we all glub down here

[terribubblykoi]

Who: Feferi Peixes, Eridan Ampora, Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara, Sollux Captor
When: Saturday, smack in the middle of the day
Where: In the Middle District, around the plaza
Status: Closed

[ Oh. My. Glub.

She's sure that she's never seen anything so amazing. Okay, yeah, she's got the brochure, and she flipped through it a little bit, but both it and the SFC get captchalogued almost immediately because there's no time to waste.

She's been in the city maybe just an hour now, she hasn't gone outside quite yet though that surely sounds like a great plan. She's climbed all over Lamufao, even given it a kiss to two because why wouldn't you give a coral god a little bit of affection, right?

By now she has a big stuffed lion fish under one arm, and her other hand is occupied with a hearty skewer of grilled octopus tentacles as she wanders around glubbing like the happiest tourist on any sort of planet.

Clearly, Feferi had some interesting priorities. ]

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[thekidsare0kay]

[And thankfully, Sollux doesn't take long! He lands nearby in a kalaidoscope of red and blue sparks, and focuses immediately on Feferi.]

Hey Gamzee, buddy, can you let her the fuck go, please? [He's standing sort of off to the side, and he casts a glance at Eridan. At first it's curious, but then he grins] Did she kick you in the shame globes?

[420]

[Hey, it is not like he is holding her for his joy and fun! She's getting perilously close to keeping him from ever filling pails forever.

He lets her go easily enough, letting her slide to the ground carefully.]

There you fuckin' go, sister.

[And automatically, in response to Sollux's questions, he answers a--]

Sister hit him good, poor motherfucker.

[Utterly thoughtlessly, not even bothering to think about the fact that A, the question was not aimed at him, B, Eridan probably wouldn't want that answered. Whatever, whatever.]

[terribubblykoi]

Thank you.

[ When her feet reach the ground, there's an entirely tense moment where it looks like all of her muscles are tightening in preparation to spring at Eridan once again. Instead, she gives Eridan and Karkat a terribly offended look and wipes at her mouth with the back of her hand. ]

Better believe I did.

[unconchonable]

That's--

[But he doesn't even get to finish it, cuz GAMZEE opens his big clown mouth and spills it, but only for Feferi to soon follow. Doesn't help that he's still kinda... holding his poor, sore jewels anyways. Though with how he's sitting he was hoping his legs could kinda obscure it, but no such luck. Augh, fuck all three of them. Though, he's glad Feferi opted to confirm it in that totally unnecessary bitchy way, than going after him again like he thought she was going to for a moment. He sends Sollux a glare, however. Even if he's helping, he hardly wants him here while he's like this.]

Like it ewen matters ANYWAYS. Sol, just take Fef and get the fuck outta here, you worthless fuckin' tool.

[Augh, even that sucks to say. He wants to work shit out, wants shit to be right again... And yet this is what he's been given. Honestly he hates everything right about now. Okay maybe not Karkat, and despite Gamzee's dumb mouth, he's okay with him BUT EVERYTHING ELSE.]

[bethehugejerk]

[Try to tell Feferi and Gamzee stuff - even ask a question - and he gets ignored completely in favor of talking about bulge-kicking. Karkat rubs his hand over his face. It's frustrating enough to have Feferi ignore his point on the big things without getting passed over entirely for this too.]

[At least Sollux is here now and Feferi is acting more calmly. Karkat nudges Eridan's shoulder.]

Can you stand or do you want to lean on me? I doubt you want to stick around here much longer.

[thekidsare0kay]

[God, right now Sollux would stand back and watch Feferi cull Eridan with her fork and cheer. He sneers at Eridan, a promise of pain to come, but turns away from him and walks over to Feferi, offering her his hand]

Come on, Princess. Let's leave these lame nookstains to their fucking pity party and have a chat, okay?

[terribubblykoi]

Nothing sounds betta than that.

[ She takes his hand, huffing and glubbing and generally still out of sorts. She's flouncing off with her boyfriend and that's the only saving grace of this all.

Oh, wait, of course. One last thing-- she gives her former captor a lopsided attempt at a smile because Gamzee is Gamzee and he's not really at fault for any of this. ]

Bye, Gamzee, I'll see you later.

[420]

[He gives her a smile. Whatever happened, he bears no ill will to anyone. Not even Feferi despite all the kicks very near to his clown-jewels. He is kind and generous like that.

(he also can't really blame her for freaking out at Eridan and he means that in the nicest way possible)]

Be seein' ya when I be seein' ya, girl. Got loads of shit to all be catching up on at.