♑ | Gamzee and beach parties!

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[The first part of this post is a network text, backdated slightly to yesterday.]

AiGhT, lIkE, i hAd mE SoMe hElLa sWeEt pLaN AlL FoRmInG In mY PaN HeRe wHaT I WaNnA PuT To yOu pEePs, So iF YoU CoUlD Be aS To lEnD Me yOuR MoThErFuCkIn hEaRdUcTs tHaT'D Be cOoL.
So
A MoThErFuCkEr cOuLdN'T HeLp bUt gEt hIs nOtIcE On fOr wHaT SoRt oF BiTcHtItS WeAtHeR We'vE BeEn bLeSsEd wItH.
GeTs a bRoThEr aLl sOrTs oF In tHe rIgHt fUcKiN MoOd fOr cHiLlIn oN ThE BeAcH AnD FiNdInG HiS WiCkEd zOnE, yOu gEt mE, cAuSe sHiT If tHeRe aIn't aLl bEiNg nO PlAcE BeTtEr tHaN ThE MoThErFuCkIn bEaCh fOr sPeNdInG YoU TiMe aT
BuT ThEn i wAs tHiNkInG LiKe, MoThErFuCk, I CoUlD Up aNd bE SpEnDiNg tHaT SwEeT TiMe oN My mOtHeRfUcKiN LoNeSoMe, FeElInG LiKe sOmE KiNdA GrEeDyTiTtIeD NiNa sTeAlInG Up aLl a tHoSe bEaUtIfUl mIrAcLeS FoR MySeLf.
Or i cOuLd iNvItE YoU BrOs aLoNg
So, ToMoRrOw i'm gOnNa fUcKiN ChIlL AlL DaY On tHe bEaCh aNd aNy oF YoU MoThErFuCkErS WhAt wAnTs tO BuIlD SoMe sIcKnAsTy pArTy wItH A BrO ShOuLd dRoP On bY AnD ThEn mAyBe wE CaN AlL HaVe sOmE FuCkIn fUn tOgEtHeR.
:o)


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[True to Gamzee's word, on Sunday afternoon, there is indeed stuff on the beach fit for a beach party. Which, lets all be honest here, is something we should congratulate him on cause the chances of him forgetting a party he suggested in the first place are about 42.0% .

It is very clearly not a strictly organized beach party however. A variety of beach related things (seriously, the shopkeepers were hella awesome here and had gladly helped Gamzee bring up a whole load of shit he hadn't even known existed) lay strewn on the sand, everything from beach balls to small, colourful shovels for sand castle building (no buckets, wow, what was he, some kinda perv?) to various drink coolers stocked with faygo, faygo, some more faygo, and just for the people wanting something different, some faygo too.

Hope you like faygo.

Or brought your own drinks.

But seriously, anything you might need to have fun at a beach party is there (except, as mentioned, tiny plastic buckets, please this is a very culturally sensitive beach party) up to a few surf boards, even. So grab whatever you want, find a friend or make a new one, and have some fun.]



[ooc: Please treat this post as your general mingle log! Gamzee invited everybody, so come on up, grab a cold faygo and have fun.]

Comments

OCEAN

[devwocean]

[As if Dualscar could possibly pass up an opportunity to be half-naked and in the water for the enjoyment of those who might be watching. He surfaces, water streaming off his skin, and pauses with his head out of the water to watch someone surfing with a thoughtful expression on his face.]

imagine the Jaws theme playing very, very quietly

[onlyasign]

[Yes yes, Dualscar, we all get it, you're very sexy, wakka wakka.]

[Someone is wearing his Zora tunic and sneaking up behind the tall seadweller from under the water. Daaaaaaah dump... daaaaaah dump....]

Heeee

[devwocean]

[You know it's true. Dualscar's fins flick upwards as he senses the approach of a sea creature beneath the waves, and he drops down suddenly, his legs kicking powerfully as he twists to look around.

His eyes widen when he sees Signless, and he smiles a moment later, getting over his startlement, and he flicks his fins automatically, as if trying to communicate.

A second later, he remembers Signless probably can't understand that, and he points upwards to tell him to surface.]

[onlyasign]

[Awww, fun killer! Sufferer was going to lunge up out of the water at him! Because doing that to someone who lives in the water and deals with dangerous aquatic animals on a regular basis isn't a bad idea at all!]

[Sufferer makes no move to surface; he saw how Dualscar's fins twitched and is suddenly fascinated by it. Was he trying to communicate with them? Sufferer motions towards the side of his own face, then points at Dualscar's fins. Say it again!]

[devwocean]

[Good thing Dualscar's not totally oblivious! He blinks at the gestures, and flicks his fins in a pattern again, looking a bit self-conscious. He didn't mean to show this to a land dweller.]

