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[crackpotcrocker]

Who: Denzel the Magical Genie and you
Where: Everywhere
When: Whenever
Style: Up to you
Status: Open

Denzel the genie had been rather disappointed, despite now having his very own magical powers; he was bound by the rules of the genie. Inside his magical lamp sitting on his sofa reading a book, "I wonder if this is how Norm felt."


James and Snape had already been Crocker's masters. Denzel lounges about till some other loser rubs his lamp. That might just appear anywhere.

^{(Warning don't be vague, you probably won't get what you wished for~)}

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[420]

And it seems a next loser is ready to line up.

Gamzee doesn't find the lamp, as much as it find him. Suddenly. In the high grass. Causing him to trip over it. He rubs his goat-snout for a moment, before he glances back, trying to figure out what he tripped on. He tilts his head curiously when he fishes up the lamp, staring dully at it for a few moments before his face lights up.

Oh!

This must be it!

This must be one of those fuckin' trinkets Feferi was looking for early in the week.

Bitchin'. He could just give this one to her. Better to clean it a little first though. Get it all sorts of motherfuckin' shiny for his best dragon-sis.

Rubbing the lamp enthusiastically against his belly-fur, Gamzee tries to make it shine again and clean off the dirt collected on it. Oh, if only he knew.

[crackpotcrocker]

Whoosh! "Hello insert name here, I am - CROCKER OF THE LAMP!" Slightly spazzing, "So, who are you and what are your three wishes?"

[420]

HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN' MESSIAHS AND ALL THEIR JOKES.

"Woah!"

Gamzee bleat-honks loudly in surprise and then he is tipping backwards, his legs locked up. Ah, the difficulty life of a fainting goat faun.

sorry!

[crackpotcrocker]

Denzel has an evil snicker, "Gee, you're graceful, speaking of which that was sarcasm."

[420]

"Naw, I'm Gamzee."

Is that a joke? Is it stupidity? Nobody knows with Gamzee. Nobody.

[crackpotcrocker]

"Look, now that you awoken me Gamzee, what are your three wishes?"

[420]

"Wishes?" He laughs for a moment. "Shit, I fuckin' get wishes. That's hella cool."

[undie_boss]

And another loser isn't enough of a loser to rub it. Eikichi's in a bad rut. He chased off all the mice but still hadn't gotten paid. He was pissed. They promised him 10,000 yen! That was A LOT of money he didn't have in his pocket. Stupid locals. He'd drive demons into the city if he could get one to form a pact with him. Buuuut that would require finding a demon and one that found him interesting enough to form a pact.

And so Eikichi punted the lamp in anger.

sorry

[crackpotcrocker]

Denzel the Genie finds himself rolling inside his house and suddenly appears, "You know it's appreciated if you rub the lamp. Hands on his hips.

all good :D

[undie_boss]

"The hell?!" Eikichi shouted, preparing for battle. All he really had was a flute, and that wasn't worth much. Maybe he could charm the angry genie. The hell kind of genie was this anyway? Weren't genies cute girls like in that American show? No, of course not. And with Eikichi's luck, he'd get a cranky old genie who seemed vaguely familiar.

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[crackpotcrocker]

Denzel states to himself, "Why is it that people seem to find a genie magically coming out of a lamp strange and everything else around seems to be normal. Denzel raises a brow, really you're going to fight a genie of the lamp?

:3

[undie_boss]

Eikichi paused. Was this looney talking to himself? At this point, he just wasn't sure anymore. Why was it so weird to see a genie come out of a lamp? It was a popular western legend, but then again, Eikichi wasn't western. He was Japanese, despite his attire saying otherwise.

Now genies were supposed to grant wishes, right? There was the temptation to demand some, but Eikichi wasn't entirely sure they'd come out right, given how weird and crazy this one was.

He shrugged at the question and moved to resort to negotiations. He wasn't as good at this as Tatsuya was, but what the hell. "I could always sing instead. I'm amazing like that."

[crackpotcrocker]

"I could beat you either way, anyways." Ahem, all powerful genie here. Denzel was wondering when the other was going to request some wishing if they didn't he was going to get ticked off because someone kicked his lamp and woke him up, "Anyways, I am Crocker of the Magical Lamp!" Pause, "And you are-?"

[undie_boss]

Well that wasn't the expected response. Cranky creature trying to cramp his style. There was always the option to lay down the law, but then came the opportunity to talk about his favorite subject. HIMSELF.

"I'm the Great Eikichi~," he replied, practically sparkling as he hugged himself.

[crackpotcrocker]

Genie Crocker raises a brow, "And what's so 'great' about you?"

[undie_boss]

"Everything~" he replied smugly. "I've got the looks and a voice that makes the ladies swoon."