billy | oo1

[aspiring]

Who: Billy & Matthew
Location: Somewhere on the streets
Time: Afternoon
Style: Cal chooses ♥
Status: Closed because shhh on hiatus

[... Well.]

You know, I'm almost a little surprised that you didn't just pop out of nowhere and give me a heart attack.

[Aka hi Matthew, what a pleasant (or something) surprise, running into you like this—]

Comments

[aspiring]

Feel free to test on your own hair. ♥

[redcloakedthief]

What if I test it on yours?

[Griiiiiiiiiin]

[aspiring]

Forbidden.

[redcloakedthief]

Booor-iiing.

You're always such a stick in the mud, Billy! What's a guy to do?

[aspiring]

... Do you want me to cut your hair or not?

[redcloakedthief]

Yes, yes, okay.

Go ahead.

[He spreads his hands.]

I'm ready!

[aspiring]

... Is this supposed to be some metaphor for dagger practice?

[redcloakedthief]

[Blink.

Blink.]

...Oh. I hadn't thought of it that way, but we can most certainly do so if you would like it to be!

[aspiring]

Just get in the salon.

[redcloakedthief]

[He just laughs.]

I'm going, I'm going.

[la la la obediently going inside and sitting.]

[aspiring]

Took you long enough...

[Following, following. Gosh, most annoying client yet—]

[redcloakedthief]

[Pshhhh he just leans back in the chair, peering up at Billy.]

Don't sound so grumpy! Are you like this to all of your clients?

[aspiring]

Just the ones named Matthew. ♥

[redcloakedthief]

I feel sorry for the other Matthew in this place!

[aspiring]

So do I! Considering who they have to share their name with...

[redcloakedthief]

[Pffhaha!]

Considering the unwarranted prejudice the only competent hairdresser in this place has against the name!

[aspiring]

[... Did he just compliment him—]

What can I say? I have an inexplicable wariness when it comes to people named Matthew.

[redcloakedthief]

[yes. don't comment on it.]

I can't imagine why. It's a perfectly good name. I'd even venture to say it's rather average.

[aspiring]

Then it's too bad that not that everyone with that name is so average.

[redcloakedthief]

[...headtilt.]

Was that a compliment I heard in there?

[GRIN]

[aspiring]

[...]

That depends. Was that a compliment I heard earlier?

[redcloakedthief]

That depends! Do you think it was a compliment?

[aspiring]

Well, you called me a competent hairdresser, so I'll take that part as one, at least.

[redcloakedthief]

Then I'm going to consider yours a compliment as well.

In which case--

Thank you, Billy!

[aspiring]

[aslkdjalsjdasdas his face is not his face is not red—]

A-Anyway—geez! What kind of haircut do you want?