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Who: Eridan and anyone!
When: Backdated to 9/17, throughout the day
Where: Around Vatheon, mainly at clothes stores.
Style: Action or prose, either or!
Status: open!

[It goes without saying that Karkat needs a new wardrobe, but this is even more so a fact with Eridan being in his body. So, like a good matesprit should, he's rectifying this with a little shopping trip. Though, with a little debate with Karkat over the whole ordeal, he's left with a cape to wear, despite how it somewhat drags behind him, much to Eridan's dismay. Who knew Karkat didn't like people staring at his butt, gosh!]

[So all through the day, one might come across a certain nubby-horned troll dressed in a fashion way more fitting a certain hipster douche with thick rimmed glasses. Going from store to store in the most unlike Karkat way imaginable. For those who don't know the short, now cape wearing, tight pants-clad troll, maybe this is entirely normal, but for those who do, it's pretty damn obvious just who their shouty friend swapped bodies with.]

[Who knew Karkat looked so good in skin tight pants and hipster apparel! ~~No one~~.]

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[The problem with allowing Gamzee in Feferi's body is definitely the fact that is also leads to Gamzee dressing her body. Which is... well, lets just say my little gangster-clown princess was a clothing line that didn't take off for a reason.

Not that Gamzee cared. Clothes were just clothes, man. Like a warm nice hug for your husk, but who even fuckin' cared what they looked like. He was far too busy just meandering as a lazy, unfocused fuck, happy to feel the chill in the air --the relaxation sort, not the cold sort-- letting the miracles guide his day directly into... wow Karkat what are you wearing. Seriously.

He hurries his step a little to catch up with Batkat, accidentally treading on the trailing cape.]

Hey, best friend. What the motherfuck is up with you?

Edited 2012-09-26 03:21 (UTC)

FUCK watch the cape--

[Oh how Eridan wants to weep. It's surprising, at first, to just see Feferi dressed that way--but it dawns on him that this is QUITE OBVIOUSLY not Feferi. This realization also comes AFTER he lets out a frustrated and surprised sound at the fact that Gamferi just stepped on his cape and choked him.]

Get off my fuckin' cape, idiot! And I'm not your best friend.

[Or he is, but he isn't. This body swap thing is kinda confusing honestly... But whatever. Luckily it isn't permanent, love Karkat, but Eridan misses his height, even if he can say V's now.]

[His fins droop almost comically low at that, before Gamzee's brows furrow. Wait. Karkat is acting very weird. Very motherfuckin' different. Like he is some kind of entirely different person--

oh.

Right.

He laughs, rubbing the back of his neck.]

Woah, sorry there, my normally finniest of motherfuckers. I got my forgot on for a moment at what all be transpiring here.

[ With all the rigamarole around actually being Gamzee, and having gotten her fill in of reaching things on the top shelf, it's time to get in touch with her dear sweet moirail. She already knows what to expect, but that doesn't meant she doesn't want to see it person. Rather, it's the opposite-- she wants to see as many people as she can from this vantage point until she loses it. Flopping over onto her bed-- too short for her new long legs-- Feferi holds the SFC up above her head while she shoots off a message. ]

)(------EY! CRABCAK-ES! 38)
You. Me. Meeting up outside. Yes/no?
(No isn't a real option BTW!)

[Oh what's this? Someone's messaging him? He digs his SFC out and--oh it's Fef.]

im not kar fef
this is eridan
and im already out so wwhy dont wwe just meet up by the plaza instead
unless you wwere really meanin this for kar in that case contact him hes got my body

No, I am looking for -Eridan Ampora AKA t)(e best s)(opping buddy I )(ave!
But you do LOOK like )(im 38)
And Admiral Grumpygills isn't going to cut it as a nickname w)(en you do not )(ave any gills!
But t)(e plaza sounds good. Be t)(ere in fifteen minutes?

[A voice from behind!]

Honestly, if you would just finally part with the cape that would be a great look for him. Sometimes you are just on the edge of having great taste.

[Well Nepeta is certainly dressed unusually as well. Combined with the calm tone of voice and... whatever it is that's going on with her hair (shampoo, conditioner, and some good time with a comb makes a world of difference from her usual hat hair), it's safe to assume that this body was hit by the curse as well.]

[When the voice hits his ears, he's almost surprised. Since when did Nepeta EVER sound so calm and collected? However, the surprise dissipates soon after, because duh, body swap shit going on. With the fashion, the demeanor, and the backhanded compliment, it's pretty obvious who this is.]

The cape wasn't my call I'll have you know. Kar demanded I wear it.

[Not that he was against it entirely, but you know, he didn't exactly want the damn thing DRAGGING everywhere.]

You know? You definitely clean Nep up good, Kan. Who knew she could actually look like a normal troll.

Thanks. You've done a nice job with Karkat yourself. He really demanded you wear the cape? I guess he didn't want people mistaking the two of you, as if the clothing and inflection weren't an immediate giveaway.

[She takes a few steps around him, getting a better look at the outfit he's chosen.]

Really, you do have a decent sense of style.

[ Hope you don't mind having Vriska giving you the elevator eyes because she is... or rather, the demon trapped in her body is. His head is tilted this way and that, a small thoughtful hum coming in every now and then before he approaches. ]

No... no, this certainly won't do. Might I recommend a shorter cape for one?

[ Yeeeeeep. Clearly not Vriska. ]

[Oh great just what he needs! A spiderbitch. He rolls his eyes at her comment--but then he stops and stares.]

Uh... Excuse me? Who the fuck are you? Cos' you're without a doubt not that spiderhag Vris.

An unfortunate incidence, truth be told.

[ And a sweeping bow. Weirded out yet, Eridan? ]

Johann Faust V. I assume you and our dear Vriska are acquainted in a matter of speaking?