vatheon | Roommate search

Who: Orihara Izaya and all residents of Vatheon
Where: Izaya's penthouse or on your character's SFC
When: All throughout the day
Style: Action, prose, video, audio, text- up to you.

[It's around morning when all SFCs in Vatheon get the following text message:]

Hello Vatheon residents. My name's Orihara Izaya~. I'm a resident in Larmline Apartments and I live in the penthouse at the top. If any of you know anything about the penthouse, you'd know that it has four bedrooms.

I, unfortunately, am only one man.

So-oh! I'm looking for a roomie~!!!

But of course since you'll be living me I won't be accepting just annnnyone.

If you're interested, please respond~! Or stop by and I can interview you or something to see if we're a good fit! I might take on two roommates if there's just too many perfect people for me to decide between.

Bye bye bii!! ☆

[Now, it's up to your character whether or not they want to stop by in person or call Izaya back on the offer. We can always go from SFC communication to action. Any way works for me.]

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[A strange creature appears on the SFC. He clears his throat before speaking. Oh this is going to be strange.]

My name is Ratchet and I'm interested in the room you mentioned.

[Izaya's just going to- stare...]

Not to be rude [Grin] But what are you exactly?

I'm a Lombax.

[Is a bit unsettled by the grin but hey, he must be strange looking here. Mostly everyone else looks human.]

Oh, okay.

[He's just going to accept this.]

-Wait how big are you? Are you tiny? You kinda look cute...like...a pet...

[Yes, yes he knows he's talking to Ratchet but that doesn't mean he can't coo a little. He sorta looks like a cat after all. And shockingly enough, Izaya has a pretty soft side towards animals.]

Eheh sorry- you seem like an intelligible creature. I don't mean to belittle you.

[Yes he does. Look at those ears.

Right. Distractions. He needs to focus on the issue at hand.]

I'm not really looking for just someone to live with me. Ah, they need to be special, you know? I have a pretty interesting life and I need pretty interesting peo- creatures to live with me.

So what, what can you offer, hnn?

[He really does feel like a boss or something. How fun.]

[Ratchet just goes quiet and lets Izaya do all the talking. Well this just keeps getting more and more interesting. The cute comment makes him fidget and sigh. Another person who thinks he's all cute because of the fur and big ears. Well...maybe he can use it to his advantage.]

I guess to answer the questions in order. I'm five foot one, ninty one pounds so I'm not all that big. Apology accepted. [Not really but hey, let's try to be civil.]

I'm pretty much the last of my kind, so you won't be finding anymore here. I'm a freelance soldier who has saved three galaxies and the entire universe from destruction.

[Takes a deep breath.]

I've crushed an evil politician who was destorying planets, stopped evil furry pets from eating everyone in the galaxy, stopped an evil robot from turning every organic being in the universe into robots, toppled a media empire that tried to force me to be a gladiator, defeated a race of very tiny aliens with advanced technology and gave their leader the brain of a monkey, toppled the Empire and the Emperor who caused the near extinction of my race...

[Another deep breath.]

Took on an army of ghost robot pirates, and again defeated the same evil genius robot I mentioned before and stopped him from taking over the Great Clock, a massive structure that keeps time for the entire universe located in the exact center of the universe, give or take fifty feet, and thus making sure he didn't unravel all of existance.

[Excuse him while he tries to catch his breath.]

How's that?

[He sort of smirks at this guy's size. With him and Laharl, Izaya would be surrounded by midgets. Granted, adorable midgets but hey. He didn't mind that too much.

What he did mind however was this guy's rather fascinating history in war time. His smirk even fades and instead he just listens carefully. For such a little creature, he seemed to pack a punch. Granted he probably came from a world where his size was average but it was impressive nonetheless.

Furry--

Robot--

Oh God.

This guy was the hero type.]

...The ghost pirates sounded like that'd be a challenge....

[He clears his throat and frowns at the creature.]

You seem kinda like you're a good guy. A hero type. The protagonist. I'm not sure if you'd be particularly fond of living with a guy like me~.

Although I have to admit, you are much more fascinating than your appearance lets on. I guess that whole saying of 'don't judge a book by its cover' really applies here.

Well, just between us all that trouble usually finds me. I don't go looking for it. And yeah, I get called a hero but I'm not really all that straight and narrow. I did collect Leviathan Souls for a Smuggler a few times and worked to him to eliminate some patrol units and...now that I think about it, I work for that guy a lot.

I've also fought in a bunch of Death Arenas and live combat TV shows. So I'm not the perfect shining hero.

Ah so a hero with an edge~. I see. I suppose that's not too bad. But you don't really strike me as the Comedian type of dark hero. Although..you seem re-eally honest. Do you really feel comfortable sharing so much about yourself with a perfect stranger? Don't you think that's a little naive?

[His question is tipped off with a harmless smile.]

Not that there's much to be done with your information but you never know, right?

Well I am trying to land being your roommate, for one. And two, you said it yourself. You can't really use this stuff against me. Not that any of it matters here much anyway. So...yeah.

[The Lombax just shrugs.]

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