Because who wouldn't take advantage of John Egbert?

[seeriouswizness]

Who: John, Rose and you!
When: Afternoon 11/26
Where: Around. Shopping for chocolate, maybe for clothes. In the public!
Status: Open!

[[Really, the entire situation was hilarious to her. She had no idea why it was happening, but Rose was not at all bothered by her boyfriend's hand being practically glued to her derriere. And she had no problem taking him out to go shopping like that too.

It was completely accidental on John's part too, which made it even better. John was far too easily flustered and shy to do more than dream of doing something like that at this point. No, he was just lucky enough to be stretching his arms out at nearly the exact same time Rose had gotten out of bed this morning. They'd been stuck fast ever since, and Rose had no problem with using to this to her advantage.

And that is why today you can find Rose in one of the many markets to be found, picking up mostly chocolate items, with John in tow.

While Rose appears calm as ever, John is...well, not. He keeps looking at various spots on the cieling, chewing slightly on his lower lip. Occasionally, he moves a little to try and make it seem less obvious that his right hand is basically glued to his girlfriend's ass, but that really just isn't working too well. His face is more than just a little pink at this point and wow this kid just really wants to go home.]]

Comments

tagging order will be dirk > john > rose :3

[toheirishuman]

[John sighs, not even bothering to turn around to see where that wolf whistle is coming from.]

Dammit, Dave. Didn't you get enough laughs in alre-- oh. [He probably should have turned around sooner, huh?] Wrong Strider.

[Not that it really changes his point much.]

[seeriouswizness]

[[Oh, hello there Dirk. Just going to give you a very casual wave.]]

And what brings you to the store today?

[shippingmath]

Errands, now that Jane's here.

[You probably wouldn't have seen him here before now.

But he'll take pity on John.]

This is a pretty inconvenient curse, all things considered.

[toheirishuman]

Oh just the tiniest bit inconvenient, yeah. [Sarcasm.jpg] Especially since there was really no warning whatsoever.

[Checking the network before so much as BREATHING on Sundays from now on.]

[seeriouswizness]

I don't think it's that bad. [[SHRUG.]]

I take it she wants more than just orange soda in the house?

[shippingmath]

She wants to make a full five-course meal, is what she wants.

[He doesn't sound too put-out about that, though. There are restaurants in Vatheon, sure, and he and Roxy have definitely eaten at them, but there's a difference between restaurant food and home-cooked meals. The first time he and Roxy are eating something like that, and it's with their friends. Dirk is going to be making sure that it's suitably ironic, of course.]

What, you expect them to announce what exactly the curse is? And after they indicate it with glowing tattoos and everything.

[toheirishuman]

Well no I don't expect them to announce it but...like... [What is he trying to say here?] Either somebody's bitching about it on the network or it's something really obvious that you can't NOT notice when you first wake up, you know? And i can't even see my tattoo, I had no idea they glow when there's about to be a curse!

[Basically: Vatheon pranked them all and somebody's a little buttmad.]

[seeriouswizness]

John has a point. It's not very fair assuming we all can see our tattoos. I can see mine, of course, but that's neither here nor there really.