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PUPPY POOOOOWEEEERRRR
Who: Jade and YOU +10 robot puppies
When: TODAY. RIGHT NOW, IN YOUR HOMETOWN.
Where: Starting in the neighborhood of wherever-the-hell the Villa is and ending up in the park
Style: Action
Status: Open!
[So Jade had locked herself up pretty tight in her workshop after that disaster of a conversation with Cronus, it sounded like she was ripping up metal in there. What was she doing?
Dismantling a robot and making it into several smaller robot puppies.
Yes. Robot puppies. Fat ones, teeny ones, ones that climb on rocks! Or shoot lasers. It's been very therapeutic for Jade.
However, puppies get rambunctious. So rambunctious that they want to go out and play, and for all of Jade's spatial manipulating powers, she can't make a workshop big enough to contain these puppies. That's why they're busting out of her workshop and stampeding across the way to find ADVENTURE!!!
Meanwhile Jade is vaguely floating after them but she ultimately decides to not contain them for now. After all, she deactivated the lasers, what's wrong with letting the puppies play?]
When: TODAY. RIGHT NOW, IN YOUR HOMETOWN.
Where: Starting in the neighborhood of wherever-the-hell the Villa is and ending up in the park
Style: Action
Status: Open!
[So Jade had locked herself up pretty tight in her workshop after that disaster of a conversation with Cronus, it sounded like she was ripping up metal in there. What was she doing?
Dismantling a robot and making it into several smaller robot puppies.
Yes. Robot puppies. Fat ones, teeny ones, ones that climb on rocks! Or shoot lasers. It's been very therapeutic for Jade.
However, puppies get rambunctious. So rambunctious that they want to go out and play, and for all of Jade's spatial manipulating powers, she can't make a workshop big enough to contain these puppies. That's why they're busting out of her workshop and stampeding across the way to find ADVENTURE!!!
Meanwhile Jade is vaguely floating after them but she ultimately decides to not contain them for now. After all, she deactivated the lasers, what's wrong with letting the puppies play?]
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OBJECTION: Fetch [CLASSIFIED] objects for owner
[It wags its tail.]
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[And she comes over to give it a bellyrub just because.]
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[When it's taken too long for his dog to return, Darkleer eventually checks its progress... and kind of just facepalms. Hi Jade, there is a new text for you!]
D --> Hello Miss Harley
D --> I understand you have found one of my robots
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All righty, taking a moment to answer back while the pups are distracted by robored.]
hello, darkleer
ummmmm
yes, my robopuppies decided to go out for a walk and we met up with him
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D --> They're an interesting design, by the way
D --> When did you make them?
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i had been working on them the past while after
well
a troll pissed me the hell off
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D --> I'm quite impressed
D --> Ah
D --> I suppose I could reasonably guess who
D --> Have you thought about attaching shock devices to the individuals who aggravate you?
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......
i have not thought about that before
i should try that, its a good idea
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D --> I do not mind offering it
D --> As far as I am concerned there is always time to teach a seadweller his place
D --> Which is away from your trousers at all times
D --> You just need to make something small that could be attached relatively unnoticed
D --> Getting close to him shouldn't be a problem
D --> If he is anything like his alternate (?) self
D --> Then you really just need to bat your eyelashes at him
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bluh the idea of getting close to him like that makes me ill
but it will have to do
would programming it so it automatically shocks when he starts hitting on me or a set amount of people be too much?
:\ i do not like the idea of him bugging dave and davesprite again
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D --> But it may be difficult to accomplish
D --> Perhaps it would be easier to simple make activation devices which receive a signal and hand them out to those you care about?
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people could even request a controller, in that case
maybe he can be trained to not make shitty unwanted advances
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D --> If you need assistance with anything please let me know
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you are so nice, darkleer!
...
i suppose i should send back your robodog now huh
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D --> So long as you can pry your woofbeasts away from mine
[It doesn't look to be an easy task. Robored is looking pretty happy there...]
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[She'll start with putting the pups in sleepmode and crouching in front of Robored to wheedle sweet nothings at it like "Darkleer would reeeeally like it if you finished your task before playing with the pups" and "you can play with the pups later when we work on our special 'punish Cronus' project!"]
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[With a bit of reluctance and its tail between its leg, Robored slowly starts to get up, nudging the puppies closer together.]
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