PUPPY POOOOOWEEEERRRR

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Who: Jade and YOU +10 robot puppies
When: TODAY. RIGHT NOW, IN YOUR HOMETOWN.
Where: Starting in the neighborhood of wherever-the-hell the Villa is and ending up in the park
Style: Action
Status: Open!

[So Jade had locked herself up pretty tight in her workshop after that disaster of a conversation with Cronus, it sounded like she was ripping up metal in there. What was she doing?

Dismantling a robot and making it into several smaller robot puppies.

Yes. Robot puppies. Fat ones, teeny ones, ones that climb on rocks! Or shoot lasers. It's been very therapeutic for Jade.

However, puppies get rambunctious. So rambunctious that they want to go out and play, and for all of Jade's spatial manipulating powers, she can't make a workshop big enough to contain these puppies. That's why they're busting out of her workshop and stampeding across the way to find ADVENTURE!!!

Meanwhile Jade is vaguely floating after them but she ultimately decides to not contain them for now. After all, she deactivated the lasers, what's wrong with letting the puppies play?]

Comments

[timebender]

[ The last thing Aradia expected while exploring the full width and breadth of the bubble was...

Okay, she wasn't expecting a lot of the things she found here. So far, having a small robotic barkbeast offspring jumping up to try and get at the edge of her wing was probably the most unique. But how can she be mad at something that's so cute? Kneeling down, she holds her hand out to it, not sure if a robot puppy can sniff, but giving it a go anyway. ]

Well hello there! What are you doing out here all alone?

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[Alone, well, not for long--other robot puppies join in to see what their puppy brethren is distracted by.

One could almost say she's being swarmed. Which is exactly when Jade finds her.]

Oh! [Now that's a troll she hasn't seen in a long time!] Aradia! When did you get here? --Um--I see you found my robots.

[Thank goodness she deactivated the lasers.]

[timebender]

[ Oh no! This is terrible! It's too much cute to handle, Aradia almost bowls over laughing, keeping her balance only with her wings. ]

They found me, actually! Hello again Jade, I just arrived a day or two ago.

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Oh boy. Sorry I didn't greet you, I was blowing off some steam...making these guys, as a matter of fact!

[What a funny story!!!]

Pups! Sit!

[And just like that, the robopups obediently stop jumping around and sit, tails still wagging but quiet nonetheless.]

I suppose I can count this as a test run for them.

[howamanlives]

[and there's Masaru, walking right into their path as he's heading back to the Villa]

... whoa! Where the heck did these little guys come from?!

[spacecase]

[SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. THEY SEE A HUMAN, THEY MUST JUMP AT IT AND DEMAND ATTENTION.]

Oh my god, look out!

[howamanlives]

[OH MY GOD THERE'S TOO MANY! DOWN HE GOES!]

Ahhhh... AHAHAHAHAHA! You guys like to play rough, huh?

[looks like he's not all that bothered by it... he grins and starts play wrestling with one of the puppies, keeping sure to be gentle so he doesn't break... whatever they are]

[aim_exorable]

[Hello puppies! Here is a dog!]

[Another robocanine, as a matter of fact, only this one is larger and sleeker, designed after a greyhound with red lines running through it. Darkleer sent it down originally to get him something since he is up on the island, but for some reason it is distracted!]

[===> Robodog Red: bounce into a play position]

[Darkleer is going to sigh when he sees what this dog has been up to...]

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[DOGE! GROWNUP DOGE!

==> Robopuppies: Proceed to climb on and/or nip at grownup doge]

[Jade, however, is delighted to see it.]

Oh gosh, you're one of Darkleer's robots! What are you doing out here?

[aim_exorable]

[Being the silliest out of pretty much all of Darkleer's robots, the dog rolls onto its back to get closer to the robopuppies. Once Jade speaks, however, it twists a bit so it can stare at her. Its eyes light up and display a projection- not too unlike some of her old computers, really.]

OBJECTION: Fetch [CLASSIFIED] objects for owner

[It wags its tail.]

[replicatedcourage]

[Omg puppies!

Sola had been taking a break from his deliveries to play his ocarina on a nearby bench when he was assailed by metallic paws and electronic barking. They're so cute! With a grin, the Hylian starts up a much more peppy tune and dances around with the constructed pups, uncaring as to their make or where they came from or anything, just having fun.]

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[...And Jade sure wasn't expecting to find her pups getting funky with a friend, but hey, they look like they're having fun.

She considers getting Sola's attention, but instead watches for a moment before joining in the rhythm with clapping.]

[replicatedcourage]

[Sola leads the puppies around in a circle, getting them to not only prance around with him, but prance around Jade too as she claps along! He finishes the song with gusto and looks at Jade with a bright smile, flushed from the activity of dancing around.]

Are they what you were working on?

[diehardreaper]

[ So he was walking along, minding his business when suddenly, there is a fierce yipping and barking over the horizon. Ronnie looks up quick enough to catch sight of those puppies but is unable to step out of the way and finds himself the target of those wagging tails and fat metallic paws. ]

Wh... what the-- are these dogs?! Why're they so bleeding hard?!

[ REAPER DOWN. I REPEAT. REAPER DOWN. ]

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Pups! Stop!

[And just like that, each and every one of the puppies freezes in place, beeping madly as they--one by one--lie down on the ground.]

God, I'm so sorry, are you okay?

[diehardreaper]

[ He's still on his back, looking up at her when the puppies finally call off their assault. ]

Miss Harley?

[ Sitting up now and brushing himself off. ]

Yeah, yeah m'alright... [ His attention's on one of the pups though, tilting his head to get a better look at them. ] Never seen puppies like those before...

[stridercentric]

[Bro was just chilling on a bench in the park, minding his own business when- holy shit, robot puppies. And here he thought Darkleer's dog was impressive. Puppies are even better.

He watches them approach from a distance, then raises his thumb and index finger to his mouth to release a sharp, high-pitched whistle. That's bound to get their attention.

Here puppies! Come to Bro!]

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[Now the thing about whistling is Jade still has dog ears so--

The puppies come charging up to the source of the sound, but Jade teleports into existence right in front of them. She looks just as confused as what compulsed her to come to fast as Bro might be.]

...Um hi.

[That's okay, the puppies are still skittering around the ankles of the two, yapping excitedly.]

[stridercentric]

[Oh, whoah, hello there floating dog girl. Bro sure wasn't expecting you. He stares up at her, eyebrows contracting lightly. Dog ears, Sburby outfit, black hair, glasses... He's preeetty sure he's facing Jade Harley, here.]

Sup. ...These your robopuppies?

[ms_potts]

[Pepper had been taking a nice relaxing walk...

UNTIL SUDDENLY PUPPIES!

She laughs in surprise as she watches the mob]

well that's certainly something you don't see every day.

[spacecase]

[LADY! LADY! HI LADY! No puppies can't resist bouncing around a nice-looking lady demanding attention, much to Jade's ever-present concern.]

W-well I did not mean for them to come out at all.

[ms_potts]

[She laughs, crouching down to get a closer look at the critters]

It seems they have a lot of energy to run off.

[shippingmath]

[When the puppies come running toward him, Dirk doesn't do anything to play with them. He doesn't even smile, the cold-hearted kid that he is. Instead, he just leans down to pick one up and starts examining it.]

Huh. Who made you?

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Me!

[Jade nobody is used to you flashing in front of them like that.]

It was me! Hi Dirk!

[shippingmath]

[Dirk almost threw the puppy at her. It takes him a moment to lower it.]

Jesus dick, Harley. Don't do that.