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[ex_fintastic398]

Who: Feferi and ["victim" names here!]
When: 2/6, varying times of day
Where: all over the bubble
Style: action/prose/interpretive dance
Status: open like crazy

[ So maybe today is the day you decided to leave a window open. Maybe you don't even have windows at the moment. Or did you leave your stuff lying around? Turn your back on your belongings for just a few minutes?

Well today is your (un)lucky day. With all the stealth of a bulldozer, a big pink dragon has snuck up and started rooting through your things, stuck her head in your window, and is now making a general nuisance of herself.

It's also possible you've simply run into her on the way to and from somewhere. There's still a rather big, hungry-looking dragon in your way.

What do you do? ]

Comments

[aim_exorable]

[> Darkleer: Bap to establish dominance]

[What, did you think Darkleer would back away from a dragon? Please. He is an old troll and has seen crazier things in his time in the Archeradicators. Besides, he has the two young ones to watch over, even if he is still getting a bit used to this horse body himself.]

[He at least has the art of standing quite under control, which is good because he wants to use his full warhorse-centaur-lusus height as he smacks the dragon right on the snout with a wooden spoon. Uh, hey, he was trying to make breakfast here.]

Excuse you.

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Ow!

[ Well that was unexpected. She rears back and rubs her snout with the back of one taloned foot, before she dips her head right back in again. ]

That hurt!

[aim_exorable]

[...Oh. Oh dear.]

[Once he recognizes that voice, Darkleer immediately holds up his hands innocently. Without his glasses, which the bubble has seen fit to rob him of, the panic and worry is rather apparent in his eyes.]

I apologize, Heiress, I was under the impression you were a threat of sorts. Please forgive me.

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[ It doesn't really take much to get her to brighten considerably, smiling as much as a giant lizard can smile. ]

It's okay! It just hurt is all. But I promise I'm a good dragon, I was just looking for some spare trinkets is all!

[aim_exorable]

Trinkets?

[With the knowledge that he isn't going to be punished- just an instinctual reaction after all this time- Darkleer raises an eyebrow and lowers his hands.]

What manner of trinkets are you looking for?

[420]

[No windows or hives here! Just a clown-troll-turned-goat-faun standing there, his face slack as he zones. Eventually he hears the very subtle shuffling behind him though and he peeks over his shoulder.

Oh. Dragon.

...

Dragon

Gamzee jumps in surprise with a mighty bleathonk and then his legs, those damned weird goat-stilts, seem to stiffen underneath him and he is flat on his face, his legs poking out in the weirdest directions.]

[ex_fintastic398]

[ Even if recognition doesn't set in immediately, Feferi is still very concerned for the small creature she's apparently inadvertently frightened. She hadn't even noticed it was there until it made a noise. It takes barely even a step for her to be close enough to hunker down and nudge it with her nose. ]

Hello, are you okay??

[420]

[though his legs might have locked up, Gamzee was perfectly concious throughout. He still isn't entirely sure why they do that, must be a goat-ass thing, but he is starting to get used to suddenly being on his stomach or back.

Her snout pressing against his back is equal parts ticklish and equal parts scary until that voice comes and-- hey, he knows that voice!]

Feferi? Sis, fuck, is that you?

your bendy icons are fantastic...

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Gamzee! Oh my cod, I didn't hurt you, didn't? I wasn't trying to frighten you, not on porpoise!

Gamzee doesn't know what joints are!

[420]

No biggie. I'm cool.

[His legs twitch for a moment, before the muscle unlock and he can roll onto his back, staring up at her, gesturing with his hands.]

Haha, these lil' fuckers just all up and fuckin' do that. I ain't even fuckin' get how it works.

[saiyan_prince]

[As far as Vegeta could tell, he was perfectly normal... other than an increased desire to climb things. He scowls down at the dragon poking around from his perch.]

What?

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Oh! Hello up there!

[ Startled a little? Yes, but she looks up with a big smile, or as close to one as she can get. Using her tail and wings for balance, she rears back on her hind legs and sticks out her neck to get a little closer. ]

I'm looking for trinkets or loot! Have you seen any?

[saiyan_prince]

[Mmm, what would dragon taste like... can he even kill this dragon? He doesn't have his scouter, so he's not sure.]

Trinkets or loot?

[ex_fintastic398]

Yes! Something pretty, or shiny, or sparkly... anything will do! Have you seen anything like that?

[saiyan_prince]

[Maybe she wouldn't notice just a little nibble? There's an awful lot of dragon there. Suppressing his Saiyan urge to eat all the things, Vegeta flies off his perch and glances around, pointing to the castle.]

I would imagine you could find treasure in there.

[severing]

[... Geez, he just went out to get some milk—

Train, who is fortunately unaffected, just blinks.]

... There isn't any treasure here, if that's what you're looking for.

[ex_fintastic398]

Oh! Yes, I was. There's really nothing? No trinkets or anything?

[severing]

Weeeeeell... what exactly do you mean by trinkets? I guess I could go look for stuff...

[ex_fintastic398]

Anything shiny or sparkly or pretty! Maybe you have some jewelry or a belt buckle you don't need?

[seablaze]

[What else would you do?

Offer it booze.]

If ya want, ya can try some. [Faris had been getting supplies for the tea party he had the urge to throw when he found the pink beast. There was a grin as he tipped his hat.]

[ex_fintastic398]

Oh no thank you, I am not thirsty!

But maybe I could have that bottle when you're done with it?

this is beautiful. have a flailing bropunzel.

[tangledlocks]

[Oh hey! HEY....what are you doing there dragon! Wait don't sniff his piano. sdkjfhkjsdf. Jack does not enjoy Miss huge dragon going through his things!

But perhaps...]

Hey. Do you want to help me leave here? [Because hey, something is probably in it for this dragon, and they could work together...you know. Stuff like that!

But first. Swatting her nose away from his piano.]

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[ Ouch! She snuffles and wiggles her nose, pulling her head back a little. ]

Are you stuck in here?

pretend im on time.

[tangledlocks]

[Nose pats Miss Dragon.]

Yes. I think so. I blame this place for literally turning everything upside down.

Okay but only because you're so cute 0u0

[ex_fintastic398]

I can't argue with that! Climb onto my head and I can bring you down.