01 - Detharrival

[skwisklok]

Who: Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Sufferer, and anybody else
What: A new arrival has come to the city
Where: Plaza
When: June 29th
Style: Action, but I can match.
Status: Open!

Gaaaaah! Oh, what now.

[It had not bee a good few hours. Skwisgaar nearly died. Again. Instead, it was Ofdensen. He probably saved them all, yet again, and this time he died. He was attending the funeral, watching the flames claim the body of his manager, when suddenly everything jumped around and he landed in this totally different place, soaking wet.]

Oh-kay guys, dis isn't funny.

[It's obvious he's somewhere else, but where? And what's this star shaped thing? and there's a pamphlet with it? This is all too weird. And wet. Welp, there's only one thing to do when you have no idea what to do. Skwisgaar picks up his Gibson Explorer, sits down, and starts running through some speed scales.]

Comments

[skwisklok]

Ahh, no. I probably should stays here. That's what Nathan and Ofdensen always said to do if we get lost just, stays wheres you are, wait for klokateers to come, Ja.

[He... hasn't read the welcome brochure, okay?]

[onlyasign]

[Oh dear.]

That would normally be a good idea, but I don't think anyone is coming for you. That's not how things work around here.

The best part about this accent is disguiseing typos!

[skwisklok]

I don't think youse understands? They're pretty presistant.

it's great

[onlyasign]

I believe you, but it doesn't make a difference. You're here to stay, at least for now. [Sufferer gestures to the pamphlet nearby that everyone gets.] Did you read that?

[skwisklok]

Well now, I just- No. I did not. I should probably do that, Ja.

[onlyasign]

It would help, I think.

[skwisklok]

[He's reading it now, albeit with a little difficulty. Not so much with comprehension as with the linguistics. Sure, Vatheon's translation system means that he gets the meanings well, but he's still saying a few things aloud like "dime-neesion" and "forige-ners". He really can't be helped there though. Also obvious is the fact that he's skimming. There's a lot of boring stuff about living spaces and districts and history and he's just not interested enough at the moment.]

So how does we gets back?

[onlyasign]

[Awww, the poor guy, he doesn't read well! Sufferer makes a mental note to offer to help him get better at it, once he's settled in a bit more.]

That's the thing, Skwisgaar... you can't.

[skwisklok]

....Ah. Soooo.... that f♩cking sucks. So we just live here and sit around . How big is dis place? Like... hows many peoples are trapped here wit us?

[How many ladies, is more like it. He's got some math to do. He can sit around and practice guitar pretty much indefinitely without much of an issue, but he has some, uh, hobbies. Hobbies that might not be sustainable with his usual habit of not revisiting certain... beds.]

[onlyasign]

I'm... not sure, exactly. The bubble's population fluctuates a lot, so it's hard to know for sure. Especially if you just want to know about humans and not all the other races that live here.

[skwisklok]

Other races? Like what?

[He... still hasn't figured out that Sufferer isn't wearing makeup and prosthetics...]

[onlyasign]

Like... me?

[Sufferer just assumed Skwisgaar knew!]

I'm a troll.

[skwisklok]

Aren't yous a bit small for a troll?

[It's nothing personal, you know, it's just that the only troll he's met was the hundred feet tall Mustakrakish. Maybe lake trolls are just a bigger type of troll?]

[onlyasign]

[Sufferer doesn't know anything about Scandinavian lake trolls, but Skwisgaar is not inaccurate in calling him small.]

I'm pretty short for a troll, but we come in all sizes. You'll meet other, bigger ones soon, I'm sure.

[skwisklok]

Oh. Sos.... youse ain't a metal fan then?

[Priorites.]

[onlyasign]

I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean. I know what metal is, but... I don't think you're using the word to mean steel or iron or anything like that.

[skwisklok]

I, buts, Hows is that, I don't knows and...

It's Metal. Is music? Like... wait. Youse a troll, so youse don't knows what metals is, right? I mena, they have to has metal in this place.

[onlyasign]

I don't know, I really don't know that much about music. Maybe? You'd have to ask around.

[skwisklok]

Sorrys I's... just a little bit uncomfortable wit the idea of a place what has no metal.

It's just somethink I'll have to fix den! Thanksa for your help Suffer-or.

[onlyasign]

You're welcome! Good luck, Skwisgaar.