava burns, the accidental shotgun blast...]