♑ 21; Boobs. Boobs will be all.

[420]

I
GoT TiTs.
...
I GuEsS ThAt iS AlL ThErE Be tO SaY On tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN MaTtEr.












I WoNdEr iF I CoUlD JuSt...


HoNk.
HeHe.
HoNkHoNk.
HaHaHaH.
HoNk.
WoAh, ShIt, ThEsE ThInGs fEeL GrEaT.
HaHa, WoW.



[ooc: yes, whoops, this was supposed to be in the network comm. LETS PRETEND IT IS.]

Comments

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

GAMZEE, STOP THAT
STOP
THOSE BOOBS AREN'T EVEN YOURS.
WHOSE BODY ARE YOU IN?

[aim_exorable]

D --> Gamzee stop that, please.
D --> What are you doing?

[TEXT]

[420]

I'M In sOmE OtHeR BrO'S HuSk?

[Sorry, man. He noticed boobs and then stopped thinking. He hasn't peeked at a mirror yet.]

[voice]

[likehell]

[This is Maka momentarily forgetting she's in a guy's body to scold troll star god.]

G-Gamzee, stop doing that. It's rude to touch a girl's chest without her permission even if you ARE in her body.

[420]

MoThErFuCkEr, ChEcK It!
SoMe mIrAcLe fLeSh mOuNdS DiD AlL GeT To aPpEaRiNg oN My hUsK.
LiKe wOaH.
HoW DoEs tHaT EvEn aLl fUcKiN HaPpEn, YoU KnOw?

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

YES, YOU PAN STUNTED TURD WHEEL.
DID YOU EVEN BOTHER TO LOOK DOWN BEYOND YOUR CHEST
OR DOES THE ALL ENCOMPASSING MAJESTY OF SOME CHICK'S BOOBS OVERRIDE ANYTHING APPROACHING RATIONAL THOUGHT IN YOUR SPONGE.
WHO THE HELL CAN'T EVEN BE ASSED TO NOTICE IF HIS OWN SHIRT IS DIFFERENT IN THAT SITUATION???

[aim_exorable]

D --> Gamzee have you looked in the nearest mirror

[voice]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Hear that, Gamzee? Instead of an upset tirade in your matesprit's voice, you are now being treated to the sound of jingling bells. They're jingling rather fast and aggressively, but they're still just... bells. There are no words here.]

[thekidsare0kay]

2hit.
i'm in a pink m0nkey girl'2 b0dy and i d0n't even have b00b2 f0r 20me rea20n.




i can't believe i typed that.

[TEXT]

[420]

WeReN'T ReAlLy wEaRiNg oNe aLl tOo lOnG, hAhA.
BuT SeE, mY GoOd bRoThEr, It bE SoUnDiNg tO Me lIkE YoU JuSt gOt yOuR HaRsH On
CaUsE YoU AiN'T GoT SoMe rUmBlE SpHeReS To lAy pRoNg aT.
It's cHiLl.
YoU CaN ToUcH MiNe.
:o)

[420]

No.
WhY WoUlD A MoThErFuCkEr aLl dO ThAt?


[You have seen his hair right? You know Gamzee doesn't spend much time admiring himself in the mirror apart from make-up application.]

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

SFGDHJK
NO
FUCKING NO, GAMZEE.
PUT YOUR FUCKING SHIRT BACK ON, THEN GO LOOK AT A MIRROR, SPECIFICALLY IN THAT ORDER
THEN TELL ME WHOSE BODY YOU'RE IN.

[voice]

[420]

[aaaa, hearing weird voices again.]

Weren't all meaning nothing unmannerly at... it...


[Wait. That doesn't sound like his voice. At all.]

Woahahah glub.

[aim_exorable]

D --> If you have something you do not normally have
D --> Such as additions to your chest
D --> Then it is possible your body is not the same as it normally was
D --> And you should inspect yourself to see what else is different

[He has to explain this. Sigh. Oh son.]

[voice]

[420]

Uuhhhh.

[Shit, he has angered the doorbell gods.]

[420]

WaIt.
YoU GoT SoMe cHiCa's hUsK To bE CaLlInG YoUrS?
I JuSt gOt tItS.


[And an urgent need to check out a mirror.]

[TEXT] 1/3

[420]

AiGhT AiGhT.
JuSt lEmMe aLl

[420]

[Ok, ok, time to find a mirror. Man, his fuckin' hive looks all sorts of odd today. But it's cool, he can roll with it.

Mirror, mirror, mi-- Ah, there is one! Lets just take a gander at this


Oh.]

[Video] 3/3

[420]

B-bro. Uh.

[That is... Feferi. Kinda. Very un-Feferi expression. And those fins are sure wide and kinda flapping, half shocked, half in lingering excitement.

Also, Gamzee skipped your precious shirt step, man. Whatever.]

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

I SAID PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!
OH MY GOD.
TURN OFF THE DAMN VIDEO AND DRESS, YOU ASSWIPE.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR RIDICULOUS CLOWN GODS, DO NOT USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO TOUCH FEFERI'S BOOBS MORE.

[420]

MoThErFuCkEr, SoMeTiMeS YoU JuSt aLl gOtTa bE LeTtInG ThE MiRaClEs uNvEiL ThEmSeLvEs aS ThEy bE SeEiNg wHaT FiT, yOu gEt mE?
CaN'T Up aNd rUsH ThAt sHiT.
BuT It's cHiLl.
LeMmE Go aNd gEt gAnDeR Up aT MySeLf.

[aim_exorable]

D --> And sometimes you should rush
D --> Just
D --> I will wait then

[Video]

[420]

Okay.

[Kinda pausing and then adding.]


... they be real fuckin' fine, you know.

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, i'm like, 2h0rt, and my hair i2 pink.
y0u ju2t g0t b00b2?

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

GAMZEE, AS YOUR MOIRAIL AND YOUR LEADER, I FUCKING FORBID YOU FROM EVER TALKING ABOUT FEFERI'S BOOBS AGAIN.
NOW TURN OFF YOUR STUPID SFC AND PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON.
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT, JEGUS CHRIST.