Just bros hanging out, beating zombies.

[420]

Who: Gamzee Makara, Eridan Ampora, Karkat Vantas and a poor poor ukulele.
Where: Starting at the quest board
Status: Closed
Style: []


[Surprisingly, Gamzee manages to make it to the quest board first. A little while ago, Karkat had send both him and Eridan an invitation to join him on a quest, and Gamzee had been more than happy too. Seriously, shooting the wicked shit with Karkat and Eridan? Sign him up! This whole curse has been nothing but a great excuse for catching up with some buddies and having some fun. Points? Rewards? Nothing he cares about. What would he even wish for to have from back home? All what he cares about is all what he got here.

Now that he has to wait anyway, he plucks the ukulele from his back, strumming his fingers idly over the strings to pass the time until his bros show their snouts.]

Comments

[unconchonable]

[For as finicky as Eridan is, he actually doesn't mind getting his hands dirty when it's important. However, if that job can be shoved off on someone else? Bet your finless face he's gonna do it.]

If you say so...

[But then he turns his attention to Karkat, nodding to what he has to say.]

Alright. I think we can more than handle this, I don't think my digestiwe sack is up for another quest with Sol, anyways. Seein' as he's the only melee class I know of.

[He starts to follow after Karkat, though.]

I'll newer understand the dumb items they request us to get for these ridiculous quests, but whatewer.

[bethehugejerk]

[God's punishment against people with ears, but it will do. Better than nothing. Better than dead weight. He might pull Gamzee along even then, because hey, moirails, and he did spend part of Sgrub traveling with him when half the time he fed the imps pie.]

I know a woman called Washu who's a warrior for this curse, but as said, we've got this. I will beat their skulls in by my own staff if that's what it takes, but hopefully I won't have to invite the theft of my organs if you two can keep them back from me. At least I've actually got some offensive spells this time around.

[The two following him is nice. Addressing the quest proper is a more productive direction for his anger, too. Hopefully he'll be able to get out the worst of it before Roxy giving him the whole story inevitably flares it back into new life. This flame of rage never dies: it only ever cools to glowing embers.]

[420]

[A befoulment upon the airwaves it might be, but Gamzee knows there's still magic in these there strings. Call it an odd RPG class thing, but as a bard, he just feels whether or not it'll work and right now he can feel that handful of spells he had been gifted with just waiting to be plucked alive.

And hey, if that doesn't work out, with two shitty chords at his disposal, he could always write a chart topping pop song.}

No worries, my best motherfucker, we got your back. We can handle these rude-tittied bitches.

[At which he casually tosses an arm around Karkat's shoulders.

May the ever glowing embers of rage be dampened by the wet tea-towel of moirallegience.]

[unconchonable]

[Gamzee better not be dead weight, it might be Eridan's fault that he would be dead weight, but Eridan is not about to put up with Gamzee being useless! A+ for Eridan. He offers the two a glance as he catches up to walk side by side, but he doesn't follow Gamzee in throwing an arm around his boyfriend.]

Ahh, didn't realize what class she was, not that I care. Either way, we'll be fine. What's a couple a mermaids, right? This will be hardly a fuckin' challenge, ewen if our bard is a little, uh, lackin' in the strings department.

[Oh Eridan. If only you knew what's to come. He honestly has no doubt in his mind that this will be SO easy.]

[bethehugejerk]

[Karkat allows the arm this time. Gamzee he's not mad with, for one.]

Could you even pick a worse way to refer to them? They're mermaids, Gamzee. Say mermaid.

[Eridan in the meanwhile he offers a sideways glance. Whose fault is that, huh? But the topic's dead, so he says nothing of it, not wanting to violate his own order.]

I wasn't aware you knew her.

[With a nudge at Gamzee's shoulder, he goes to pick up the pace a little. The sooner they get to the caves the better.]

[420]

[He'll pick it up a little. No time for lazy strolling then, huh?]

Mermaid.

[Hey, give a stupid command, get a stupid reaction. Now does he get a cookie? His attention is most on Eridan though.]

Don't you fuckin' fret, I'll make that shit happen even if a motherfucker gotta up and rap it into being.

[Actually, that is a cool idea. Can he just rap his spells?]