Happy Birthday to Me

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Who: Lea and everyone in Vatheon
What: This is how you celebrate birthdays, right?
Where: All over Vatheon
When: Backdated before Happy McMurder Mysteryfest, on the 26th, all day
Status: Open

[Hello, resident Vatheonites! So you're just wandering through Vatheon, going about your business- maybe coming out of a store after shopping, or just taking a walk, or looking for something to do...]

[And suddenly a sleigh being pulled by a bunch of giant birds screeches to a stop in front of you.]

[(Those birds would be Chocobos, by the way, and they come in a bunch of different colors, from a very large and aggravated yellow leading, to an excited looking red, to a calm brown, a jittery blue and inquisitive green...)]

[A certain redheaded youth with facial tattoos grins like a loon and leans over the the edge of it. Apparently, he's the driver, and boy does he have a question for you!]

Do you like cake?

[Even if the sleigh doesn't stop for you in particular, Lea can be seen riding his sleigh all over Vatheon, looking ridiculously delighted.]

Comments

[stayb100ponyboy]

No, go ahead.

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You guys seem fucked up enough.

[stayb100ponyboy]

I'm sorry?

[Say what?]

[prominence_glow]

Think about it, man. You don't think it's a liiiiiittle messed up? The creepy giant clown who needs a therapist is supposed to be normal where you're from, right?

[stayb100ponyboy]

He's... a bit of an exception.

[prominence_glow]

What about conquering planet stuff? What about that?

[stayb100ponyboy]

That's what trolls have always done. We conquer other planets and expand the Empire.

[prominence_glow]

Yeah, well, it's a douchey thing to do. Vatheon's been doing pretty well without anyone conquering it.

Besides... the scient- okay maybe it's not the best comparison.

[stayb100ponyboy]

But...

[Equius stops. He can't really argue with what Lea is saying, especially not after witnessing the Condesce's thankfully brief time in Vatheon.]

It's not like it matters. The Empire doesn't exist any longer anyway.