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[ex_fintastic398]

Who: Feferi and ["victim" names here!]
When: 2/6, varying times of day
Where: all over the bubble
Style: action/prose/interpretive dance
Status: open like crazy

[ So maybe today is the day you decided to leave a window open. Maybe you don't even have windows at the moment. Or did you leave your stuff lying around? Turn your back on your belongings for just a few minutes?

Well today is your (un)lucky day. With all the stealth of a bulldozer, a big pink dragon has snuck up and started rooting through your things, stuck her head in your window, and is now making a general nuisance of herself.

It's also possible you've simply run into her on the way to and from somewhere. There's still a rather big, hungry-looking dragon in your way.

What do you do? ]

Comments

[ex_fintastic398]

Oh, I don't know! Pretty ones, shiny ones... anything shiny or sparkly that maybe nobody else needs anymore!

[420]

Like stardust.

[He'd offer her some of that but his pouch of it had been in his sylladex and goats don't have sylladexes!]

You done found any yet?

[ex_fintastic398]

A little bit, but not much! I'm sure there's more around here somewhere.

[420]

You be wanting a fuckin' hand?

[Hey, goats are not exactly the busiest creatures in the whole fairy tale forest. He has time. If she wants someone to help out, he is there for that. And if there is one guy that knows about finding and getting distracted by sparkly stuff, it is Gamzee.]

[ex_fintastic398]

That would be wonderful! What if you rode around on my back? Then you wouldn't have to worry about falling over!

[420]

[His eyes go wide. Wider. And then widest at that suggestion. Oh he could be getting a bitchtits ride on top of a dragon. Holy fuck.]

You sure you cool with that? I could all be keepin' my best fuckin' gander on at for shiny shit for you.

[ex_fintastic398]

Of course I'm cool with that! Come here, I'll help you up!

[ She holds out one big taloned paw, as if to lift him up that way. ]

[420]

[Woah that sure is a big paw. Maybe he should think this over--

Haha, who are we kidding. Gamzee doesn't have the good survival instincts the good lord gave toast: he is totally fine with her picking him up like this.]

[ex_fintastic398]

[ She's very careful as she lifts him up to place him on her haunches! ]

There you go! Get comfortable!

[420]

[He certainly will! He definitely has the very best mount right now. WOW players all over would be fuckin' jealous for the bitchin' mount he has going on here.

It doesn't take long though before he climbing up higher along her neck. And when he rests one steadying hand on her horn, it is almost like he can taste and feel the sea again.]

Just like being all my motherfuckin' lusus.

[ex_fintastic398]

[ She doesn't really seem bothered, but takes extra care not to bob her head too much. ]

Hold on tight! It's too bad we can't go for a swim right now, then it would be perfect.

[420]

Motherfuck, that would done've been the ballest thing.

[He does hold on tight, wrapping his arms around one of her horns for balance.]

not, y'know. Actual loot for game plot purposes.

[ex_fintastic398]

If we can find some water, then we will so go for a swim together! You know you can always ask for a ride if you want one!

[ Bam!

You receive loot: [ Reins of the Adorabubble Dragon-Troll ].

Enjoy it while it lasts! ]