third clover

[fourleafed]

Who: Yotsuba and YOU!
Where: at the park
When: backdated to July 21st
What: Supervillain Yotsuba is 'holding up' people in the park. With a water gun.
Style: action

[If you happen to be in the park on Sunday, you might see Yotsuba running around with her water gun. You'll also either see her run up to people and say the following, or it will happen to you.]

Freeze! Don't even think about moving!

Comments

[fourleafed]

[She responds by squirting the squirt gun at him.]

[sewdamncute]

[She might be small like Nanako, but she wasn't anywhere near as cute as Senpai's little sister. He uses his free hand to wipe the water from his face before snatching the squirt gun from her chubby hands and breaking it.]

That wasn't nice, little girl.

[fourleafed]

[WOW RUDE

Yotsuba responds as any five-year-old would: by wibbling and bursting into tears.]

[sewdamncute]

[God. Damn. It. And now there's the guilt. He can't stand to see girls cry, even little obnoxious ones like this one. Tucking her under his arm, he rifles through his jacket, producing a tiny, pink plush rabbit that he shoves in her face.]

Take this. Stop crying. And don't try to steal from grown ups again. [Not that he's a grown up at sixteen, but she doesn't need to know that, okay.]

[fourleafed]

[She stops crying when she has the small rabbit. She's so surprised at suddenly getting an adorable toy that all she can do is stare down at it.

She also missed everything Kanji said, but she isn't crying anymore at least?

But then she looks up at Kanji.]

I get to keep it?

[sewdamncute]

[Now that she's not crying and trying to rob him, he can see that she's just as cute as Nanako-chan. And she's looking up at him with an adorable expression as she clutches the rabbit.]

Y-yeah, you can have it. Just... Don't try to rob me again, okay?

[fourleafed]

[She's still giving him a blank look.]

Rob you? But I was gonna tell you to play games with me.

[She has no need for your money, Kanji. She barely understands what money is.

She totally was going to rob him, though. Just for things like ice cream and toys, not money.]

[sewdamncute]

[Good thing she doesn't want money, because he's still trying to find ways to make it himself in this strange city.]

Then you don't need that squirt gun. You just ask people to play with you. Although, you should probably be careful who you ask. Some people might be perverts and then I'd have to kill them.

[fourleafed]

Where's the perverts?! I'll stop them!

[Look at her, karate-chopping the air with her free hand (she's holding the rabbit in her other hand) while looking around forany suspicious characters.]

[sewdamncute]

There ain't any here now, kid. You just...enjoy your rabbit, okay. [Gotta resist the urge to rub her hair. She's cute now that she's not pointing a squirt gun at him.]