billy | oo1

[aspiring]

Who: Billy & Matthew
Location: Somewhere on the streets
Time: Afternoon
Style: Cal chooses ♥
Status: Closed because shhh on hiatus

[... Well.]

You know, I'm almost a little surprised that you didn't just pop out of nowhere and give me a heart attack.

[Aka hi Matthew, what a pleasant (or something) surprise, running into you like this—]

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[redcloakedthief]

[He laughs at that, shrugging.]

You know, Billy...I have no idea.

[aspiring]

... Wow, thanks.

[redcloakedthief]

[...shrug.]

Should I know? It's not like you ever answered my questions about your career.

[aspiring]

Well, it's not like I go around injuring my clients!

[redcloakedthief]

...Then I can trust you?

[Smile smile he was aiming for this all along.]

[aspiring]

[alskdjlasdasda]

You—I really can't stand you sometimes!

[redcloakedthief]

[blink. Blink.

And then a complaining tone.]

Would you just answer the question?

[aspiring]

[NO BECAUSE IT'S AWKWARD.]

F-Fine! You can—ugh, let's just go!

[redcloakedthief]

[...and he's back to grinning at that, chuckling.]

Haha, alright, alright. Lead the way, Billy!

[even though he totally knows where Billy is staying and where his shop is.]

[aspiring]

[MUTTERING AS HE WALKS—]

Stupid philosophical spy-thief...

[... Stalker.]

[redcloakedthief]

I can hear you, you know.

[la la la following.

you're surprised?]

[aspiring]

Stupid philosophical spy-thief!

[... No.]

[redcloakedthief]

You think I'm philosophical now?

[leaaaaning over Billy's shoulder.]

Ha, I'm flattered!

[aspiring]

[alskjdalsda]

Do you mind!?

[redcloakedthief]

[He considers that for a moment.]

Hm...

Nope!

[aspiring]

[graaaaaaaaagh]

... Yeah, I figured as much.

[redcloakedthief]

Well, now that we're again on the same page--

Isn't that your shop?

[yeah lol so much for pretending to not know where it is.]

[aspiring]

... My, Matthew, you possess a remarkable gift for recognizing places that you've supposedly never been to.

[redcloakedthief]

I possess a great number of gifts, the likes of which you couldn't know.

[Griiiiiiin]

[aspiring]

... Then it's a good thing for me that cutting hair isn't one of them.

[redcloakedthief]

Should I give it a try, Billy?

[Suddenly there's a dagger in his hand; he twirls it.]

[aspiring]

... I think scissors work better, for the record.

[redcloakedthief]

[He inspects the dagger for a moment.]

Are you sure? We could test that--

[aspiring]

Feel free to test on your own hair. ♥

[redcloakedthief]

What if I test it on yours?

[Griiiiiiiiiin]