billy | oo1

[aspiring]

Who: Billy & Matthew
Location: Somewhere on the streets
Time: Afternoon
Style: Cal chooses ♥
Status: Closed because shhh on hiatus

[... Well.]

You know, I'm almost a little surprised that you didn't just pop out of nowhere and give me a heart attack.

[Aka hi Matthew, what a pleasant (or something) surprise, running into you like this—]

Comments

[redcloakedthief]

They wouldn't be a very successful spy if you knew of it.

[Cheeky grin--

And then he blinks.]

...Really? Why not?

[aspiring]

So I figured.

[He blinks back.]

Is that unusual?

[redcloakedthief]

...I don't know. Is it?

[Blink.]

Why wouldn't you cut their hair?

[aspiring]

[...]

It's less that I'd refuse to cut it as so much that I don't get many requests.

[gosh matthew you just made him admit that he's a friendless loser]

[redcloakedthief]

[...a-awww.]

I think you should let more people know of your talents here, then.

[grin.]

[aspiring]

[...

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................]

Huh?

[did Matthew just compliment him—]

[redcloakedthief]

Also, make more friends!

[... :D

It wouldn't be Matthew if he didn't ruin it.]

[aspiring]

[SPLUTTER]

Like you're one to talk!

[B(]

[redcloakedthief]

I am one to talk, you're right!

[/purposefully misinterprets...?]

[aspiring]

[... sobbing.

He just. Droops and sighs.]

I can't keep up with you sometimes, seriously...

[redcloakedthief]

[....fft.]

Come on, Billy! I've gotten used to you at least trying to keep up!

[aspiring]

Sometimes it gets tiring, you know!

[redcloakedthief]

[And a blink, suddenly almost serious.]

Does it?

[aspiring]

[He holds up his hands, palm facing up wards, shrugging flippantly.]

... You're an exhausting person to be around, what can I say?

[redcloakedthief]

[snort. He chuckles, shaking his head.]

Maybe you're just slow.

Like this haircut!

[aspiring]

S-Shut up! You were distracting me!

[redcloakedthief]

I will be silent, as a model patient!

...Patient? Is that the proper word?

[aspiring]

... I'm not some kind of hair doctor, Matthew.

[redcloakedthief]

...Client? Do you have clients?

[...and he laughs.]

We would actually have something in common then!

[aspiring]

Yeah, it's clients. And what, people hire you to spy on others or something?

[redcloakedthief]

Well, of course they do.

[A bright smile.]

So we both have clients.

[:D]

[aspiring]

[Dramatic sigh—]

Great. I have something in common with you.

[redcloakedthief]

Yep! You should be grateful: that means you're not entirely dull.

[aspiring]

Because I have clients? You sure have a weird idea of what constitutes not dull.

[redcloakedthief]

Because you share something with me! Keep up, Billy.