[onlyasign]

[Well now Dualscar is in for it, because not only did he show a land dweller, he showed a land dweller who thinks it's very interesting and is bringing his own hands to the sides of his face and trying to imitate what Dualscar just did. Yep, look what you've done, Dualscar. Just look what you've done.]

[devwocean]

[Dualscar stares at him wiggling his fingers with an expression of dawning horror. Does he really look that silly?

He grabs Signless' hand and kicks upwards, bringing them both up to the surface.]

Wwhat the fuck are you doin'?

[onlyasign]

Talking!

[Someone is completely impervious to his moirail's bitchy highblood moods, and is grinning happily.]

What was I saying?

[devwocean]

[Dualscar rolls his eyes. He's inclined to be bitchy about it, because it's a bit off-putting for a lowblood to be trying to play in his world in quite this way.

But Signless' grin and cheerful attitude softens his disapproval, and he smiles ruefully]

You told me you're an ignorant fish.

[onlyasign]

That's not what you said!

[Sufferer reaches up to touch one of Dualscar's fins.]

Seriously, what did you say?

[devwocean]

[Dualscar's fins quiver under Signless' touch and he hmphs a little.]

I said wwe should go up to the surface so wwe can actually talk properly.

for some reason, these icons are totally appropriate for this conversation

[onlyasign]

Ah.

[Sufferer keeps one hand on Dualscar's fin, and brings his other hand to the side of his face, spreading his fingers to try and make it look like a fin.]

Do it again.

Because they're silly XD

[devwocean]

[Dualscar hesitates.] You knoww, technically I'm not supposed to teach you this. [He looks around, though really, who's going to object? All the other sea dwellers in the city are young.] But all right...I'll showw you a feww things.

[zipperlips]

[And then someone touches dat ass

Or not. But one of the beach balls from shore does nearly bounce off his horn as he comes up out of the water.]

[devwocean]

[You know you want it, bone boy

He twitches as the brightly coloured orb shoots past his fin and he turns, scowling to see who the culprit is!]

[zipperlips]

[The culprit is very obvious, because the culprit is not at all trying to hide his guilt. He's standing at the shoreline, looking in Dualscar's direction. When he sees that the seatroll is looking toward him, he waves, then mimes a throwing gesture. Dualscar should totally toss that back to him.]

[devwocean]

[Dualscar scowls and dives, grabbing the ball from underneath and throwing it back as hard as he can, straight at Kurloz' head]

[zipperlips]

[Whoops, looks like he made Dualscar mad. Kurloz does manage to duck the ball, but it whiffs his hair and manages to fly straight between his horns. He goes to retrieve the ball, and flips Dualscar off while he's at it. He's still smiling, though, so maybe it's supposed to be friendly? He even starts coming back toward the water once he has the ball again.]

[devwocean]

[Dualscar isn't sure what to make of the flipping off with smiling thing, but he doesn't take it in a friendly way. In fact, Kurloz is surely mocking him! He swims closer, sinking deeper into the water so only his eyes and horns show]

[zipperlips]

[Well, he is, but Dualscar is supposed to take it as friendly mocking! Or something. He's really just poking at the highblood hornet nest. He keeps a careful eye on Dualscar as the seatroll swims closer, but he doesn't step back any.]

[devwocean]

[As hard the other trolls in the city might have tried to educate him, Dualscar is truly poor at recognizing friendly mocking and differentiating it from regular mocking. As he gets closer, he raises his own fingers in a universal signal, his eyes still right at the waterline. After all, it's not as though asking Kurloz what he meant would even be worthwhile.]

[zipperlips]

[Wow, Dualscar, rude. But Kurloz smiles anyway, because that is just a bit ridiculous. And he lobs the ball back at the seatroll, though gently. It's not aimed to hit, just to splash down into the water near him, though if it does, it's certainly not a throw that would do any damage.]

[devwocean]

[Dualscar rises up and reaches out to catch the ball instead of letting it splash into the water. He hesitates, confused. Wasn't Kurloz playing a game on the shore? This seems like an invitation, and he steps up out of the water, approaching the indigo. His gills open and close as he expels the last of the water from his lungs and changes to breathing air, and he lobs the ball back at Kurloz]

Are you invvitin' me to play wwith you or just messin about for no reason?

[zipperlips]

[Since it isn't being thrown at his head, Kurloz catches the ball easily, and hangs onto it again for the moment. He pauses to consider for a moment, but then holds up one finger. He bets Dualscar would try to throw something at him again if he said it was the second one, even if that kind of is what he's doing.]

[devwocean]

Hmm.

[He climbs out of the water, walking up the beach towards the indigo]

Wwell, I'll throww a ball wwith you, if you wwant.