400 BABIES

[heartandsoul]

Who: VILLA PEOPLE and anyone else
Where: Where else, DA VILLA
When: Starting today, going allllll month!
Style: Any
Status: Open to all, visitors please sneak in a window knock


[What's this? It's a house full of babies! Although one of the babies is actually one year older today, she hasn't been made aware of the date yet.

What's your Villa resident doing? Are they one of the few that still has their sanity with their curse or are they past all that? Who knows!]

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[demonicdiabetes]

[ Not that he really had his sanity in the first place. There isn't much of a difference between tiny Amaimon and bigger Amaimon, except for a total lack of discrimination regarding whatever goes into his mouth. Which even then was nearly present in his older self. But now it's gone completely. So you might find him chewing on a chair or perhaps helping himself to a healthy, lovely dose of cutlery. ]

[spacecase]

Wait!

[Clearly he asked to be scooped up by some strange human woman he's never seen before. She holds up (just far enough away to not get bitten) the little demon and frowns.]

Amaimon? Don't eat that, it's bad for you!

[demonicdiabetes]

[ Just confused baby sounds and him looking at Jade, making grabby hands at her and drooling profusely from his mouth. Watch out for your fingertips, Jade. ]

[spacecase]

Can you...not talk? [Or is he really that bitty right now? How do baby demons even work!] Gosh, now I know how John felt in the lab. Let's go to the kitchen instead, okay? You'll find lots of food in the fridge!

[...Minding, this time, to carry him with her space magic instead of actually touching him. Off to the kitchen!]

[demonicdiabetes]

Eat!

[ He can pronounce words, but doesn't do so unless it's absolutely necessary. If he was the silent type when he was older, now it's even worse. He'll just roll around in the air while being carried by weird green flashy stuff, directing his grabby hands at the encroaching fridge. ]

[spacecase]

[Who has time to enjoy being temporarily an adult when there are suddenly MILLIONS OF BABIES to take care of? Hero of Space duties never end, apparently! Even when you're long past the age of playing the game.

Or at least you appear to be.

Your name is JADE HARLEY, what will you do with all this chaos?]

[peeppeepmthrfckrs]

[So, somehow little Davesprite got onto the roof. And then he accidentally falls down the chimney.

Welp. At least he's not hurt. He just coughs a lot because wow dusty and sooty!]

[spacecase]

Haha, that's right! Eat!

[Thank god someone went grocery shopping, as the fridge is packed when she opens it with her free hand and sets Amaimon carefully down in front of it.]

There you go, be careful okay?

[peeppeepmthrfckrs]

[Davesprite is now clean and ready to explore the villa, thanks to Jade. He's pretty much going to be getting into everything. Curiosity killed the birdie, in some cases.]

[spacecase]

Davesprite!

[Why is he so tiny--?

Oh dear god not him too.

Thank goodness she always has space magic to help her with lifting tiny and sooty friends as carefully as possible.]

Are you okay?

[peeppeepmthrfckrs]

[whoa, cool! He wants to bombard her with questions, but the "Davesprite" thing needs to be addressed.]

Yes, but why is everyone callin' me Davesprite? That's not my name.

[And now it's time for question bombshells.]

Who are you and how come you got dog ears? And how can you lift me up without doin' anythin'?

[spacecase]

[He's...

Oh. He's not aware that he's a sprite.

Well, of course, he prototyped himself when he was the same age as the rest of them at the beginning of the game after all.

Still, what a sad thing to realize.]

Sorry...I mean Dave, you're Dave.

[As for the other questions--]

It's because I'm magic, silly! Now let's go get that soot washed off of you, okay?

[peeppeepmthrfckrs]

Okay.

[The soot is pretty yucky, he has to admit.]

What's your name and how come you know me?

[darkasnight]

[Like this one.

There is a very small (most likely a runt) black and white kitten with two tiny little horns coming off his head and a pair of equally small bat-like wings protruding from his back, currently stalking the orange little peepsprite.

He crouches down low, eyes trained on Davesprite from up on the couch before suddenly he--

POUNCE]

[spacecase]

My name is Jade! I'm a friend of yours in the future, when you're all grown up and extra cool!

[It doesn't quite make a difference if he gets soot on her anyway since the curse has apparently defaulted her to her god tier jammies, so she just puts him on her shoulder and heads to the bathroom.]

We can just get some water running in the sink and it'll come off, I'm sure.

[That and it's how people generally wash their pet birds. But she's not going to say that part.]

[peeppeepmthrfckrs]

SCREE!

[Yes, that is quite literally a crow chick screech. He didn't notice the cat and now his instincts are telling him BAD CATS ARE BAD BAD GET AWAY NOW]

[demonicdiabetes]

[ Don't take your eyes off him, Jade, because he may or may not be munching on the refrigerator door. ]

[peeppeepmthrfckrs]

I bet not as cool as Bro. He's the coolest!

[He tries not to grip her hair while he balances himself on her shoulder.]

M'kay.

[spacecase]

...N-no! Amaimon, bad!

[Clearly he needs to be physically picked up again and directed to the food in front of him.]

Here, see? A fridge is a box that holds food and keeps it fresh, you don't eat it.

[darkasnight]

[Feathers. Feathers everywhere.]

Got you! [Oh, a talking cat. Watch out for those kitten claws, Dave, because he is definitely trying to pin him down.]

[spacecase]

Hmmhmm...

[His Bro that's been dead for a number of years now? Yeah...]

Well--either way, you can't be a cool kid when you're all dirty, so--[she then sets him down gently on the counter before turning the faucet to get the water going, obviously not plugging the drain since she doesn't want to accidentally drown the poor peep.]

Hop in! You can tell me if it's too hot or cold, okay?

[alittlecourage]

[And thiiis little bitty is still determined to find any sign of her father or mother, so she's exploring the house. Maybe she's gotten distracted by the discovery of the library and all the grown up books she can't quite read yet, maybe she's sitting down in the middle of the hall suddenly really bored and wanting a nap.

Who knows, what do seven year olds even do nowadays?]

[demonicdiabetes]

[ Have him violently squirming to get free of her grasp. He may be a toddler, but he still packs a punch, and with all this food in front of him, he's not going to sit around. Quickly, he turns his torso, wiggling a bit out of her hold and biting her wrist. ]

[spacecase]

Ahhh--shit!

[Oops she might have accidentally summoned her newspaperkind and bopped him on the head before falling back and clutching at her wrist.]

Owww...for god's sake, I was just telling you not to eat the fridge.

[diehardreaper]

[ And here's everyone's favorite brown-noser checking in on his would-be inlaws. Well, scratch in-laws. Try favorite people in the bubble. He's seen the kids around the city so he can't help but wonder how they're faring. He knocks, peering in and clearing his throat. ]

Rin? Maka? Kid? Oi! How're you lot holding up? Seems to be a bit of a mess with all those kids out there...