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Who: Gamzee and Equius, daters extraordinary.
Where: Starting in their house and then off to the vast beyonds.
What: Pony noses.
When: Monday afternoon.
Style: Lukewarm teenage action.
Status: Closed. Unless you are nepeta stalking.


['We're gonna go on a fuckin' date on monday', is what Gamzee had said somewhere on sunday. He hadn't named a time, and in fact, had spend most of his monday morning sort of lazing around, happily distracted by the reappearance of his mind bubble buddy, giving no inclination that he still remembered his words from the day before.

But somewhere around the afternoon hour, after lunch, he finally gets up from his comfortable spot, stretching, before he turns to Equius.]

Ready? Oh, wait, motherfucker. First, all like go and put these on.

[He digs through his pocket, finally pulling out a make-shift blindfold. It's okay, Equius. He's got this. ]

Comments

[bestestfurrend]

It's the best. [Nepeta assures them of this but whether she's referring to her ice cream or his or else the sneaky lick of Equius' that she steals for herself - nearly bumping heads with Gamzee, as they seem to get the same idea at the same time - is up for debate.]

Try some too, Equius! [His options are to comply or to end up inhaling the cone she thrusts up at his face.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Sorry, were you talking to Equius? He was completely distracted by the sight of Gamzee licking things, and imagining what that indigo-tinted tongue could do, and what it'd feel like on other places, and now he's far away, thinking about the least sexy things he can because dammit, he's got his moirail on his lap and he does not need his bulge to get a mind of its own right now!]

[You know what's good for curing a burgeoning awkward boner? Getting an ice cream cone shoved halfway up your nose.]

Bluh!

[Said more in surprise than anything else.]

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[Gamzee starts a little at the sudden bluh before he laughs, using his fingers to wipe away icecream from Equius' face, licking them clean then.]

Ain't thinkin' that's where it all motherfuckin' need to go at, chica.

[bestestfurrend]

Equius! You're supposed to lick it, not poke your face into it!

[Because shhh, of course it's not her fault! This isn't her giggling at her mistake or licking sprinkles and ice cream off of his nose, of course it's not.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

You know what?

[Very carefully, Equius slides Nepeta off his lap and moves to the other side of the booth.]

I think I'm just going to sit over here for now.

[Dammit, Gamzee, licking your fingers like that... you make it hard for a man to maintain his dignity.]

[420]

[What dignity, man? What dignity?]

You aight?

[bestestfurrend]

I was only teasing...

[Such a sad face! She was happy on his lap.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

Finish your ice cream and you can come back.

[That should give him time to A.) clean his face off, and B.) get the situation in his shorts under control again. Mental note: ask Darkleer about how to deal with such inevitabilities.]

[420]

[Gamzee glances from Equius to Nepeta, giving a little shrug. Equius is just randomly uptight sometimes. It is something that happens.]

Wanna come sit with me?

[His lap is still totally free and comfy.]

[bestestfurrend]

[Nepeta looks like she's considering just throwing away the ice cream if it means getting back into her moirail's lap any faster; luckily for him Gamzee comes to the rescue.]

Uh huh! And you can have some more of my ice cream if you want!

[Since someone didn't seem to like it. Gamzee is now in possession of one (1) lap kitty.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Fine with Equius. Gives him time to eat his ice cream in peace.]

[420]

[And Gamzee is all too happy with that, giving her a quick, one-armed squeeze, before getting down to consuming his ice cream again, occasionally sneaking a lick of hers.]

[bestestfurrend]

[Yep, there sure is lots of snuggling and ice cream sharing going on on this side of the booth, Equius. See what you're missing out on? ...besides getting covered in Nepeta's ice cream, since she's just about the messiest eater ever.]